Disclaimer- *really fast* IdontownHostClub…there I said it…*sob*
...Hello everyone ^-^ Sorry I took so long!! I was...testing my mad skillz. Turns out I have them. TAKE THAT n00bs!!! Yeah. I bet NUN O' YA could not read for 40 days. Fo shiz.
ParadiseMomiji-...YOU COMPARED ME TO A VIDEO GAME!!! GRRR!!! And wow Hii-hime...bad mental images...
Strawberry Sunsets- Thank you so much!! And I agree...that -is- a good line...XD
ChocolateAngel-San- Arigatou!! That makes me feel all good inside ^-^
I-Heart-Kaoru- Thank you!! And yes, that was my idea X3
Mattjesse- o.0...wow...I officially love Vic-chan!! And I just don't like the fact that Haruhi takes the time she spends with the Host Club for granted...grrr...
ONTO THIS CHAPTER!!!
The Host Club woke up miraculously not dead, broken, raped, arrested, or in an asylum. Miraculously. They immediately went to the conveniently placed cooler, cuz they were all reeeaaally hungry. Hunny popped off the lid, and their faces kinda looked like:
.............o.0..............
Because it was empty.
The thought flitting through the majority of their minds was:
Oh, God. We have to shop with Tamaki.
Except Tamaki-chan's mind, of course. He adored shopping with himself. Especially on Tuesdays, but we've yet to figure out why...
Ahem. Anyway.
Tamaki came whipping around the corner, his eyes sparkley with pre-schooler mentality as usual.
"Look!! BIKES!! We will use them to ride to the Commoner Store of Camping Devices!!"
Everyone sighed and shook their heads, but took the bikes anyway. They were numb to his stupidity by now.
"Which way?" Haruhi asked, looking towards Kyoya. He nodded to the right.
"Like a half-mile that way."
Hunny hopped on a tricycle.
"Let's gooo!" He tied Usa-chan to his handle bars and veered off, causing a dust trail and leaving everyone behind. Mori grunted and went quickly after him. Everyone followed silently.
They rode up hills, down hills. Veered to the right, skidded to the left. Through mountains, deserts...okay, maybe that's exaggerating...
When they got there, they all threw their bikes down. You think I'm joking. But I mean really. Pick up, chuck down and cause a dent in the asphalt. Yeah. Like that.
They stumbled into the air-conditioned store, sweating. Except Tamaki. He doesn't do the sweating thing.
"That's the longest..."
"...Half a mile I've ever seen..." Hikaru and Koaru said, glaring Death at Kyoya. Kyoya shrugged. He was fine. (A/N: freaks...)
They all looked around the cramped little store. It was quaint, with a little door in the back that looked kind of suspicious...so obviously, they thought nothing of it. Psssh. Waaay too logical.
The store clerk was a young man, and he greeted them nicely. He offered to help them, but they declined.
Hunny headed to the candy with Mori at his heels.
Haruhi headed to the water bin.
The twins went to the strange door. (A/N: Not because they're suspiscious. Just cuz they're weird.)
And Tamaki drug Kyoya around, spazzing at everything.
"These commoners are GENIUS!!!" He yelled, holding onto Kyoya's shirt. "Look at this, Mom!! Quickly-Dissolving Toilet Paper!!" He picked it up and looked at it like mad scientists stare at vials.
"Yes...but how quickly...?" Kyoya asked, shuddering at the horrible image.
Tamaki went onto the next item.
"Look!! Dehydrated food packets! Just add water!!"
"They taste like water, too!" Haruhi yelled from wherever she went.
"And a solar-powered flashlight!!"
...Staaaaare...
"And an inflatable dart-board!!"
...Glaaaaare...
"And a-"
"SHUT UP!!" Kyoya roared, stomping off to somewhere else. Tamaki doom-ed and went to sit in his portable emo-corner.
The twins walked around the strange little door, checking out the different things on the wracks next to it. Of course, they thought it was the perfect place for a twincest moment, and ended up falling into the door (A/N: not gunna say how) and in turn, it burst open, revealing the unmentionable, evil, horrid, M-rated, scarring things happening behind it.
"So Suoh-san, we meet again..." The cloaked figure said, turning to reveal a cat puppet, normally referred to as Bereznoff.
"N-no...why are you h-here...?!" Tamaki said, hiding behind Mori. Hunny giggled and went to pay for candy. Mori went to follow, leaving Tamaki un-hidden.
"So Nekozawa, what are you doing here?" The twins asked in sync.
"I buy almost all of my Dark Artifacts here..." he said, laughing maniacally.
"What are those things doing being sold in a little campground store?" Haruhi asked, unfazed. Her arms were full of sensible, usable, normal camping nessecities.
"YEAH, WHY?!?!" Tamaki screeched, jumping up and latching onto a wrack of stuff. "GO AWAY!!!!!"
"Why doesn't Neko-chan stay for a campfire dinner??" Hunny asked, appearing out of nowhere and tugging adorably on Nekozawa's robe. Mori nodded in encouragement.
"Yes...I shall...I will tell your futures then, as payment." He said, pulling out tarrot cards. "But not until later...they're so much more fun...in the dark."
With a swshy-twirl of his robe-cloak-thing, he poofed away.
"Well, I'm going to go pay." Haruhi stated, walking to the cashier. Tamaki whimpered and walked up with her, holding the back of her shirt the whole way up. Mori and Hunny walked outside and headed back a while, having already paid. Kyoya's bike was gone, so we're all gunna asume he's either back at camp or he rode off a cliff in hopes of ridding himself of these idiots.
The twins walked up to Haruhi and Tamaki.
"Hurry, will you?" Hikaru complained.
"Yeah. We're hungry." Kaoru added.
"I'm hurrying..." Haruhi said, picking up the bags full of stuff and heading for the door.
"DON'T RUSH YOUR LITTLE SISTER!!!" Tama scolded. "BE RESPECTFUL!!!"
The twins rolled their eyes and skipped out side, Tamaki following, and the four of them headed back.
After that little episode, the Host Club spent a lovely rest of the day relaxing. Until about....5:30.
Kyoya's POV....Kinda. Not really. Go away.
Sigh. No money made today. This sucks. I hate people. Why did we have to spend so much? It wasn't nessecary...they could've lived...maybe. Kyoya thought to himself, sitting on a log near the campfire, with Haruhi sitting next to him.
He stared at the fire. Everyone else was roasted marshmallows, and he held his mysterious notebook in his hand though his pen remained still. There was nothing to add in today, really.
Suddenly, he felt a head on his shoulder. He looked down, and saw Haruhi had fallen asleep, and had lain her head on his shoulder. Kyoya could feel himself begin to blush, but he mentally threatened himself, and the scared little red blood cells left his cheeks alone. Kyoya Ohtori does not blush.
But then of course, Haruhi did the unmentionable.
SHE DROOLED.
ON KYOYA'S SHOULDER.
THE FOOLISNESS.
Kyoya's eyes flared, and he grabbed Haruhi and through her across the yard. Like BAM. Bu not to worry, all the Haruhi-fans reading this. She landed on Tamaki. Iz all gooood.
So Kyoya ran of to 'splode some people with his eye-lasers and glare at innocent bystanders. Tamaki and Haruhi walked back over, but Tama was a bit worse for wear. Poor King...
They all waited in silence (A/N: ...thats a lie...there was a food fight and an alien war somewhere in there...) for Nekozawa to show up. Which he did. And he payed up, like he promised. Much to everyone's dismay.
The predictions/readings screamed randomness while streaking across a football field in the middle of a blizzard wearing only a bunny hat. (1)
Haruhi was gunna become prez of the U.S.A and marry Lady Gaga and have four chimpanzee children.
Mori was gunna become an alien with chicken wings and die by licking a lightbulb. (Hunny didn't like that.)
Hunny was gunna O.D. on candy and become a toothless dentist, sharing his life story of too much candy with children in Africa.
Tamaki was going to become poor and live in a box, trying to sell his really crappy paintings to get money, and live off of commoner coffee.
The twins were gonna seperate and get married to twin belly-dancers in Mexico and eat astronaut icecream forever with their pet chinchillas.
Kyoya was going to become head of his family's business. (Kyoya threw Nekozawa into a mob of rabid fangirls.)
...Yeah. Told you.
So, with Nekozawa gone and everyone's future's doomed, they went to bed with heavy hearts.
1- Thanks to ParadiseMomiji for that awesome line ^-^ also for the idea of Nekozawa showing up buying magical stuff.
Strawberry Sunsets- Thanks for the Kyoya's POV and drool idea thingie!!
HogoshaOtaku here, finally. Sooo...good chapter? I hope sooo...There was really annoying anime menu music playing over and over downstairs.... So yes!! I'm back!! Yayyy!! I can't wait to write some more. It was hard not updating. Rawr. So, as usual, ideas are welcome. Almost nessecary. And I love REVIEWS. They make me update faster, I promise ^-^
With Sincerity,
HogoshaOtaku