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Everybody Loves Naruto

"You know it would be nice, if you asked before sucking down your fill!" complained Naruto as Moka sunk her fangs into his neck for a morning snack. After navigating the herds of annoying fan-boys and fan-girls on their way from the dorms the two met up outside the cafeteria. Naruto had barely opened his instant ramen cup when she latched on.

"Sorry Naruto, but you just taste so good!" shouted Moka causing every male nearby to shoot back with a massive nosebleed. "I think I might be becoming addicted to you! Your blood is so yummy and your aroma is irresistible!"

Naruto merely shook his head and rubbed his neck where the bite mark had already healed before slurping down his noodles. While being her favorite snack didn't really affect him physically, it was still annoying to be a snack nonetheless. However, it also ensured she would keep quiet about his true identity at the school, even though she didn't seem to be the type of person to out him anyway. Somehow sensing what he was thinking Moka spoke some comforting words.

"You know I'll help you out when you need it and keep your job a secret too." she reassured him. "How did you end up as a spirit detective, if you're a youkai anyway?"

"Let's just say I was born closer to what you would call a half-breed like a witch, and due to various events I am now considered part demon." he answered in a tone that indicated that was all he was going to divulge on the matter for now. Right as he said this, one of his clones doing surveillance dispelled with some information.

"You go on and head to class. I've got a little work to do, then I'll catch up." he said before vanishing in a puff of smoke.

"I wonder what happened?" Moka questioned aloud before moving on to homeroom.

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Naruto made his way towards the area the clone dispelled from. It was just outside one of the main buildings, where he found a girl crawling along the ground, apparently in pain.

"Are you alright?" he asked the kneeling girl as he rushed over. When she looked up, he came face to face with a beautiful blue haired girl with very ample assets.

'She's like a mini blue haired baa-chan!' he thought.

"Help me, please lend a hand I suddenly started feeling ill." she said faintly.

Naruto grabbed her hand and helped her to her feet, putting an arm around her to hold her up, "Whoa, I got you. Let's get you over to the infirmary."

"Thank you so much. I've always had a weak body." she replied softly while leaning in closer against him.

"Don't worry about it, I'm happy to help." he replied with a smile.

"Ah, my chest! Hold me tighter!" she suddenly exclaimed while leaning in even closer to him, rubbing her chest up against him.

'So soft...' thought a now drooling Naruto.

"My chest feels like it's going to burst!" she exclaimed while rubbing up against him even more.

'If you keep doing that my pants will too!' he thought.

"Hey, look into my eyes Naruto-kun." she asked kindly after calming down.

This brought Naruto out of his perverted daze momentarily, 'Hold up I never told her my name...'

"I'm Kurono Kurumu. Please be a good friend to me okay?" she asked after flipping up his sunglasses and looking deep into his eyes. Naruto suddenly felt a strange feeling come over him.

'It's some kind of compulsion charm, like a genjutsu. My eyes are protecting me, but I'll play along for a little while to see what she really wants.' thought Naruto as he embraced her nuzzling his head against the crook of her neck.

"Whaa! Kyaaa! What are you doing?" she squealed with glee. As he picked her up bridal style and headed towards the main building, she had a small smirk on her face. Meanwhile Moka sat in class a little worried that it had been a few hours and the real Naruto still hadn't shown up. He had a clone covering for him, but she couldn't smell the scent of his blood so she knew it was a copy.

'Where are you?' she thought while letting out a sigh.

Later as Moka was leaving class to head to lunch, shot spotted the real Naruto with Kurumu rubbing up against him in the hall way.

'Who is that your with?' thought a slightly jealous Moka.

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'Who was the girl with Naruto? What is she to him?' thought a slightly depressed Moka later as she wandered the halls. "They looked like lovers, all over each other like that. Why is this troubling me so much? Is it because when I'm around Naruto I just want to suck his blood?" she questioned herself aloud.

It was then that her other self from within the Rosario spoke out to her, 'Stop feeling so down. You need to be more alert, someone is targeting you!'

"Huh? Who's there? Who is that voice?" questioned Moka as she looked around, but someone else interrupted before her other self could respond.

"So your the supposed Vampire, Moka Akashiya?" Moka turned and looked up to see Kurumu sitting on the handrail of the stairs. "At least, that's what the rumors say."

"You're the one from earlier. What did you do to Naruto!" Moka demanded.

Kurumu hopped down and landed right in front of Moka, "I didn't do anything. I just made myself known to him because I want to defeat you."

As typical when two of the hottest girls in school gather, nearly every male in the vicinity gathered around to ogle.

"The blue haired chick is short, but her boobs are huge!"

"Yeah, but Moka is definitely the #1 girl in school!"

"I would be so hot it they kissed right now..."

"I would be even hotter if I did both of them at the same time."

"I'd settle for a cat fight."

"Defeat me?" a confused Moka questioned, the two girls were completely oblivious to those around them.

"I am the succubus Kurumu Kurono, and I won't let you stand in my way!" declared Kurumu.

"Isn't it against school rules to give away your true form?" an even further confused Moka asked.

"Who cares? I can't stand you anymore. You're in the way of my plan!" accused Kurumu.

"Plan?" now everyone in the hall eavesdropping on the conversation was lost.

Kurumu let out a low chuckle before continuing, "Yes my plan is to make every male member of the student body at this academy completely become my slave. The Youkai Academy harem transformation plan!"

'That has got to be the worst plan I have ever heard of.' thought everyone collectively. She immediately lost points with the most of the male populous for it.

"A harem of guys? What is she a closet yaoi fan-girl?"

"No, she's to hot for that. Maybe she's into gang-bangs."

"Well, I'm just throwing it out there, how about bukk-"

"No way dude. Just no."

"There's still hope for a cat fight!"

"My plan was perfect. I should have had every boy in the school enslaved by my beauty from the start." Kurumu continued. "However, Moka Akashiya, the guys at this school are dreaming of you rather than me!"

'Actually we're dreaming of both of you...at the same time!' was the collective thought of the drooling males awaiting some sort of action between the two girls.

"This stops now! I won't let anyone defeat me in a battle of feminine charm!" proclaimed Kurumu.

"Wait a minute! Keep Naruto out of this, he's got nothing to do with it." pleaded Moka.

"He has a really good scent, probably why you're all over him. You're using him as food aren't you!" accused Kurumu. "The look on your face when he's taken from you will be a sight to see!"

"No, I'm not using him. I'm..." stammered Moka, shocked by the accusation.

"See, that's why I've decided I'm going to prove I'm better than you by stealing Naruto Uzumaki from you!" Kurumu declared. At this moment said boy, made himself known descending down the stairs.

'Why the hell are all these people standing around in the hall?' he thought before he spotted Moka and Kurumu.

"Moka! There you are! Sorry, I haven't been around, I've been working..." began Naruto, only to be cut off by Kurumu.

"NARUTO-KUN!" squealed Kurumu as she glomped him, rubbing her breasts against his chest. Immediately the male masses where outraged.

"Oh hell no! Not that guy again!"

"Who the hell is he!"

"RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!"

"Wait this might be good, if their fighting over him we'll still get to see a cat fight!"

'Shit! I wanted to let Moka know I was going to be faking, but I can't now. Maybe I still can...' thought Naruto. Moka stared at them with a tick mark on her forehead barely keeping herself in check.

"Thank you so much for earlier!" squealed Kurumu again.

"It was no problem!" he happily replied.

"What's with you...worried about someone, yet you have that happy look on your face..." growled Moka the rage rolling off of her.

'Shit, she's fuckin pissed!' thought Naruto.

"He's happy because he knows I'm not just using him for a snack!" gloated Kurumu as she turned his face towards her, flipping up his sunglasses and trying to charm him again.

"No! Naruto that's not true!" exclaimed Moka as her rage evaporated into worry. "It's her who is trying to deceive you!"

However, Naruto decided he had to continue to play along and pretended the charm worked.

"Don't worry you can just to ask for your fill later, I'm going to hang out with Kurumu now ok?" he responded in a somewhat hollow manner. 'Hopefully she get's it.'

Moka just stood their stunned as the two walked off, still embracing each other.

"I'm still feeling a little weak can we go back to the infirmary?" asked Kurumu as they departed.

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Some time later Moka still remained in the same spot, slunk against the wall with a depressed look on her face. "Is that truly the only reason I'm around Naruto? I want him for his blood?" she questioned herself.

'There's no reason to be depressed.' a voice spoke out to her.

"Huh?" Moka looked around before finally looking down and noticing the Rosario was glowing. 'My other self...' she realized.

'The succubus charm has no effect on Naruto Uzumaki, didn't you notice he said we could ask for our fill? If he was under her charm in the slightest he wouldn't have said that.' spoke inner Moka.

"Then what is he doing?" questioned outer Moka.

'I suppose he is trying to figure out her true motives. Since we know already we should inform him.' inner Moka replied. Moka immediately took of towards the infirmary.

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'The look on her face was priceless!' thought Kurumu as she leaned back on her bed in the infirmary. She convinced the nurse to let her have a room to rest in even though nothing was wrong with here. A little wiggle of her assets had easily convinced Naruto to sit with her also. 'Now all I need to do is seal the deal with Naruto, and I win.'

She crawled into Naruto's lap and pressed his face into her bust."You must be sad after finding out that nasty vampire only liked you for your blood. Kurumu will make you feel all better!"

'She's really making me regret what I'm about to do...' thought Naruto as he held himself back from motor-boating her glorious mounds. "So what is you want?" he questioned.

"Huh?" responded a startled Kurumu as she pulled herself back from him.

"You are obviously using me to accomplish some higher goal. What is it?" Narut reiterated.

"What the hell! Why is my charm not working!" screamed Kurumu.

"It never did, I knew you were trying to use me for some reason. So I played along to find out why. The fact that you hand a nice chest and rubbed it up against me was also an added bonus." stated Naruto nonchalantly.

"You tricked me!" accused Kurumu.

"Turnabout is fair play." he retorted.

"Argh! I can't believe after I've done for you...some of it was so embarrassing!" ranted Kurumu.

'So she's not as shallow or easy as she pretends...' observed Naruto.

"It's that vampire bitch isn't it! She put you up to this! I'll destroy everyone that has anything to do with her!" screamed Kurumu as she transformed. She sprouted wings and a tail along with long nails and pointy ears as her true form revealed itself. Naruto shifted into a battle stance as she charged them only for them both the be distracted by the arrival of Moka.

"Stop it! Get away from Naruto!" shrieked Moka as she charged and shoved Kurumu right out the window.

"I really hope those wings are functional..." commented Naruto.

"Naruto! I'm sorry you got mixed up with this! She's targeting you to get revenge on me!" exclaimed Moka.

Naruto waved off her concern, "It's not a big deal. I knew something was up from the get go."

"To believe I was thrown so far...a vampire's strength is really something. Come out now! I'll destroy both of you together!" yelled Kurumu.

Naruto grabbed Moka and hopped out the window with Kurumu circling overhead.

"A feisty one eh? Time to get wild!" stated a grinning Naruto as he formed an all to familiar hand sign.

"Wait! Take off my rosary!" pleaded Moka.

Naruto looked back at her annoyed, "What?"

"Release the seal! I must fight this girl. She's been after me this whole time." pleaded Moka again.

'Dammit! I really wanted to fight! But it's like I can't say no to that face.' thought Naruto.

"Fine, have it your way." grumbled Naruto as he pulled of the Rosario. 'You better rip off some clothing to at least make this worth my while!'

Kurumu was stunned and slightly scared by the explosion of Moka's aura as she transformed into her true form. However, after seeing the beautiful adult Moka jealousy and bravado won out over fear.

"Hmph! Don't mess around with me! There's no way I could lose! We succubi seek a 'destined encounter' among the men we temp. Out of all the men there will only be one who is our destined one, who will help keep our small race from dieing out! I won't let you get away with standing in my way no matter what!" declared Kurumu.

"So that's it? That pathetic reason is why you bear your fangs at the likes of me? Foolish girl, know your place!" yelled Moka.

Kurumu charged Moka trying to slice the Vampire in two, only for Moka to dodge easily and grab onto her tail.

"Too slow. Why don't I rip off these wings and tail you're so proud of?" mocked Moka as she yanked her up by her tail before swinging down slamming Kurumu into the ground back first creating a huge crater. Kurumu gasped out in pain as her body impacted.

"That attack was far too weak for someone of my level. You may have the attitude of a devil, but underneath it all you're nothing more than a weak little girl. I'll make sure you know your place." threatened Moka as she stalked towards the downed succubus.

Kurumu cried out in fear and pain as she approached.

"That's enough." commanded Naruto stepping in between you. "You've had your fun, time to go back to sleep."

"What are you doing? Move!' ordered Moka. "This woman not only intended to trick you, but she wanted to kill you as well."

"There's no reason for you to kill her. She's no real threat. I just needed to see where her true motives lie. She's not really that dangerous, outside of being a hormonal teenage girl. I thought you were above all that? Or did the fact she was trying to take me away really get to you that much?" countered Naruto.

"Hmph! Don't misunderstand me Naruto Uzumaki. I just didn't want your blood stolen away from me, I'm different from the other Moka." retorted Moka.

"As if that wasn't totally obvious, she's not a conceited bitch." replied a slightly annoyed Naruto, but Moka had already put the Rosario back on and collapsed into his arms.

"Somehow, I feel like I'm the one who lost out here. Not only did I not get to fight, I'm going to need an ice cold fucking shower..." grumbled Naruto as he picked picked up the other unconscious girl and started making his way towards the school.

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The next day Moka explained to Naruto about her inner self speaking to her through the Rosario.

"So the Rosario can talk to you? That sucks, hopefully she's too lazy to bother you much. One of my best friends had a demon and a crazy priest sealed inside him; it almost drove him insane." stated Naruto. 'Actually it did.'

"It is strange. Hopefully the seal isn't weakening." added Moka.

"You don't have too much to worry about, even if the seal went away you'd still be you right? I didn't used to be so lucky." reassured Naruto. 'Even now there's no telling what will happen to me...'

"Naruto..." whispered Moka as she gave him a heartfelt look, touched by his words.

"GOOD MORNING!" greeted Kurumu as she popped up right behind them, startling them both.

'Not this one again...' thought Naruto as he let out an annoyed sigh.

"Naruto-kun! I baked some cookies, won't you eat them with me?" asked Kurumu.

"Why me?" groaned Naruto, dreading the answer.

"Remember when I told you I was searching for my one and only destined one? I've decided it's Naruto!" proclaimed Kurumu.

"EH?" exclaimed Moka and Naruto.

"After you risked your life for me, I couldn't help but fall for you!" added Kurumu. Immediately she and Moka started bickering leaving Naruto to start pulling on his hair in frustration.

'Somehow this isn't how I planned it...These girls are fucking crazy! One likes my blood and the other thinks I'm her destined one? I'm just trying to get laid by a cute girl! There's only one way out of this now..pull an ero-sennin!' thought Naruto.

Naruto put on a perverted grin and leered at Kurumu's breasts. He reached his hand out towards them, however instead of dealing a pervert repelling blow like he expected Kurumu placed his hand on his breast and forced him to squeeze.

"If you wanted to touch you just had to ask." she stated with a shy pout. Moka leveled a glare at the two, but the entire thing was too much for Naruto to handle.

"So soft!" cried out Naruto as he passed out with a massive nose bleed. Moka's irritation was soon forgotten at the sight of Naruto's blood as she and Kurumu started a tug of war over his body.

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The next day Naruto found himself in homeroom, and as usual he was bored out of his mind. 'I should have trained myself today at let a clone attend class, instead of vice versa.'

"You should all be exited, today is a very special day!" cheerfully declared Nekonome.

Most of the students groaned at Nekonome's enthusiasm.

"Being that the goal of this academy is to train monsters to adapt to human society, starting today you're all going to be taking up club activities." she explained. Naruto droned out her long explanation instead focusing on the tail that was wagging at the bottom of her skirt.

'I understand ero-sannin now that I'm older. The temptations are everywhere!' thought Naruto as he tried to will her tail to lift up her skirt even higher. He dropped out of his daydreaming when she proceeded to claw a student in the face for insulting her transformation abilities. 'But the consequences of falling to those temptations are dire...'

'Instead of giving unwanted advances, let them come to you!' thought Naruto as Moka grabbed him dragged him from the class to go searching for a club. After some time of searching amoung the crowds, Naruto got separated from Moka as she went to investigate clubs tha catered more to girls interests. He stood off the the side of the hall frowning with his hands in his pockets.

"This is a waste of time!" growled Naruto. "All these clubs suck!"

"I wouldn't say that surely someone like you could appreciate the swim club!" a sultry voice called out from his left. He turned to face a pretty dark haired girl in revealing outfit.

Images of Moka and Kurumu in bathing suits flashed through his mind before he sadly shot the idea down, 'While it would be nice to see the girls in swimsuits, Moka can't join because she's a vampire.'

"Yo Naruto how about the photography club!" a nerdy looking boy holding a camera called out to him. Soon he found himself surrounded on all sides.

"Naruto over here! The chemistry club!" shouted a group that stormed over.

"Screw that, he's going to be with us, the tea club!" shrieked some girls.

"Why the hell does everyone want this guy in their club." questioned a guy from the soccer club as he observed the mob surrounding Naruto.

"He's the guy the two hottest first year girls are fighting over. Any club he joins, they'll follow!" replied the guy next to him.

"Oi! Naruto the soccer club! Over hear!" he yelled while trying to make his way through.

"You know what! You guys need to give me some space." stated Naruto, not liking all these people crowding around him.

"Yes, give the man some space. He'll becoming with us, the Karate club!" ordered a large muscular guy as he marched through crowd with about half a dozen club members knocking people aside.

"I'll be coming with you?" questioned an indignant Naruto.

"Yeah you don't have a choice in the matter." replied the smug looking leader.

"I've been looking for a good scrap. Let's go!" declared a beckoning Naruto.

"Alright! I see a little demonstration is in order." The club leader stepped aside and two-second year students stepped forward. They rushed Naruto both leaping with flying kicks. Naruto moved too quickly for them to follow and appeared right in between the two of them landing punches in their guts easily taking them down. The next three charged, the first leading with an attack ahead of the second two. Naruto deflected the blow before grabbing and throwing him into a guy charging him from the right. He then nailed the last of the trio with a spinning kick that sent him flying into a wall.

"Impressive! Look's like you be bringing skill along with eye candy too..." bellowed the leader, but he was cut off as a Naruto elbowed him in the gut before hammering him in the chin with an uppercut. As the leader stumbled backwards Naruto grabbed him by the back of neck and dragged him across the room before slamming him head first into a trashcan, with his legs dangling out the top. Naruto immediately turned to face the crowd and flipped up his sunglasses and let loose a massive amount of killing intent as his jagan enhanced eyes seemed to pulse with energy.

"Let it be known, that Naruto Uzumaki is the number punk of Yokai Academy. Anybody who wants to dispute that can tell it to my fists." immediately the mob dissembled as people fled the hall in fear.

'While pranking people has it's merits, the Yusuke approach is much more effective.' thought Naruto as he cracked his knuckles in a menacing fashion.

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A few days later Naruto ambled through the walls aimlessly, still not having found a club. He hadn't seen Moka around too much, figuring she'd already found a club that suited her.

"Dammit I still have to join a club." grumbled Naruto. "And I need one where I can come and go as I please no questions asked."

"Oh Naruto! We were looking for you!" Naruto turned to face his homeroom teacher and Moka. "You are the only one who hasn't joined a club yet!" exclaimed Nekonome.

"Yeah, well I haven't found a good one..." mumbled Naruto.

"Excellent, Moka said you might be interested in joining my club, the newspaper club. Moka is the only one that has joined so it might get shut down..." she trailed off.

"Naruto, you should sign join up! It'll we be fun to go around and investigate things for stories!" added Moka.

'Good looking out Moka.' thought Naruto as he caught on to what she was really saying. "Alright, let's do it."

"Great! I'm joining too!" exclaimed Kurumu who seemingly popped up out of nowhere. Immediately she entered into a stare off with Moka. Naruto sighed at the feuding girls.

'I wonder if this is what the teme felt like...nah! He was definitely gay.' thought Naruto.

A/N: I'm adding Kurumu too; she's the last girl. I was on the fence before, but the way this chapter came out she's definitely in. Naruto should also see more combat action coming up in the next few chapters.