Squirrel…:
Authors note: I wrote this on my Itouch and just transferred it over with absolutely no changes done to it so please, no hatin'? and I do OWN and LOVE Cruzer.
He's mah babeh….and I was supper annoyed at a squirrel and stuck in my own car in a parking lot with trees in it so this is what happens….XD]
He was going to have a mental break down. He couldn't take this…this evil…Whatever that noise was much longer!
And having to maintain cover, staying stuck in this stupid, cramped, alt mode with that….NOISE….
ChEEr-ChEER-ChEE-ChEE- CHU-CHU-CHEEEEEEEE~~~
It was just above his head, the small animal emanating it was mocking him for the fun of it! It was suuuurrrrreeee!
Was it yelling at him he didn't know, was it yelling at anything for any particular reason he didn't care! It. Just. Needed. To. Stop!
And it wouldn't. He waited patiently for it to quit, he waited impatiently for it to quit! He rocked back and fourth on his shocks and growled silent curses in his native tongue as the little tiny monster continued on with its war cry of shrill terror and annoyance!
If the Decepticons harnessed this pure evil tactics of the small evil earthen beast than they would surly win the war! No Autobot could stand this! It was horrible!
He would have to tell someone about this new found evil and power of annoyance! It surly could break the will of any being if it continued on with its shrill cries of disgust at him.
And then, there was silence, pure, beautiful silence. Nothing was ringing in his audios, there was no repeating wail of something. It was just, perfect.
And then the thing picked back up again.
He couldn't take it, spinning into his bipedal form and glaring daggers into the firs that the small thing reside inside he drew his weapon and readied it to fire into the trees and eliminate the thing.
"CRUZER!"
And he froze and lowered his cannon just a little to look down at the angry child.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing?"
He pondered this for a few seconds before mulling it over a little bit more and then chewing it before spitting it out as simply as he could put it.
"Stopping the turn of the war!"