Chapter 2
`Me: flashback time
Link: NO!
Ilia: DON'T!
Link says, "Ilia I'm sorry." Ilia says," I'm sorry I'm sorry is that all you have to say you jerk!" "Ilia that is inappropriate language"
"Stay out of this dad" Link says, "Ilia don't take your anger out on your dad" "okay, I will take it out on you" "what" Ilia round house kicks Link
Present time
Ilia says, "yeah sorry about that." Link says, "It is okay"
Epona kicks link because she is bored.
-skips the first twilight area and is in the Faron spring-
"oh heroic youth," the Faron guardian said "look at your true form yada yada yada, look if you played this damn game you know. I will grant you one wish to help you on this quest." Link says, "well there is one thing, I wish all the friends I made in OoT and Majors Masks where here except for Gandorf." The Faron guardian said, "okay, and dude you were breaking the forth wall there man."
