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The Rebirth of True Literature
"Please Naruto-kun?" asked Moka with a pouting look. Naruto sighed before shaking his head in exasperation.
"Go ahead." While still annoying, Naruto was starting to enjoy the finer points of Moka sucking his blood, like the way she rubbed up against him as she fed. As soon as Moka had her fill she moved back into her seat and Naruto experienced the new secondary benefit of those bites.
"Oh, did that mean Vampire bite you again? Let Kurumu make it all better!" exclaimed Kurumu as she rubbed Naruto's face between her breasts.
'Yes, this is the life...' thought a drooling Naruto as Kurumu and Moka started their morning stare down.
"Well then, everyone thanks for joining my club!" greeted Nekonome-sensei as she entered the classroom, ending the trio's morning festivities. "So let's begin the club activities for the Yokai Academy newspaper club!"
'We're the only members!' shouted the collective minds of Kurumu, Moka, and Naruto.
"I know I only signed up at the last minute, but is it just us three?" questioned Kurumu,
"Don't be silly!" replied Nekonome-sensei.
"Excuse me!" called out a male voice as the classroom door opened.
"See, he here comes right now, our only other member." stated Nekonome.
'Only one more! Not a big difference!' thought Naruto.
"I'm sorry everyone. Here I am late on the first day..." a dark haired teen carrying a pair of bouquets of flowers behind his back entered. "Greetings! I'm the president of the newspaper club, Ginei Morioka! Pleased to meet ya!" he greeted with a sparkling smile.
'President!' thought Moka and Kurumu.
Immediately Naruto's bullshit radar went nuts, 'The cheesy smile, the flowers, and compliments...I smell an ero-president! Perverts far beyond your capabilities have met defeat at my hands! Prepare yourself!'
"Nekonome-sensei told me all about our beautiful club members! Please accept these...used chopsticks?" Gin was puzzled, the flowers in his hands had somehow become chopsticks with bits of ramen noodles on them.
"Uh, no thank you?" replied Kurumu as she and Moka slowly backed away from Gin towards Naruto.
"In honor of joining our new club, I brought you girls some flowers!" exclaimed Naruto as he whipped Gin's flowers out from behind his back, he was rewarded with simultaneous hugs from the girls.
"Oh Naruto-kun! How thoughtful!" they squealed.
Behind their backs Naruto gave Gina look that said, 'Sucker! Naruto 1, Gin 0!'
Gin responded with a look that screamed, 'You bastard!'
"Gin-kun is the clubs only second year member. Just ask him anything you don't know about the club, OK?" advised Nekonome. "Well, I must be going, since I have a staff meeting. Take care of the rest of the introductory meeting Gin-kun."
"Sensei your leaving already?" asked a disappointed Moka.
'Yes! Now I'll have plenty of time to payback this brat...' Gin's aspirations for revenge were suddenly halted when as he stared down Naruto, the blond gave him a look that sent chills down his spine.
'Open-season on the perv!' thought Naruto as a maniacal grin spread across his face.
"See you later everyone! Make friends with your sempai, ok?" with wave Nekonome-sensei exited the room.
"Well let's see...I suppose an explanation of what the club does is in order." stated Gin while giving off his cheesy smile. "The goal of the newspaper club is to publish the school newspaper. Most of your activity will be reporting on all kinds of things within the academy and putting them in the newspaper! We'll be put into dangerous situations time after time for the sake of reporting! I'll tell you right now, this ain't gonna be no easy ride! Once you've joined, you should prepare yourself!"
After this there was an awkward silence which Moka tried to break, "He seems like someone we can depend on right?"
Naruto caught the malicious grin the quickly flashed across Gin's face, before returning to his cheesy smile.
"Hah! We don't need him! I've studied under a master of gathering information! Information that people would kill for. This little club is nothing!" boasted Naruto still sporting his insane grin. He suddenly pulled a kunai out of nowhere and spun it around his finger, "Perhaps you'd like to learn some of my interrogati..I mean interview techniques!"
'Is this guy insane!' thought Gin as sweat poured down his face. "That won't be necessary. I was just messing with ya! Let's have some fun without all the strict talk!" He disarmingly replied while pulling out a poster and holding it up for the three of them to see, "This is our poster ad, let's put it up on the back wall!"
They moved to the back of the classroom to hang up the posters. Moka and Kurumu stood on top of two chairs, trying to put the posters on the wall as Naruto idly organized some papers while keeping an eye on Gin.
"Senpai! Is this high enough to stick the posters?" asked Moka.
"No! Just a bit higher!" replied Gin.
'Ah, I see your game...' thought Naruto as he discretely moved across the room and opened one of the windows.
"Huh?" questioned Kurumu, frustrated because she could barely reach to where it was now.
"What! Even higher?" asked Moka in a slightly annoyed tone.
"Yea! Much, much higher!" ordered Gin, only to be interrupted by Naruto leaning over and whispering something into his ear.
"I have just witnessed something even greater than looking up skirts. Swim Club, white t-shirts, water fight!" whispered Naruto.
'Maybe this guy isn't so bad after all...' thought Gin as he moved over to the open window. When he looked out he caught sight of several naruto clones in their sexy jutsu forms with different colors of hair giving him the finger before vanishing in a puff of smoke.
"What the..." Gin was cut off as Naruto hip checked him out the window before slamming it shut.
"What happened to sempai?" questioned Kurumu as they looked back down only seeing Naruto.
"He forgot to give something to Nekonome-sensei. He said to leave the posters where the are, the meeting is over."
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As class let out for the day, Gin spotted Naruto and Moka walking off towards the dorms. Gin spotted a pair of girls, a redhead and a blond, walking past and decided to get some info on the two, "Excuse me girls? Have a sec?"
"Huh?" they both replied.
"I was wondering if you could tell me something." stated Gin.
"What is it?" asked the blond girl.
"That Naruto guy and Moka-san are always together, but are they dating?" asked Gin.
"Well I'm not really sure, but they are a good match aren't they?" replied the redhead.
"Yeah it kind of make sense for the school beauty and school bad boy to go together right?" added the blond.
"Moka has the kind of beauty that even charms other women, and Naruto's not bad looking either on top of being the school rebel!" exclaimed the redhead.
"School rebel?" questioned a confused Gin.
"Yeah, he beat up the Karate Club captain the other day because he just looked at him wrong." informed the redhead.
"Plus rumor has it that Moka has been seen kissing Naruto on the neck, so they might be dating!" stated the blond.
"Wha..you say kiss on his neck?" stammered Gin before grabbing his hair and nearly ripping it out in frustration. "No way! You've gotta be kidding me! You've gotta be kidding me! Naruto-kuunnn!"
"Kyaa! What's with him!" shrieked both girls as he ran away.
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The next day Gin spotted Naruto walking through the halls. He decided the previous night that he needed to get the blond away from Moka and hatched a plan to do so.
"Yo, Naruto!" exclaimed Gin as he approached Naruto.
"Oh Sempai! Sorry about the other day, the girls had turned back to see what we were doing and I had to cover for us!" replied Naruto with a fake grin.
'Yeah right asshole!' thought Gin. "No worries, thanks for having my back. Come with me, today's club activities are outside."
'Do you actually think you're going to pull a fast one on me?' thought Naruto. "No problem sempai! Let's go."
The duo made their way outside towards back of the school.
"Are we really doing club activities out here? This place is kind of out of the way." observed Naruto.
"Don't worry, everyone will show up real soon." replied Gin as they rounded a corner. "Here we are! This is the place!"
"We're doing club activities in an alley?" questioned Naruto.
"Look over there at that window up there. Why don't you take a peek inside? It's not going to bite. Just take a look! It'll be interesting." suggested Gin.
'Bingo! You're trying to get me caught peeping! It was only one time that even Ero-sennin managed such a feat! That's why I always carry this around now...' After making his way over towards the window Naruto, looked back to make sure Gin's back was turned before slipping some spray glue out of his pocket and spraying it on the crate in front of him. He then coated his feet with chakra so not to get stuck himself as he stepped on to get eye-level with the window.
"Oh and one more thing..." spoke Gin as he ran his fingers through his hair, "Moka-san is even better than I heard. Y'know… I really like her. She's even got me falling in love with her at first sight. I'm serious. I'm going to make sure Akashiya Moka becomes my woman!"
Normally those would have been fighting words for Naruto, but if all went according to his plan Gin would get his soon enough. As Naruto looked up towards the window he discretely made the hand sign for the substitution technique and swapped places with Gin. Said boy was shocked to find himself, peering into the girls changing room instead of his camera, the flash of his camera going off brought him back to focus.
"What! how?.." Naruto waved Gin's camera in front of his face as the confused boy stared at him in shock.
"Heh, you should know better than to fuck with Naruto Uzumaki, the number punk of Youkai Academy. I would beat the shit out you myself, but I think they have first dibs." Naruto cupped his hands before shouting, "PERVERT PEEPING IN THE GIRLS CHANGING ROOM!"
Gin slowly turned back in horror to find the girls in the changing room all covering themselves while giving him a death glare. As he turned to flee, he found himself glued to crate he was standing on and tripped over. As he heard the stampede of righteous female fury, he rolled over and attempted to hop away with the crate still glued to his feet, but something nailed him in the back of the head, and then all he knew was pain.
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The next night Moka stood on the roof looking over the railing as she waited for Naruto and Kurumu to meet up with her.
"Oh! So this is where you've been Moka-san?" A voice came from behind Moka. She turned around to face Gin, who was waving and smiling at her.
"It's night already. Look, it's a beautiful full moon tonight." Gin said as he looked up at the moon, a mysterious grin spreading across his face.
"Gin-Sempai?" questioned a confused Moka, unsure of why he was here.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but that Naruto guy you hang out with is bad news." stated Gin casually.
"Huh?" replied Moka.
"Yeah, he's a real bully. He just harasses and beats people up for no reason. He even went after me, take a look at these photos." He pulled out some doctored photos of him getting beaten by Naruto, when it really had been the girls he'd gotten caught peeping on.
"There must be some kind of mistake!" exclaimed Moka.
"No mistake. It's a shame, huh?" Gin wrapped an arm around her, "You should just forget about that guy."
"Um.." murmured Moka starting to feel uncomfortable.
"Tonight, I'll console you." whispered Gin.
"Uh, no thanks!" Moka tried to pull away from him, but he wouldn't let her go. "Hey! Let go!"
"I'm only trying to hold you tenderly." said Gin.
"No, you're trying to feel me up!" shrieked Moka.
"Haha, Well, it is a full moon isn't it? On nights with a full moon, I'm overcome with a feeling of power and suddenly lose all control!" stated Gin as he stared up at the moon. He turned back to Moka and puckered his lips.
"Stop! Those photos must be fakes! Naruto-kun isn't the type of person to be mean for no reason!" as she tried to pull away from him. A kunai suddenly sailed by Gin's face, knocking the teen on his ass. He stared from were the kunai stabbed into the ground and followed its path of flight back to Naruto who was standing on the edge of a nearby roof with Kurumu.
"You've been caught red handed you greasy bastard!" proclaimed Naruto.
"YOU BASTARD! You're the one responsible for my humiliation these past few days! I've been labeled a peeper!" Gin roared back.
"Dude you are a peeper." deadpanned Naruto.
"Yeah, I was following you guys the other day and saw how you tried to set up Naruto-kun. You got what you deserved." declared Kurumu.
"I don't like dirty guys!" declared Moka while sticking her tongue out at him.
"You can't be serious? Looks like you're leaving me no other choice..." he suddenly crouched over as winds whipped around his body violently as his youkai energy spiked and he transformed into to his true form, a werewolf. "I'll take you by force and make you my woman Moka Akashiya!" he roared only to be startled by a second explosion of demon energy on the roof as Naruto pulled off Moka's Rosario.
"Do you really think you can take her by force?" joked Naruto as he pointed at the fully transformed Moka, her aura even more imposing than Gin's.
"Heh? This is Moka-san's true from? Hahaha! This is awesome, even after transforming, you are still beautiful Moka-san!" exclaimed Gin. He leaped into the air towards her, "I don't care if you are a vampire, I'll still beat you down and make you my woman!"
"Don't mess around with me..." started Moka only to be cut off as a kick from Naruto blindsided Gin knocking him off course. The werewolf growled as he skidded back along the ground.
"While she may not need me to fight her battles for her, she's only here to watch." stated Naruto as he loosened his tie and discarded his jacket.
"This is-" started Moka only to be cut off by Naruto.
"Even though I did call dibs on the next fight when you fought Kurumu, I'll let you, not your other self, have a drink of my blood for this fight." stated Naruto.
"I was going to say this your fight since I got the last one, but since you offered your blood so freely to me who am I to refuse?" replied Moka with a smirk.
"Fool, do think a low class thug like you is a match for me? You only surprised me before, with my true speed you don't stand a chance!" growled Gin.
Naruto's reply was only to make a beckoning gesture, causing Gin to charge. The wolf blurred and reappeared in front of Naruto slashing him across the chest only for Naruto to vanish in a puff of smoke and be replaced by a log. Naruto attempted to strike Gin from his blindside, but the wolf blurred away again. Gin returned to the offensive blurring around the roof trying to slash Naruto, only for the blond to escape a critical blow via a dodge or substitution technique every time.
"He's moving so fast, how can he keep up with him?" questioned Kurumu.
"He must have faced an even faster opponent in the past." replied Moka as she watched with a critical eye. 'You won't win this fight being on the run, the whole time Uzumaki...'
'Your speed is good, but you've got nothing on Hiei.' thought Naruto as he evaded another strike.
"I know I'm faster than you, how are you evading me!" growled Gin as he barely grazed Naruto's shirt with a slash
"I can do this all day." taunted Naruto. 'My body may not be as fast as his, but my eyes help me anticipate his moves.'
Gin zoomed towards Naruto slashing the blond across the arm, however Naruto shook of the blow like it was nothing and nailed the werewolf with a punch to the side of the face sending him skidding backwards. Suddenly the clouds overhead shifted revealing the full moon. "It's over for you now! The full moon brings a werewolf's power to its peak! As long as it's out, I'm invincible!"
Moka moved to jump into the fray only to be halted by Naruto.
"Stay right where you are! Full moon or not, this chump can't beat me!" declared the blond.
Gin's speed picked up significantly as he blurred around the roof, Naruto merely crossed his arms in front of himself to block. The werewolf slashed away at the blond mercilessly, gouges formed on his arms and tears in his clothes, but Naruto stood firm.
"How do you plan to beat me if you can't attack! Maybe if you revealed your true form you might stand a chance." mocked Gin.
"Ha, I need nothing more than my eyes to beat you." Naruto as he removed his sunglasses and pocketing them, revealing his slitted jagan enhanced eyes. "Thanks to these eyes of mine, I've quickly become accustomed to your speed and attack patterns!"
'I recognize those eyes, how did he get a natural jagan! What kind of youkai is he! Never mind that, with the full moon, I'm still unbeatable!' thought Gin.
Gin blurred out of sight going in for a slash of Naruto's neck only for his claw to be grasped by Naruto's bare hand holding him in place. As blood leaked from the wound on Naruto's hand Gin went to slash with his other claw, but Naruto's eyes suddenly pulsed and he found himself unable to move.
"What is this! I can't move!" roared Gin.
"Ha! Your speed doesn't do you any good if you can't move!" mocked Naruto as he outstretched his free hand palm up. A clone appeared next to him forming his father's signature attack in his hand.
'This is not good...' thought a panicking Gin as he felt the power emitting from the impending attack.
"RASENGAN!" Naruto shoved the spiraling sphere right into Gin's gins chest, sending the werewolf flying and crashing into and through a building wall.
"Shit, I didn't mean to send him through the wall, I might have killed him..." he then heard a loud groan followed by a thud. "Phew! He's still alive! I'll take him to the infirmary, see you girls later."
"You're going to let him go? What about your drink of blood?" questioned Kurumu as Naruto went to go dig Gin out.
"I can collect it anytime, do you think he would have the audacity to refuse me?" replied Moka as she put the Rosario back on.
"Actually, yes. Unlike me, he's not afraid of you." murmured Kurumu as she held up the unconscious Moka.
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The next day as Gin turned to leave the infirmary, he found Naruto standing in the doorway.
"Ah! No more! I give!" shouted the werewolf.
"Relax, I'm not here to torment you anymore. I'm here to tell you, that you've passed the test." stated Naruto.
"Passed the test?" asked a confused Gin.
"My sensei was a great man, a shameful man, but a great man none the less. He possessed two great legacies; he was both a powerful warrior and a magnificent writer. Due to circumstances I was only able to fulfill half of his legacy. I am the last great warrior he ever taught, his true pride however laid in his legacy as the super pervert." declared Naruto.
"Im-Impossible!" stammered Gin. "I thought the tales were mere myths!"
'Wow, it seems your perversion transcended dimensions ero-sennin.' thought Naruto as he whipped out a notebook and handed it to Gin. "No, they were indeed true. A man whose peeping skills and evasion techniques knew no bounds. His research always top notch, the great Jiraiya-sama never failed to immortalize of beautiful woman."
"This..this research is incredible! The details! He even documented all the tools required of a great researcher." stated Gin as he flipped through the notebook.
"I thought you were just some over eager clown when you pulled that girls peeping scam, but the way you took that beating...you have the ability to become the successor!" declared Naruto.
"But..." started Gin only to be cut off by Naruto.
"No buts! Only butts! Don't you owe it to your fellow men to carry on the great legacy, and spread the greatness of Icha Icha to all the corners of the world!" bellowed the blond.
"Yes!" yelled Gin.
"Then go forth and do research!" ordered Naruto.
"Honorable Jiraiya-sama, I'll make you proud!" exclaimed Gin as he raced out of the room.
"Not only did I prank him once again, I've started my spy network, all in all a good day." stated Naruto as he whipped out the new edition of the school newspaper from his pocket. The headline read, "Gin Morioka: Peeper & Author?" The sounds of Gin fleeing once again from a mob of angry girls was music to his ears.
A/N: Gin following in Jiraiya's footsteps? It just had to be done.