Alright, my friend Ary is promoting my ff in her ff so I guess I should do the same…

Her username is Yumi-Tsubato and her ff is about snapped Canada declaring war against America. It includes some twincest, therefore I do not approve (I have twin sisters), but I still recommend it!

It's really good! Russia brainwashes Canada into starting world war three so that he can invade Poland and other countries. (She says that Russia didn't brainwash him and Canada made his own decisions, but I know Mattie would never be so cruel!)

It's called World War III and you can read it here: .net/s/6975685/1/

BUT READ MINE FIRST!

HAHA! I FOUND OUT HOW TO PUT THE RANDOM LINES! actually my friend had to show me how, but this is still awesome! i had no idea you could edit your stories on the site...

"Wait!" Mathew shouted as he ran towards the meeting room.

His plane had landed in Florida two hours late. The doors to the G8 meeting were closing. He was going to be locked out. He ran as fast as he could;
only to have the doors slammed in his face.

"Damn it!"

"Yeah, they won't let me in either. Something about "countries only" or
something." said a strange man leaning against the wall, petting a
small yellow bird that sat on his shoulder.

"I used to be a county you know. They called me Prussia or the Teutonic knights. I was the most awesome country ever! I was always invading countries; I could have invaded the whole world if I wanted to!"

Mathew didn't care anymore. He collapsed against the floor and
listened to Prussia's rant.

"They need me in there! Seriously all they do argue during the whole
meeting! I should be in there! I'd save the meeting!"

"You sound like Al"

"I'm the hero!" They both shouted before laughing there heads off.

"And stay out, you sod!" shouted England, shoving Sealand
out of the meeting room.

The boy who was the same age as Kumajiro looked heartbroken. Mathew
winced thinking of his son who he had left in Russia.

"And then there were three" said Prussia.

Sealand and Canada turned towards him.

"We need to work together! They won't let us into the G8 so we have to
force our way in!"

"I'm actually part of the G8" said Mathew.

"Who are you?" asked his younger brother, Sealand.

Mathew didn't get depressed like he usually would when someone asked
him that question. He had never really talked to these two before.

"I'm Canada. You can call me Mathew."

"I'm Gilbert and this is Gilbird."

"I'm Peter!"

"Why do you want to get into the G8 so bad Gilbert? You don't seem
like the kind of guy who'd be into politics."

"There's this girl who's helping out with the meetings and I want to
impress her." said Gilbert.

"You mean Miss Hungary!" said Peter.

Gilbert blushed and had an "Oh God does everyone know I like her?" look
on his face.

"How did you know?"

"She's the only girl at the meeting."

"Oh."

"What about you Peter?"

"I... I just want dad to accept me."

"Good luck with that." Mathew said sarcastically, "Impressing our dad
is harder making Al give up hamburgers!"

Sealand was confused. He didn't know he had another brother. Now that
he thought about it, Mathew looked a lot like Alfred. Maybe they were
twins?

"I've got an idea!" said Mathew, "we'll disguise Gilbert as me and
Peter as Kumajiro to sneak you guys into the meeting. I'll hide behind
Prussia so no one notices me."

"Yes! Let's do it!"

"That's the spirit Mattie!"

"Oh Gilbert, this is what you have to say this during the meeting." said
Mathew, handing him a huge pack of paper that he had prepared.

"It's all about global warming," said Gilbert, flipping through the
pages, "How lame."

"My son's dying because of global warming."

After a few moments of silence Gilbert replied: "I'm sorry Mathew, I didn't know."

A few minutes and a few costume changes later, they charged into the
meeting room. England and France were trying to kill each other while
Italy, Germany and Japan ate pasta. Russia and America were playing
strip poker.

Everyone stopped when Prussia and Sealand entered the room.

"Oh it's... that guy..." said Alfred before returning to his game.

"It's Canada you son of a bitch! Let's get down to business. This is a
G8 meeting not recess!"

Hungary looked up at the nation that had just entered the room. He
said exactly what she had wanted to say for the past half hour. She
had never seen him before. He had beautiful dark red eyes that
reminded her of something.

"Let's start things off with global warming."

The meeting was a success. Mathew was glad he had found a friend like
Gilbert to help him. He hoped that Gilbert could keep coming to the
meetings for him even if Hungary wouldn't be there.

Peter seemed to be pretty bored during the meeting but he was glad
that he got to sit next to his dad.

When Mathew got to his hotel room he opened his present. It was a new cell phone.

...Random Phone Call...

"Hello?"

"Ukraine it's me! How's Kumajiro?"

"His fever went up slightly, besides that he's fine."

"I'm so happy he's feeling better!"

"He really misses you." she told him. "I miss you" she thought.

Mathew was silent and Ukraine wondered if she had said something wrong.

"How was your meeting?"

"It was ok. I was too nervous to talk so I had Prussia stand in for me."

"They let Prussia into the meeting?"

"Not exactly." Mathew replied, grinning, "We dressed him up as me and Sealand as Kumajiro."

"And no one noticed?"

"Nope."

"So are they your friends?"

"Who?" asked Mathew.

"Prussia and Sealand."

"I guess they are." Said Mathew, surprised that he made friends without
even realizing it.

"When are you coming back?" she asked. She really wanted to see him again.

"In two weeks when the meetings are done."

"What are we going to do after that?"

"I guessed we'll stay at your house until...until we figure something
out." said Mathew embarrassed about imposing on the poor girl, "If
that's alright with you."

"Of course it is! I've go to go now so see you later!"

"Bye."

It would be kind of awkward living with the guy she had a crush on, Ukraine thought as she hung up. But this also meant she could see him more often, she thought smiling.

I suddenly realized that it was going to be kind of difficult to write a CanadaxUkraine ff if Mathew was in Florida so I decided to give him a cell phone! Sorry Matt! I was going to give you a hockey stick, but at least this way you can stay in contact with Ukraine, right? Don't worry Matt, you'll get your hockey stick! I'll find a way to work it into the plot line!