Hi. Okay, the last chapter was kind of... urggh. So I will make it up to you- whoever is wasting their time reading this- by writing a whole, new, awesomeness chapter! Maybe... Awesome, not maybe I'll write it. Is what I'm saying making any sense whatsoever today?

Remus

Sirius, who is sitting next to me, suddenly stands up and glances around the common room.

"Who are you looking for?" I ask.

"Lily or Prongs."

"They're not here; they're planning the end of year dance."

"Oh, great!" Then, he yells to the whole common room, "Bets are now being taken!"

"Could you just explain this to me, please?" I say as most of the room comes up to him and tells him a certain date.

"Um, yeah, just a sec, Moony... Oh, um, I'm taking bets on when Prongs will get together with Lily."

"I would just like to remark, I am not a part of this." Rowan says, dryly, from the seat next to me. How did I not see her there? She's getting quieter.

"I know. Although we could get things done a lot faster if you helped." sighs Sirius.

"Hang on, you're betting on when your friends will get together? That's ridiculous!"

"No, Remus, that's a profit."

"You can't make a profit at your friends expense!"

"It's not at their expense; it's for their benefit!"

"How?"

"Trust you to ask the hard questions!"

"Remus has a point, Sirius. Lily will kill you." Rowan mutters from her corner.

"Well, it's too late now!"

"What if they don't get together?" I decide to point out the obvious.

Rowan and Sirius stare at me, blankly.

"Huh?"

"Of course they will."

"Yeah, it's Lily and James!"

"But-"

"Don't be stupid, Remus."

"Okay, I was just saying-"

"They will."

"Yeah, everyone in the whole room thinks so."

"Okay, okay! I wasn't saying... I just meant... Oh, forget it!"

"Oh, you might want to stop the betting, 'cause here comes Lily." Sirius looks up and shoves all the paper and money, various people have given him, in to his pocket.

"Hi Remus, Rowan. Black."

"Hi Lily! You look lovely today!" Sirius beams at her, acting more stupid than usual.

"What are you up to?"

"You always assume-"

"I always know. What is it?"

"When do I ever tell you, Lily?"

"True."

"Um, Lily?" Rowan asks.

"No, Rowan."

"You don't know what I was going to ask!"

"You were going to ask if you could copy her charms homework."

"You're good, Remus."

"Ask Charity." Ah, Miss Charity Burbage, the lesser seen girl in the whole year. She is in Lily's dorm, so they must know each other quite well.

"How am I supposed to find her?"

"She's in the libary."

"Oh, right. See you!" She waves at me.

"Bye, Rowan!" Sirius calls after her. Do I detect a trace of longing? Hmm. Interesting. Sirius is fond of our Rowan. Ah, the answer to all of his strange and most certainly peculiar behavior.

That or I'm imagining things wired on far too many coffees and muggle crime books.

Sirius

I woke up super early this morning. It was a beautiful day! And more importantly, it was the 5th of October!

Every year on the 5th October, I ask Rowan what the internet is. It drives her mad. She mentioned it one year and I had to know what it was. I have a feeling she'll tell me this year. though.

"Need I tell you what day it is?"

"No." She rolls her eyes at me.

"Rowan?"

"Yes, Sirius?"

"What is this strange internet you talk about?"

"It's a thing on a muggle device called a computer."

"I know."

"What?"

"Remus told me. It was just fun to wind you up." She sticks her tounge out at me.

"James just called another quiddich practice in fifteen minutes. You should go get changed."

"Okay, see you out there."

I walk off to get changed. As soon as I get on the pitch, I see a bunch of Ravenclaws. Oh. Stupid Rowan messing with my head!

I sit next to her in charms after lunch, so that gave me plenty of time to come up with a plan of revenge. With Remus' help, of course...

Oh, shmush. I'm very tired. At least it's FRIDAY! Oh, no. I'm much too tired for computer shouting. Ooh, I have to watch Home and Away! Cool. I will see you soon kids! Write soon!