HeMeleNoLiloLover:
It was a good idea, and I'm not the one to let a good idea die...
though, when I wrote it, I wasn't actually thinking about any of your
fanfics...
HeMeleNoLiloLover, Kioko the pirate, Ri2: Since all of
your questions are related, I might as well answer them all at once:
This is a huge pun on Jumba's accent. Basically, Jumba mispronounces a lot
of things, leading him to believe that some place names are so because
of the thing/person that owns them, or an object in said place. It all
started with 'Minnie's Soda'... Basically, Coconut Cow's Town is
'Kokaua Town' and Tokie's Yo-Yo is 'Tokyo'. If you're still confused,
check out Lilo & Stitch go to Camp Snoopy by HeMeleNoLiloLover.
Lilo & Stitch Go To Japan
Chapter Two: Catch You Catch Me
"Ohayoo
gozaimasu!"
Two
girls and a boy walked into the already overflowing classroom and
took their seats, the girls beside each other and the boy behind.
"Now,
listen up, people."
The
teacher rapped the blackboard with his stick.
Everyone
silenced themselves immediately.
"Now,
I know you've been absolutely begging me for a field trip to
Tokyo Tower…"
Cheering
filled the room.
"…but
unfortunately, we can't go today."
The
previously psyched up students fell crestfallen.
"That
is why I expect you all to be in mufti tomorrow… and yes, Zachary,
we bring a backpack, not a bandanna on a stick."
The
teacher blocked his ears instinctively as the multiple talk of
"Yay!", Yes!", and the occasional "You owe me five bucks…"
reached the decibel level of a jet at take off.
"Yay,
we're actually going to Tokyo!"
Tokyo,
Home of the Cherry Blossom, sushi and Godzilla. And that funny
looking car…
Anyway,
the Pelikai family were sitting in the terminal, waiting for Pleakly
to check out his tickets with Twinklehead.
Well, at least, Jumba and
Nani were. Lilo was playing Hide and Go Seek with Stitch.
"Ready
or not, here I come!"
Now
where is he?
Lilo
walked over to the doughnut bar. After all, he could have been there…
and Lilo was hungry.
A
cool Japanese song was playing in the background… appropriate
because it was about catching stuff… probably. It was almost
impossible to tell between the Japanese and the sub-standard airport
speakers… Oh well.
Lilo
grabbed a doughnut and sat down with Jumba.
"Whatchya
doin'?"
"Just
playing around with evil genius exp… I mean, pastry. What is little
girl doing?"
"Looking
for Stitch. Have you seen him?"
Jumba
looked at Lilo for a bit, then looked at the doughnut bar.
"Are
you seeing over there? That doughnut pile?"
"Uhuh…"
"I
have been noticing something over there… doughnut mysteriously
vanishes every 20.43 seconds… right on time."
Jumba
was right!
A
doughnut had been quickly removed from the pile by someone with sharp
blue claws…
Lilo
crept around the back of the bar. There was Stitch, pigging out on
doughnuts.
"Stiiiitch…"
"Er…
ha-ha-hi!"
Just
then, Pleakly came in.
"The
tickets have been cleared, and we're supposed to be boarding the
plane now…"
Lilo
pulled Stitch on to his feet and dragged him down the hall and across
the terminal towards Customs.
"BEEP
BEEP BEEP!"
"Um…
Mr… Jookiba, please step this way."
"What
is being problem?"
Pleakly
watched as Jumba was taken away.
Don't
worry, Pleakly, he hasn't done anything wrong…
Pleakly
tried, unsuccessfully, to reassure himself…
But
what if he has? What if he's done something evil? What if he's
arrested? What if our secret's discovered and we'll have to live
out our lives on the run from the FBI or if the MIB lock us up and
we'll be eaten alive by all the rats and the worms and the
mosquitoes and the Gsunials…
"All
right, Jookiba, you can go."
Pleakly
walked up to him calmly.
"WHAT
HAPPENED?"
OK,
maybe… not so calmly.
"'Tis
only detecting metal… never mind, 'tis not important."
No-one
ever tells me anything, Pleakly thought.
Everyone
was sitting in the aeroplane. Pleakly was musing over some stuff…
Apparently,
due to some mixup, we get to take first class! Fascinating…
"This
is your captain speaking: Welcome to Japanese Airlines Flight JA6893.
We hope you enjoy your flight."
Pleakly
started watching the movie. He thought it was about a polar bear in a
blizzard… or something like that.
"YEOW!"
A
bolt of pain shot through Pleakly's arm. He woke up to find the
little monster slobbering over him.
"Are
we there yet?"
Lilo
looked at him in a concerned way…
"We
haven't even left the ground. It's been hardly two minutes."
"But
the movie about the blizzard…"
Lilo
looked back at the screen.
"That's
static, Pleakly. Just static."
Oh,
yeah, sure, ruin the movie for me… why not just tell me the ending,
too!
The
plane having left the ground, Pleakly lay back in my reclining chair
and watched the ceiling. White.
Then
he watched the window. White.
Then
he watched his eyeball swivel around its socket in the mirror opposite
him. White.
Then
he watched the movie. It was about some Hawaiian girl who'd lost
her parents and lived with her struggling sister who was being
threatened with separation… that kind of thing. He watched it for
ten seconds before returning his gaze to the ceiling.