Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN HOST CLUB!!! If I did, I would TOTALLY make Mori give a freakishly long speech in the middle of a party…XD

Bhel-Elryss- Your so nice to meeee!! And yea…Kyouya's being stingy…he should give us the album for free~! Haha. And thanx for the ideas!!! I think im gunna combine two of them ^-^ and yes...burning the smores would be bad...Thanx!

Creager- Why do you have to be so mean to me creager…? *sob* I tried hard!!! Aren't I your dei-chan?? Dont you love me?? JEEZ FORGIVE MY GRAMMAR ERRORS GOSH!!! And im not that much of a yaoi fangirl!! i tolerate it. that is all. XD

FFCCRoF-Fangirl- I love the twins too! they're absolutely amazing, neh? Kinda feel bad for Tama tho..he gets it pretty bad...haha!! Thank you Fangirl-chan!!

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That morning, the host club woke up peacefully. But everyone was glaring at eachother; the peace seemed too good to last.

"Lets...eat breakfast..." Haruhi said cautiously, walking to the conveniently placed picnic table on tip-toes.

"We'll get the food!!" the twins yelled together, bolting to the over-sized cooler. (A/N: guess what? its also conveniently placed!) They quickly grabbed the turkey and bread, then rushed over to the table. While doing so, Kaoru then tripped and fell...right on Haruhi. (A/N: totally not planned. *coff*.) Hikaru rushed over, and grabbed his brothers' chin, forcing Kaoru to look at him.

"Are you okay...?!" he asked, eyes wide.

"Y-yes..." Kaoru said, leaning into his brother, eyes closed and tears leaking.

"Don't worry me like that!" his older brother scolded, hugging him. A group of random fangirls fangirl squealed until Kyouya glared them away. This entire Brotherly Love scene was happening right over Haru's head, who was trying to get away, but unsuccessfully. (XD)

"Get off of your sister when you do such scandulous things!!" Tamaki yelled, as over-dramatic as usual.

"Just shut up and get them off me," Haruhi begged.

"I, your loving father, shall come to the rescue~!" Tamaki said, Bay-Watching his way over. But hewas beat there by Mori, who threw Haruhi over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, leaving the Twins smirking at the king in his emo-corner.

Then a loud gasp could be heard coming from the cooler. Everyone quickly turned to see who it was, and all of them deer-in-the-headlights-stared when they saw it was Kyouya. Since it was Kyouya who gasped, they were 10 times more nervous, so they rushed over to see what was wrong.

They ran over to see Kyou dropping something back into the cooler, and the lid popped off of the mysterious object. It looked like cocoa, but at closer inspection, they saw it was dirt. Wait, was that WORMS?!?!

Everyone screamed at once. Yes, even Kyou and Mori.

"Oh, YES!! I forgot about that!!" Tama yelled excitedly. "We need to go FISHING!!!"

This is the part where everybody sweat drops, then gangs up on the poor hapless king that just wanted to have some commoner-ish fun.

After the mobbing, they stepped back and brushed their hands on their pants. As they began to walk away, Tama looked up with a glint in his eyes and pulled a string, which was attatched to a net, which everybody was walking on-...oh, drat.

They were all swept up into an over-sized net, which wasn't attatched to anything...(A/N: THAT AINT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!)...but whatever! Tamaki then started to drag the humungous net over to a rather small rowboat with a huge smile on his when he suddenly stopped.

"Wait right here! I forgot something!!" He sprinted back.

"Yeah, like we could do anything else," the twins muttered sarcastically. Haruhi sighed frusteratedly, and Kyouya's angermark was pulsing dangerously.

Tamaki skipped back wearing a vest, a fishing hat, and carrying 7 poles and the tub of worms.

"We're ready to go!!" he yelled, dumping the stuff in the rickety boat and continuing to drag everyone.

"Wait, we're going in that?!?!" Haruhi shouted. "It looks unstable!!" Everyone looked to see what she was talking about, and jaw-dropped when they finally took in the sight of the ancient rowboat.

"Tono!!" Kaoru gasped. "We can't go in that!!"

"Yea!" Hikaru agreed. "Why use something so dangerous when you could have bought a fricken speed boat?!"

"Noooooooooooooooope!! We COULDN'T do that!!" He scolded. "We are INCOGNITO!!! we need to LOOK like commoners, you simpletons!!" Tama poked Haruhi on th nose. "And it is perfectly stable, thankyouvermuch!!"

He then grabbed the top of the bag and soft-ball pitched it into the boat, causing it to sink about a foot. Then Tamaki stepped in himself, causing it to sink another 6 inches. The water was already level with the edges of the boat, and everybody had as much room as people in the front row of a rock concert. (A/N: For anybody who was in front row at Creation, you feel my pain. XD)

"Lets go!!!" he yelled like a toddler. He grabbed the oars and started to row. Succeeding in only going in circles.

"My arms hurt..." he pouted.

"Tamaki you idiot..." Kyouya said with distaste. He glared at Tama so hard that the net surounding them poofed into dust."We. Are. Not. Going. Fishing." Tamaki scuttled to the very edge of the boat, earning him a whole FOOT of space between him an Kyouya. (A/N: STUPID SMALL COMMONER BOAT!!!)

The twins poked Kyouya on the shoulder, and they huddled together for a private meeting. (A/N:...have fun with that...) When they lifted their heads back up, Kyouya, Hikaru, and Kaoru all had smiles on their faces. And not nice smiles.

"You're right Tamaki. Its an...experience. We'll go." Hunny was happy about that. He always wanted to go fishing! (wonder why...?) Mori took over the rowing, and in ten minutes they were in the middle of the lake with no shore in sight.

"Here!!" the twins exclaimed. Mori stopped the boat, and went over to get Hunny's rod situated. Then Tamaki turned and grabbed his pole and handed everyone theirs.

"'Kay...so...Haruhi?"

"What Tamaki?" she asked irritatedly.

"........What are the worms for?"

"...................................No. I'm going to pretend you didn't ask that." Haruhi picked up a worm and hooked it, then turned around and joined Hunny. Hunny's casts weren't going anywhere, but he was having fun. Haruhi casted her line and sat down to wait.

Tamaki attempted to do what Haruhi had done, but only ended in pricking his finger.

"YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, jumping up and down and causing the boat to fill up halfway with water.

"Sit down, Tamaki!!!" Kyouya hissed. Tama obliged, then cast his line with a mangled worm on the end.

But...the worm wasn't the only thing to fly into the water with his hook.

"MY HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed, dropping his rod in the water while feeling his head for a long-gone hat.

"Tono, it was just a hat!" the twins said reassuringly.

"But...i looked great in that hat..." Tamaki pouted. And pouted. And pouted some more. "And i dropped my rod..." He sat down and put his face in his hands, and started to cry.

Kyouya handed him one of the 4 rods that nobody was using.

"Here."

Tamaki grabbed the rod and began to re-mangle a different worm, smiling like a mad-man, and no trace of tears on his face.

He threw it out again, and it was a little more successful. Atleast he caught something. A tree counts, right??

As they were figuring that catastrophy out, there was a girl on shore holding a large tank (A/N: guess who!!!) with a genetically modified fish bred to bite cross-dressers named Harhui. As the masked figure let the fish go, she cackled madly then ran away into the woods surrounding the campground.

A few minutes later, after Tamaki was happily fishing again, Haruhi's rod started yanking.

"I think...I think I caught one!!!" she yelled, not necesarilly sure what to do.

"THATS GREAT!!! REEL IT IN HARUHI, REEL IT IN!!!" While Hunny and Tama cheered and eveyone else stared, she began to reel and pull. But the fish decided to pull back. Then Haru. Then the fish. Haru. Fish. Haru. Fish.

*After an epic battle between the genetically modified fish and Haruhi...*

Haruhi got pulled in.

"W-waaaaaaaaaah!!!" she yelled, falling head-first into the water. (A/N: not a far distance!)

"HARUHI!!!" they all yelled, running to the boats' edge to look for her. Her head popped up at the back of the boat.

"I'm oka- OW!! theres somthi- OW!! biting me- OW!! HELP ME UP!! OW OW OW!!!" They rushed over and yanked her up into the boat, filling it even more with water.

"Were guna siii~iiink!!" Hunny sang happily. Kyouya nodded.

"We're leaving." he stated. Then he nodded at the twins. Tama saw the twins exchange glances, then advance at him with PURE EVIL on their faces.

"W-wait!! What-? AHHH!!" splash.

"And that, dearest friend, is for your stupidity." Kyouya said smiling. Then Mori started to row away.

"Hey, wait...! GUYZZZ!!!" Tama yelled, but to no avail. He started to slowly swim back, mumbling to himself.

That night, the club (A/N: minus Tama-chan X3) enjoyed a peaceful dinner of turkey sandwhiches before going to sleep. But our dear Tamaki was still swimming his way to shore.

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Thank you to Bhel-Elryss for the idea of fishing and boating!!

AND THERE!! I PUT IN YOUR FREAKIN TWINCEST MOMENT CREAGER!!! yaoi obssessed freak...*sob*...haha jaykay!!

Howdy!! HogoshaOtaku here. This chapter was a little harder to write cuz my otosan was watching some violent movie VERY LOUDLY downstairs. But i think this is my favorite chapter so far!! haha...I was wondering...should i have Renge or Nekozawa visit? or not bother? cuz im having a hard time thinking of a way to bring either of them in...let me know! AND ALL OF YOU WHO REVIEWED SO FAR, THANKYOUSOMUCH!!! I love you guys!! You're my inspiration!! i might not have finished it if you guys didn't think it was worth it! ARIGATOU!!! Oh, and i dont mind pointless rambling in reviews!! T'is amusing XD.

See yah in the next chappie!!...im gunna pretend i didnt just say 'chappie'...Bye!

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