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The morning of the hiking trip was a groggy one. Even the King of Hyperactive-ness was unusually quiet.

"Morning…" Haruhi mumbled, to only be responded with grunts and pathetic nods. Mori, who was acting like his normal self (A/N: Cuz he's always quiet) got Hunny's usual morning strawberry-cherry-chocolate-vanilla-swirl-sugary-whipcreamed-icinged-icecream-cake and brought it over to the tired little boy, who was rubbing his eyes.

"I-I'm not hungry, Takashi…"

The American adult Lisa was talking to her uber-hott boyfriend on her way to her job at the the Empire State Building. Suddenly, the power went out, phones lost connection, water exploded from the fire hydrants, and babies started crying in every apartment.

"…..o.0…...?!?!?!?!"

Everybody was turned around and looking at Hunny with 'WTF' expressions.

"He's tired…" Mori said, like there was no problem. Hunny yawned and laid his head on the (A/N: Yes, it's conveniently placed) picnic table, and went back to sleep.

Kyouya shook his head and returned to writing in his mysterious notebook.

"It's alright, I guess..." Hikaru said tiredly, plopping down next to Kaoru.

"Why is everyone so tired?" Kaoru asked while stretching. (A/N: *SQUEAL*) "I mean, we all got like, 50 thousand hours of sleep last night. Except Tono, of course."

Everyone shrugged.

"I guess...it's time to bring it out..." Tono said, shuddering.

Hikaru and Kaoru paled.

"You mean..."

"...that?"

He nodded.

Hunny's eyes widened.

"That thing that shalt not be spoken of by human mouths?"

He nodded again.

Mori grunted.

Kyouya rolled his eyes.

Haruhi looked back and forth between the Host Club.

"What what what???!!!"

"...THIS!!!!"

xThis is simply a warning for those who are allergic or just untolerant of uber-extreme awesomeness. You have been warned.x

Tamaki help up a pound of...Commoner Coffee. *Dun dun dun DUN!!!*

Haruhi sweatdropped, then died. (*bows*)

"I'll get the cups!!"

"I'll get the coffee maker!!"

"I'll get the cream and sugar!!"

"I'll drink it when it's done!!"

The long and hard process of coffee making began.

Tamaki looked up and whiped his forehead. Of course there wasn't any of that icky sweat there, but it looked good.

"Tono...we did it."

Tamaki's eyes gleamed as the twins and himself poured cups for everyone.

Haruhi drank it plain black. (A/N: Like her soul...)

Hunny dumped 60 tons of sugar in it.

Mori and Kyouya added some creamers.

Tama and the twins put a, *ahem*, 'normal' amount of everything in theirs.

*Glug glug glug...*

Everyone was back to their normal selves.

"LET'S GO HIKING!!!" Tamaki said with usual enthusiasm.

"Do we have to...?" Everyone asked with usual unenthusiasm.

"YES!! LET'S GO!!!" He yelled, before shoving eveyone towards the mile-long hiking trail in the middle of the woods.

They were about 10 minutes into the hiking trip, and everyone had at least 23 mosquito bites, 10 thorn pricks, 8 clothing tears, and 2 ticks.

"...I'm hungry." Hunny said as his stomach rumbled.

"Yeah Tono, get the food out of your backpack."

Tamaki reached his hand over his back to grab the backpack.

(A/N: You know how in anime when someone loses something, the empty spot kinda blinks and everyone dumbfoundedly stares? Yeah, picture that.)

"Sempai...you lost the food..."

"NEVER FEAR!!! According to the common folk, one can think better on an empty stomach!!" He sparkled. "We must go on!!"

He trudged on forward with more spirit than before.

Everyone followed with less spirit than before.

"Takashi, I'm really hungry..."

"..." Mori nodded but kept walking.

Suddenly, there was a rustle of sound to their left. Tamaki jumped into Kyouya's arms, quivering like a little girl.

"MOOOM!!! SOMETHING MOOOVED!!"

"Yes, Tamaki, I realize this." He said, dropping Tamaki on his butt.

Everyone was on alert. They looked side to side, for the sounds seemed to come from everywhere. A big shadow loomed over from behind them, and Haruhi screamed...

The monster ate them.

xTHE ENDx

Hehe. Just kidding. ^-^

A shadow appeared from behind, and everyone whirled around.

The feared sound of Ouran could be heard eminating from the figure.

A loud, high-pitched, girly, otaku-ish laugh.

"RENGE!!!"

"Ah, yes!! The lovely sound of gorgeous high school boys!! And where is my dear Megane Character?"

Everyone looked around for Kyouya.

Gone.

"He must've went back to camp." Haruhi stated, shrugging. "So what are you doing here, Renge?"

"I'm looking for inspiration for my next--"

"Ouran Host Club Manga." The twins said, deadpanned.

"Its. Not. A. Manga." The twins rolled their eyes. "We don't care."

Renge ignored them. "So what are you guys doing here??"

"COMMONER CAMPING!!" Tamaki jumped up excitedly at the chance to talk.

"Who said I was talking to you, you pathetic excuse for a man?" He emo-cornered. "I bet my dear Kyouya or Haruhi didn't even want to come!!" She yelled, getting angry now.

Tama dejectedly shook his head, not considering the consequences.

"WELL THEN FEEL THE WRATH OF RABID FANGIRL BUNNIES!!!!" She screamed, pointing at him, 15 multi-colored bunnies popping outta nowhere.

(A/N:....Don't ask. For those of you who don't like extreme weirdness, I'm sorry. I'm just bored.)

"ATTACK!!!"

The bunnies attacked, and the Host Club ran.

Away from the trail, of course. Running on the trail would just be too darn logical.

*20 Minutes Later*

"We lost them!!" Haruhi said happily, falling to the ground. I thought we were gunna die!!"

Mori furiously nodded.

"Really...? I thought they were kawaii..." Hunny said sadly, hugging his Usa-chan.

"O-of course they were!!" Tamaki said quickly, Hunny perking up. "We were...racing them!!" He nodded.

"I guess we beat Hika-chan and Kao-chan, too!!" He sang naively, swinging in circles.

The rest of the club looked around.

The twins were gone.

Hika wrestled out of the bush that he had fallen into. The club was gone, he was lost, and his stomach was cussing him out.

"..." He punched a tree.

"I didn't even want to go on this stupid trip!!" He yelled, then ran off in attempt to find his way back to camp.

Kaoru slowly pushed himself off the ground. His cheek was scraped, and his foot hurt...stupid rock.

"Hikaru...? Haruhi...? Tono...?" No response. He shakily got from his knees and headed the opposite way he had been coming from, hoping to find someone or something to help him.

"What are we gunna do...?" Haruhi asked worriedly. She kept looking around as they headed back, trying to find the trail or the people they lost.

"We'll find our way back!!" Tamaki said, but his statement was missing confidence. On their quest to find the twins, they had also lost Hunny and Mori.

I can't believe I'm stuck here with him... Haruhi thought, depressed. She wanted to find camp, and she wanted to find it fast.

Hikaru walked into camp with leaves in his hair. He walked over to the nasty little water pump at the top of the lot, stuck his hands under it, and pumped water into them. He splashed is face, trying to get rid of the dirt.

Then he saw smoke coming from the firepit.

He walked over curiously, only to find Kaoru and Kyouya sitting there with sodas in hand.

"What the heck?!" He asked incredulously. "You're here?! We thought you were lost!!"

"Of course I wasn't lost. I have more dignity than that." Kyouya said, not even looking up at him.

"I was lost...I just found camp before you." Kaoru stuck his tongue out.

Hikaru stomped his foot down. Very girlishly. "Whatever!!" He said. "But everyone else is lost, and its getting dark!!"

"They'll come back eventually." Kyouya said coolly, just as Mori appeared with Hunny on his shoulders.

Tamaki and Haruhi were getting nervous, considering the fact that it was almost purely dark out. Haruhi jogged to catch up with Tamaki, who was totally set on getting back before the stars were out.

Just as Haruhi grabbed Tama's sleeve to tell him to slow down, the humming started.

It started low, but got louder and louder as they went.

So loud that they stopped to listen.

Tsk, tsk. Bad idea.

"What do you think that is?" Tamaki asked nervously.

"It sounds like..."

"BEES!!!"

Just as the wasps descended on them, they ran like bats outta hell.

"Hunny!! Mori!!" The twins stated together. "Where were you?!"

"Well, I was reeeaaally hungry, so Takashi took me to a nearby bakery!!" Hunny said, holding up a doughnut.

"You knew how to get out...?" They asked.

Mori just nodded and put Hunny down, then sat down next to the fire.

"BEEEES!!! EVERYBODY RUUUUN!!!" Haruhi and Tamaki came crashing into the scene, with little bee stings covering every inch of bear skin.

"Huh?"

"What?"

"...?"

"GET INTO YOUR TENTS!!!"

When the wall of wasps then appeared, the good little Host Club did exactly as they were told.

The twins getting lost and Hunny n Mori going to a bakery- i-heart-kaoru

Renge in the woods looking for something- Creager

WOO!!! Longest chapter so far!! Haha. Hope you liked it!! Oh, I've miraculously healed a bit early. XDDD!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW AS A CELEBRATION/HAPPINESS GIFT!!!!! I need ideas and opinions!!

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HogoshaOtaku