Marshall and Lily: Alphabet Drabbles
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Lactose
They know that the gang thinks it's weird. After all, Lily is the one that is lactose intolerant, not Marshall. However, it doesn't change the fact that when he has a glass of milk in the morning, she is the one feeling the side affects all day. So, he tries to avoid it for those reasons. Which is why he is concerned when he comes home to find his wife tucked into bed blaming his milk drinking ways for her upset stomach. Marshall swears that he hasn't touched the beverage in months. Lily doesn't believe him until she meets her stomach nemesis nine months later.