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The Youkai Academy

After heavy negotiation that included a new wardrobe, a mp3 player that doubled as a communicator, and vast amounts of ramen, Naruto eventually found his way onto the bus to Yokai Academy. He now sported a nice black suit his mother picked out for him, saving him from terrible green ones that reminded him of a certain spandex suit. The rest of his outfit was completed by a crimson shirt, a black tie with an orange flame design, and a pair of sleek sunglasses. To everyone's horror the music player was loaded with rap and heavy metal music by one of the Ogre's. Naruto was instantly hooked on both, his attitude becoming more insufferable than ever.

"Here we are kid, Youkai Academy. I would tell you how terrifying this place is, but you already know that." commented the bus driver with smirk. Naruto just gave the creepy man a thumbs up before exiting the bus.

"Gaara should have played this during his fight at the chunin exams..." mumbled Naruto as he popped in his headphones and bobbed his head to Metallica's Enter Sandman. Naruto continued marching along the path to the school, the music making him oblivious to the creepy surroundings. Naruto had just dropped into an air guitar solo when he heard a shout from behind him.

"Coming through!" He turned just in time to see a cute pink haired girl plow into him with her bike. The bike seemed to take the brunt of the damage as Naruto and the girl ended up with their limbs slightly tangled. Naruto squeezed his hand and heard the girl gasp, and looked to see his hand on her thigh and yanked it back. He rose to he feet and dusting himself off before offering his hand to the girl.

"Are you alright? Sorry for getting in your way." he apologized with a slight blush.

She looked up at him a little startled before taking his hand and standing up with a slight look of embarrassment. "No, I should be the one saying sorry. I was feeling a little weak from my anemia and wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

He waved off her apology, "Don't worry about it."

"Oh, you scratched your cheek..." she said while seeming to zone in on the cut on his face.

He wiped his face to find a trickle of blood dripping down. "It's not a big deal, I heal fast..." started Naruto only to be cut off as the girl moved right in front of his face causing all the blood in his body to flood south as her assets pressed up against him.

"Your scent..." he could feel her hot breath on him as she enunciated each word. "It's so, so delicious!" without warning she sank her fangs into his neck and started drinking.

"What the hell!" There wasn't any pain from the bite, in fact it actually felt pretty good, but it just completely surprised him. She soon removed herself from his neck, licking her lips as she did so.

"Sorry, you're blood just smelled so delicious I couldn't help myself. You see, I'm a vampire." she explained.

"A vampire?" he questioned confused. 'Didn't Botan say they supposed to be these bad ass super powered monsters? Not super cute girls?'

His questioning tone worried her, "Do you not like vampires?"

"No it's nothing like that. You just surprised me is all. I don't have a problem with vampires, and their all as cute as you, I don't think I ever will." teased Naruto causing her to blush. She was also relieved that he didn't have anything against vampires.

"So, do you want to be friends?" she asked shyly.

'It's a start.' thought Naruto. "Sure, I'm Naruto Uzumaki."

"I'm Moka Akayashi. Are you a new student too?"

"Yeah, I just found out I was coming here a few days ago."

"Oh this is so great! The first day and I've already made a friend! Hopefully we'll be in the same class together."

'I didn't actually plan on attending class too often, but maybe I've now got some incentive...' thought Naruto as the pair continued their trek towards the school.

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After making their way up to the academy, the duo was herded along with the other students to the entrance ceremony. Naruto and Moka ended up getting separated, to be more accurate Moka actaully attended the ceremony while Naruto attempted to ditch and was rewarded with a lengthy lecture by one of the teachers. The guy really like to here himself talk, so by the time he cut Naruto loose they were both late for their homeroom classes. In Naruto's homeroom class, the teacher had already begun her introduction.

"Hello everyone and welcome to Youkai Academy! I'm your..." Naruto's arrival interrupted her speech. He attempted to walk to an open seat like nothing was wrong, but the teacher was not going to let him slide that easily.

"Excuse me, why are you late?" she questioned while tapping her foot impatiently. Not one to let an opportunity like this go, Naruto dropped a line that would start his legend at Youkai Academy.

"Sorry, on my way here a black cat crossed my path so I had to turn back and take the long way around." he stated casually with a small smirk.

The entire class stared at him like he was insane, not believing the lame excuse was going to work.

"Good thinking! Black cats are awful bullies! Go ahead have a seat!" she replied smiling at him. His classmates looks suddenly shifted to ones of disbelief and reverence that he actually pulled it off, on the first day no less.

"Now, as I was saying before. I'm your homeroom teacher Shizuka Nekonome and you should all know this but I'll say it again, this is school built for the sake of monsters to attend! Since the humans..."

Naruto tuned out what she was saying after already having been debriefed on everything by Botan before he left. His wandering mind soon drifted to thought of his apparently cat-girl homeroom teacher making him stay behind for 'extra' lessons . 'I wonder what the headmaster's stance is on student teacher relationships...dammit ero-sennin! I'm starting to think like you...'

His focus came back into his surroundings when a student on the other side of the room posed a question that instantly put him on the spirit detective's shit list.

"Hey teacher, wouldn't it be better for us to eat those humans, and in the case of the pretty girls, molest them?" questioned a guy with slicked back blond hair and a mouth piercing. His comment incited a few snickers from his fellow classmates.

"Wouldn't it be better for you to get some breath mints? I can smell you from over here!" retorted Naruto causing the class to roar with laughter. Saizou glared at naruto for the insult, but the blond gave him the one finger salute in response. Once everyone quieted down a familiar pink haired girl opened the door.

"Excuse me!" Moka called out to Nekonome. "Sorry I'm late. After the school entrance ceremony I kind of got lost in the school."

"Don't worry about it! Have a seat!" replied a smiling Nekonome.

'Screw student teacher relationships, a good student-student relationship with Moka-chan would suit me just fine!' thought Naruto as he got a good luck at his pink haired friend. Similar thoughts soon flooded the minds of his male classmates around the room. Naruto's daydreams of Moka were halted by a flying glomp from said girl that nearly knocked him out of his seat.

"Naruto! I can't believe it! We're in the same class!" squealed Moka.

The other male students in the room soon voiced their displeasure at his familiarity with Moka.

"AAAAAh!"

"What the hell!"

"What's with this guy!"

"How does he know her!"

"Get your paws off our girl!"

Naruto's reply was to give them the finger, pissing them off even more. Order soon returned to the classroom and Moka took a seat next to Naruto as Nekonome continued her speech from where she left off, eventually putting Naruto to sleep. He woke again when the bell rang.

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"Let's go exploring!" giggled Moka as she dragged Naruto along behind her through the halls. Since they had no more classes after homeroom for the first day, Moka decided to explore the school with her new friend. The pair was causing quite the commotion in the hallways, as girls seemed to be angry with Moka and boys with Naruto. The pink and blond duo were oblivious to everyone around them, both excited to be in the company of one another. Their frolicking was brought to a halt when someone blacked their path as they rounded a corner. It turned out to be the same guy that made Naruto's shit list in their homeroom class.

"You are called Moka Akashiya are you not? I am your classmate Komiya Saizou! Salutations!" Saizou greeted as he grabbed Naruto by the collar before continuing. "By the way, why is a beautiful lady like yourself associating with a guy like this?" Saizou propositioning was cut short as his face met with the bottom of Naruto's shoe.

"Get your greasy paws of the suit asshole! And I told you before, breathe mints!" shouted Naruto as he dusted himself off.

"Who the hell do you think you are weakling!" roared Saizou. The entire attention of the hall was now focused on them.

"I'm not the one who resorts to molesting girls, because I'm too ugly to get one straight up." retorted Naruto.

The two were now standing less than a foot apart; a fight was imminent until Moka intervened.

"Sorry, but I was having fun with Naruto! He can play with you later!" She grabbed Naruto's hand and took off again.

'You can run for now...but sooner or later I'll have you Moka Akashiya! Right after I tear your little boyfriend to pieces!' thought Saizou as he watched them escape.

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Moka ran at a dead sprint and didn't stop until they were near the edge of school grounds near some tombstones and dead trees.

"You didn't have to pull me out of there. I could have taken that guy easy." complained Naruto after the came to a halt.

"I didn't want you get in trouble on our first day!" replied a pouting Moka.

Naruto couldn't get angry at such a cute face, "Fine, fine."

"Besides we're on blood sucking terms." she added with happy sigh.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at that,"Really? Is that all I am?"

"You should be proud of yourself! You have grade A blood Naruto, way better than any of the blood I've had before from blood transfusion packs." exclaimed Moka.

"That's not as reassuring as you trying to make it sound." deadpanned Naruto.

She turned away from him with a faint blush,"Well you were also my first."

"What?" shouted Naruto.

"You're the first person whose body I've ever fed from. It was so good I'll never forget the feeling..." she trailed of with a dreamy look.

'Somehow not the first I was aiming for.' thought Naruto.

"Common! Let's go explore some more!" she grabbed a hold of his arm and was off to the races again.

'Despite how she look's she drags me around like I weigh nothing!' thought Naruto.

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After exploring the campus for a few more hours they took a rest at the cafeteria. Moka stepped away to get some tomato juice from a vending machine, leaving Naruto to himself. He had really enjoyed the day so far, especially spending time with Moka. After having most of the females in his life trying to exercise some sort of authority over him and temper his natural enthusiasm, it was nice to have an attractive girl who embraced his free-wheeling nature and just let him be himself. There was one thing that bugged him about the whole day though, Saizou Komiya. The guy just reeked of trouble among other things. He decided to contact Botan with his communicator to get a little background information.

"Oi! Botan! I need some info on a Saizou Komiya." demanded Naruto as the blue haired girl appeared on the screen.

"You could be more polite about it. I don't know who's more rude, you or Yusuke." she complained.

"Heh, definitely me." he gloated.

"That wasn't supposed to be a compliment." she scolded. "Why are digging up information on your classmates anyway?"

"They guy basically stated his goal in life is to eat humans and molest pretty girls. I'm figuring he has a record." responded Naruto.

"Well, don't go jumping the gun and beating people up so the headmaster has to kick you out of school!" she warned.

"Less nagging more working, you know I could easily convince Koenma to higher another cute girl as my spirit detective assistant. In fact I met one today..."

"I'm not your assistant, I'm your manager! If it weren't for me you two would have failed your first big case!" shouted an irritated Botan.

"Sure and ero-sennin can be trusted around a hot springs." retorted Naruto.

"This is your first day you know. Couldn't you take some time to integrate yourself as a student?" questioned Botan.

"I'm not here to be a student. I'm a spirit detective first and foremost. This guys is bad news, the moment he steps out of line I'll hunt down the rogue monster and take him out if need be." declared Naruto.

Unknown to him, Moka had overheard the last part of their conversation as she approached.

'He's a spirit detective? A monster hunter? Oh no! I've got to get out of here!' thought the pink haired girl as she turned and fled with tears in her eyes. This went unnoticed by Naruto due to Botan reporting back all the information on Komiya.

"A guy like that won't be able to hold back for long. I need to get eyes on him before he actually hurts someone." stated Naruto.

"Wait! You-" Botan was cut off as Naruto deactivated the communicator. Forming some shadow clones he spread out to search for the rapist.

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Moka walked along the outskirts of the school grounds kicking a stone as tears formed in her eyes.

"Just my luck, to finally make a friend and he turns out to be..." her musings were cut off as Saizou surprised her by sneaking behind her and grabbing her wrist.

"Hey why is it you're all out here alone? Finally ditch that lame guy? A girl of your beauty is more deserving of a man like me." proclaimed Saizou as he tried to wrap an arm around her.

"Stay away!" shrieked Moka as she pulled away from him.

"No, I don't think I can. When my body starts to ache like this, I just can't stay in human form any longer." growled Saizou as he transformed into his true form.

"No someone help!" cried out Moka as the hideous Beast approached her.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm going to enjoy this little violation of school rules!" Saizou's long tongue shot out of his mouth licking Moka on the check. A kick to the side of his face that sent Saizou flying and halted his further advances on Moka.

"Haven't you heard no means no?" called out his attacker. The transformed Saizou turned to face his attacker, finding it to be Naruto. The blond stood smirking at him with his arms folded across his chest.

"You!" roared Saizou.

"People like you are really stupid. It did a little research on you. You're a rogue forced to come to this academy as a last resort because you kept molesting woman in the human world. Did you really think that same shit would fly here just because the girls are monsters?" retorted Naruto angrily.

'Why would he care about monsters? Doesn't he hunt them?' questioned Moka.

"Why do you care?" questioned Saizou indignantly.

"Because I'm Naruto Uzumaki Spirit Detective." proclaimed Naruto. "I'm here to protect the youkai who want to live in peace from rogue beasts like you! Besides it doesn't matter what you are, human or youkai. There are some pretty disgusting people on both sides and if you show up on my shit list I'll kick your ass."

Moka had tears of joy in her eyes from his proclamation, 'Naruto..you really do care!'

"Fuck you Uzumaki! I'm got to tear you apart right in front of your little girlfriend, then i'm going to have a little fun with her!" bellowed Saizou.

"You've already lost here. Get em boys!" ordered an unfazed Naruto. A dozen Naruto clones emerged from the shadows charging and attacking Saizou as the original walked over to Moka.

"You alright?" Naruto asked. "Sorry, I got here so late. I knew the guy was going to go after a girl at some point. I didn't really expect it to be so soon."

Moka responded with an apology of her own,"No it's my fault for wandering off. I'm sorry for doubting you. I overheard you talking about being a spirit detective and thought you were here to hunt yokai."

"Eh, don't sweat it, but keep that a secret okay. Can't have my cover blown completely my first day on the job." Naruto replied with a grin. Naruto then noticed that Saizou had escaped from his clones and was headed straight for Moka with his claws outstretched. Naruto grabbed Moka and spun around around taking the claw stab into his back. Saizou was pulled back as the remaining clones regrouped and levied another assault on him.

"Naruto!" cried out Moka.

"My fault for not paying attention. Don't worry I heal fast." he gasped out pulling back from her. Moka suddenly realized that in his effort to protect her Naruto somehow grabbed her Rosario and when he pulled away it came off.

'How did he...' her thoughts were cut short as she was engulfed in an aura of power. Naruto, his clones, and Saizou all stared as Moka transformed from a beautiful teenage girl, into an adult goddess. With the sliver hair and red slitted eyes of her true form she truly looked the part of a fierce vampire.

Naruto just stared at her in disbelief, "Where the hell have you been hiding?"

"Stand back Naruto Uzumaki, this is my fight now." she ordered. The thought of someone else infringing on his fight brought him back to his senses.

"Hold on, I'm already healed. I want some payback first. He tore my suit, but he did try to rape you so you can have the finisher." stated Naruto as he stepped forward. For some reason the aura from Moka was really pumping him up.

'Interesting...' thought Moka. 'He's not intimidated by my aura, in fact he seems encouraged by it.'

Naruto removed his sunglasses and set his eyes on Saizou. The beast suddenly found himself unable to move thanks to Naruto's Jagan enhanced eyes. Naruto charged and hammered him in the gut with his fist causing Saizou to double over in pain as blood shot out of his mouth.

"There's plenty more where that came from! One for every girl you've molested!" bellowed Naruto as he followed with punch that nailed Saizou in the face. As he reeled backwards Naruto moved behind him and slammed an elbow into his spine causing a loud bone cracking sound. As Saizou cried out in pain Naruto grabbed him by the neck and flung him headfirst towards Moka. The vampire pulled back her leg and delivered a bone shattering kick to Saizou's chin, "Know your place!" The powerful kick sent Saizou sailing off into the distance, reminding Naruto of the finishing blows Tsunade gave Jiraiya.

Naruto just stared at her stunned, 'I knew she was powerful, but damn! I think she's as strong as the old hag!'

Moka had turned to face him, pleased by his response to her display of power, "Are you scared of me?"

"No, more like I'm a bit jealous. Your stronger than me...but that won't last for long! Once I regain my full power and master my new ones, I want to fight you!" declared Naruto. He immediately realized how idiotic that statement was when she reappeared in front him. He prepared himself for an attack, when she suddenly placed his sunglasses back on his face and wiped some stray blood from his jacket. He watched as she put the bloody finger in her mouth and licked it clean.

"Such delicious blood, I can see why my other self likes it so much. You are an interesting one, Naruto Uzumaki. Babysit the other sentimental Moka until we meet again." She immediately placed the Rosario back on her chain reverting back to the teenage 'outer' Moka. Naruto grabbed the unconscious girl before she collapsed to the ground.

"I just had to go after a vampire girl who likes the flavor of my blood and has split personalities. Yep just another typical day." grumbled Naruto as he felt Moka sink her fangs into his neck and take a drink.

"Yep another typical day." he sighed as Moka drank her fill.

A/N: Alright the focus on Rosario+Vampire will be for a decent amount of time, up to when he has a big showdown with Kuyou and Co. Then he'll hook up with Yusuke and the gang again for the Saint Beast mission, after that there will be more intermixing between the two worlds.