Rosalie's POV
"Alice," I asked, "when can we go back to Bella's house, Edward ruined our fun and Bella is so funny when she sleeps!"
"Relax, Rose," Alice told me, "Emmett, Edward and Carlisle are going to go hunting tomorrow for the weekend, they'll be so far away that if Bella screams again they won't hear her and they'll be away for two nights!"
"Yeah," I giggled, "will it be funny?"
"Oh, yeah," Alice told me, "and also, Jasper will be coming so we'll know what she's feeling and all."
"Oh, goodie," I said, "I can't wait!"
The Night Edward leaves to go hunting
Bella's POV
"Edward," I complained, "do you have to go for two nights?"
"Yes," he assured me, "as I said, the animals are going south so we have to travel farther to get any blood and all the good blood is much farther away."
"Okay," I sulked.
Edward took my face in his hands, "I love you," he told me, his eyes smoldering me. He gently brushed his lips on mine and pulled me into his embrace.
"I love you, too," I said.
"Bye Bella, sweet dreams," he put his lips on mine before disappearing.
The Show
Rosalie's POV
"Okay," Alice said, "show time!"
We crawled up the wall and crept through the window.
When we were seated in her tiny bedroom Alice said in her announcer voice, "okay ladies and gentlemen, the show tonight should not be seen by people who don't know what the, "birds and the bees" are or "the facts of life"."
I giggled.
"Alright, the show will be starting in 5, 4, 3, 2,…"
"Oh Edward," Bella murmured, "I love you so much."
"She is feeling love," Jasper commented, "and passion."
"You are such a good kisser," Bella stated, "now my turn!" She giggled.
"Oh, Bella," Alice said in a very good imitation of Edward, "hold me."
This was getting good! Bella was tossing and turning and…giggling, a lot.
She moaned, "you are so good at this, where have you practiced?"
My turn, I know exactly what to say, in my best imitation of Edward I said, "On Rosalie."
Alice and Jasper cracked up!
"She's mad now!" said Jasper.
"What?!" screamed Bella.
"Every night, erg, I mean, oh come on, baby, don't stop!" I said, still imitating Edward.
"You spoiled my fun," Bella pouted, still asleep.
"What did I do?" 'Edward' said.
"How could you sleep with Rosalie?" Bella demanded.
"She's so hot!" I said, because I am, I'm a vampire, "he sleeps with Alice, too."
"…and Jasper," Jasper cut in.
"Jasper? You sleeps with Jasper before you sleeps with me? You are such a D!"
"Bella's going to get into a deeper sleep soon, I guess the show's over," Alice told us.
We crept out of Bella's window and walked, or run, actually, back to our house.
A/n I hope this chapter wasn't too graphic for you. I got a kick out of the "…and Jasper" thing.
I'm glad you guys like Bella and Edward, I do, too.
I hate Jacob and I wish that Bella hadn't fallen in love.
Pleez give me more ideas!
Love to my Reviewers!
DISCLAIMER: I, sadly, am not the amazing author of Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse.