Emmett's POV
We were sitting on Bella's floor (remind me to get her a couch for her room) and Alice was standing next to Bella's bed.
This was gonna be super fun!
"Well," Alice whispered to us, "this one's gonna be awkward."
Alice put her finger to her lips, indicating for us to be silent.
"Oh, Antonio," Bella murmured.
"Bella, my love, you are back!" 'Antonio' (Alice) exclaimed.
"I come every night," Bella said, "what would make this night different?"
"Nothing, darling, you are the best…" Rose cut Alice off.
"Antonio! WTF! Why are you with, like, another girl!" Rose was really good at being a valley girl!
"Betsy, my love, 'tis not what you think!" 'Antonio' cried.
"Like, what is it, like, OMC! Is she, like, a drug dealer! Like, you need help!"
I was doubled over, laughing silently, but then a BRILLIANT idea popped into my head!
"Someone called?" I asked, in a British accent.
"Ah! Like, OMC, it's, like, the drug dealer!" 'Betsy' cried.
Suddenly, something really weird happened.
" I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day! I've been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away! Can't you hear the whistles blowing…" Bella sang.
"How many toes do a fish have? How many wings on a cow? I wonder, yep, I wonder!"
Okay, why is Bella singing the Wacky the Penguin song? This is too weird!
"I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber…"
Now the cucumber song? Where is the world going with the minds of young people!
"Help! Alice! The fuzzy gumdrops will get me! The only way to escape is to go to the fairy castle!" Bella started screaming.
"I'm sorry, Bella," Alice said, "but the fairy castle was burned to the ground."
"Then how can we escape?" Bella looked really scared.
"The marshmallow pixie can help you!" Alice cried.
"But, Alice," Bella complained, "you are the marshmallow pixie!"
"Uh, oh," Alice said, "Edward thinks something's up so he's reading people's minds, he already did Carlisle's."
Aw, the fun was over.
A/N: I would like to thank Twilight1243 and Lola001, for giving me the ideas. Sorry if this story was horrible, my writer's block is still there and I would still want you to PM me a chapter. I will not delete this story.
Also, if you like my style of writing, I have two new stories up, that I do nothave writers block with.
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-Rebecca