Disclaimer- I don't own Host Club.

Sorry for such the long wait, everyone…I doubt anyone is still reading this…I just had so much going on, and so much I was going through. I had no time to write, and no urge. Whatever I wrote would have been crappy regardless…And if any characters are a bit OOC, you should expect it by now anyway. u.u

Kuramasredredrose-Thanks for the idea~!

ParadiseMomiji- Oh, yes. I used the epical.

Creager- I always fail at grammar check. It's cuz I'm too lazy to do it.

LilDreamer0727- It makes me happy to know my story actually makes people other than me laugh!

Our dear, innocent, angelic twins woke up this beautiful morning with a wondorously joyous idea.

I doubt any of you believe that.

To put it more realistically, our evil mastermind demon twins woke up that morning with a perfectly horrid idea. Regardless of how entertaining that horrid idea may or may not be. They roused everyone from their tents with identical Cheshire smiles.

"Takashi, why are we up so early...?" They little blondie asked, rubbing his eyes and dragging Usa-chan behind him. Mori blushed and looked away. (A/N: Yeah Mori, I totally saw that.)

Tamaki, being the freakish morning person that he is, was up and ready and already sparkling. "What is this fantastic idea my hazardous sons have been rambling about?" He asked dramatically, yanking Haruhi into his side.

The twins looked at each other and slunk shoulder to shoulder.

"Truth or Dare."

Kyouya, who had been sitting aside taking notes in his addictive manner in that stupid friggin' notebook, dissmissed the idea. "Whatever you two are planning, it will either lead to costly damage or fatality. Fatality leads to extensive paperwork and lots of expenses. So, I'd rather you didn't."

"B-but Moooom!" Tamaki pleaded, his eyes growing unnaturally large and tearing up. "It's a popular commoner gaaaaame! We must! I'm dad, so I make the rules! We are playing this Truth or Dare!" He dramatically pointed his sparkling finger annoyingly close to Kyoya's dark aura.

Kyouya sighed. "You're paying for it."

Haruhi facepalmed, missed her hand and slammed her face into a conveniently placed rock in the ground. (A/N: looked painful...how'd that get there...? .)

And so, the Host Club commenced a game of Truth or Dare.

Tamaki settled down (as much as someone like him could settle) and the rest followed in suit on the ground.

"As King, it is my duty to go first! Mori!"

"...yeah?"

"Truth...or...DARE!" His sparkles started flittering around double-time.

"I guess...truth."

Tamaki pondered this question for less than a second. There was one question everyone had wondered, and he know had the ability to ask and Mori had to answer truthfully.

"Mori...why are you so silent?"

"..." He shrugged.

Hikaru, Kaoru snd Haruhi had gathered around Tamaki to hear Mori's answer at this point, and were all very appaled.

"That's it?" Hikaru yelled.

"There has to be a reason! No one is as unnaturally quiet as you without a pressing reason!" Kaoru had jumped behind Mori and was shaking him at a very alarming rate. "WHYYYYY?"

Haruhi just dead-panned and walked back over to her seat.

Mori waited for everyone to calm down. He looked at them, completely serious with those sweet, kind eyes that held so much strength and knowledge and said, "Why would I need to talk when you guys talk enough for everyone?"

Kyouya snickered. He had a point, after all. There just wasn't enough room in one manga to add Mori's dialogue to everyone elses.

Tamaki was dejected to the emo-corner, leaving Mori to picked the next victim. Hunny latched onto his side. "Pick me, pick me~!" Mori obliged politey.

"Mitsukuni...truth or dare." (A/N: that wouldn't sound right in Mori's deep voice...)

"Hmm...I pick...truth!" He looked up expectantly.

Mori looked to Haruhi.

"Don't look at me for a question, I don't know!"she exclaimed, holding her hands up.

Mori sighed. "Mitsukuni...do you prefer commoner cake...or expensive cake?"

Hunny's face turned a pale shade of green. "I prefer cexpensive cake..." he said, looking a little woozy. "CTamaki made commoner cake once. But, I'm not really sure if you could call it cake...even Usa-chan wouldn't eat it..." Mori sat him down quickly. The poor boy looked like he was about to faint. Mori shot a glare at Tamaki in his emo-corner. Though Tama couldn't see it, for his back was turned, Tamaki shuddered.

"Hunny, it's your turn." Hika poked him repeatedly, as if this might persuade him to act faster. "Umm...Haru-chan! truth or dare~!" His flowers, still a pale green, began to float around his head again.

Haruhi sighed dejectedly. "Truth, I guess..."

Hunny jumped on the opportunity almost immediately, sparing no ones feelings. "Have you ever had a daydream about Tama-chan?"

Haruhi's face BURSTED (A/n: Yes my friends, bursted. not quickly turned, not slowly faded into, bursted.) into a neon red and it looked like her head was about to explode.

"NO! I haven't! Wh-why would you...wh-wh...uh...y-y...GRAWR!" She dived into her tent to hide.

The twins roflmao-ed and Hunny giggled. Kyouya began to furiously scribble in the notedbook again, causing smoke to rise from the pages. Tamaki made his way back over, a glassy look in his eyes. "Haruhi daydreams about me, too...~? Woooo!" He started jumping up and down and everyone stared at him like this: o.0 wtf...?

Haruhi glaerd out of her tent. "Tamaki, truth or dare?"

Tamaki gleamed with pride. "Dare, of course!"

Haruhi snickered, giving a wry half-smile. "Then I dare you to not do anything involving me for the rest of today. No thinking about me, no talking about me, and absolutely no talking to me!" She zipped her tent back up.

Tamaki stared, uncomprehending. Then, in an extremely delayed fashion, he fell to his knees weeping.

"There, there Tono," said Kaoru.

"We'll keep you company!" Hikaru finished, giving his brother a very suspicious smile.

Tamaki sat down in his designated square of grass, but said nothing more.

Kaoru looked apprehensive. "I guess...I'll take over?" Hikaru shrugged. Kaoru then proceeded in asking Hikaru to pick his poison. Hikaru picked dare. Silly, silly boy...

Kaou looked around. "Ah-ha!" He sauntered over to the conveniently placed hammock and picked something up off the ground. "Eat this." He opened his hand. In it, was a...

CENTIPEDE!

Hikaru gagged. And then rolled all over the ground. Then stomped his feet. Then cried. Then threw stuff at his brother. Then stomped around the campground trying to get people to sign a petition. Then started a mob. Then signaled alien invaders over to abduct him. And, as his last resort, started pleading.

"Kaoru, I thought you loved me! Please don't make me eat it! Please!" He glomped his brother around the middle and held on for dear life. "Please. Kao-chan...?"

Kaoru contemplated it, and them seemed to come up with a satisfactory solution. "You have two options, Hikaru. You can either eat this centipede, or kiss Kyouya." Kaoru looked smugly down upon his brother.

Hikaru's face drained of colour. To eat a centipede is revolting. Vomit-inducing. Enought to make him want to be taken away by anal-probing alien. But to kiss Kyouya? Thats...SUDDEN DEATH.

He could feel the firey, yet strangley icey glare coming from Kyouya. Hikaru may be an idiot, but he ain't stupid.

He ate that stupid centipede.

He also informed everyone to no longer join him in the game. He was now only there to collaborate with others.

Hikaru asked Mori truth or dare. Mori picked dare.

"I dare you toooooo..." Kaoru whispered something in his ear. Hikaru laughed hysterically.

"Mori, i dare you to run around the campground once, completely naked, yelling "I'm a magical pixie pony!""

Even Hunny had to concentrate on stifling his laughter.

Mori, being a man of his word, began to strip of his clothing. (A/N: daaayumm, those are some nice abs. *-*)

I mean, come on. He'd still have his dignity when it was over. Mori has enough dignity to sprinkle it around.

Mori then did as he was told. Louder than he has ever been before, he ran nude around the campground screaming "I'm a magical pixie pony." Unexpectedly, the police were never called. The rest of the Host Club could have sworn they'd seen camera flashes, though...oh well.

When he returned, he put his clothes back on and sat down next to Hunny. Mori acted as though nothing happened, even though the twins were laughing hysterically and Kyouya was trying to buy some of his photos.

He turned and asked Tamaki truth or dare.

"I pick truth..." he said, fearing the atrocity of the dares.

"No no Tono, we can't have that!" exclaimed Kaoru, slinging his arm across Tama's shoulders.

Hikaru slipped his arm in, too. "You should pick dares. Dares are for real men. And Haruhi likes real men." The twins smiled at each other, a new form of torture already developing in their minds.

"I-!" Tamaki stopped himself. He rremember Haruhi's dare, and he was going to do it, to atleast make her happy.

"Whats wrong, Tono?" Asked Kaoru.

"Don't you like Haru-chan?" Tamaki's face was truning blue from effort.

Don't think about her...don't think about her...crap, I'm thinking about not thinking about her so therefore I'm thinking about her! But if i stop telling myself to not think about her, I'll think about her! Even though I'm doing it right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

"-AAAH!"

POOF.

Tamaki was officially out of commision. They laid him by the tents so he wouldn't be troublesome, and then continued the game.

Mori looked to Hunny instead.

"I pick dare!" he said, his adorable brown eyes open wide. "'Cause I'm a real man~!"

Mori looked at him, and said the forbidden. "...You can't eat cake the rest of the day."

"I dun wanna be a man, I dun wanna be a man!" He started pounding on Mori's side. "Takashiii!"

Morei attempted to pat his back. "It's for your own good, Mitsukuni." And though Hunny pleaded and begged, Mori would not budge or say anymore on the matter. There would be no cake for Hunny that night.

All the other three could do was stare. Really. Even Kyouya.

Kyouys shut his book and stood up. "If you'll allow me, I'd like to offer some entertainment. I would like to ask Kaoru truth or dare."

It took a minute for Kaoru to respond. He kinda just shook his head a few times and stared at Kyouya like he was a fish until Hikaru bumped him in the ribs.

"Ohh, uh, dare!"

Kyouya smirked, and pulled Kaoru off to the side. As they were scheming, a giant black aura began to eminate from around them. Hunny looked around for Nekozawa, but he was nowhere to be seen. So the aura was definitely coming from Kyouya and Kaoru.

When they came back, they both looked too happy. But the others were too scared to ask. Hikaru cleared his throat and told Kaoru to pick someone, if he wasn't going to do his dare.

"Believe me Hikaru, I'll be doing my dare. But not now. And I need your help." Kaoru pulled Hikaru off to the side as well, and filled him in.

They both looked strangely pleased as they sat down again. And Kyouya was still smiling. (*shudder*)

Koaru looked to Kyouya again. "Truth or dare?" He asked. Kyouya sighed irritatedly and answered dare.

Kaoru was afraid to ask what he was wanted to ask. But he did it anyway.

"I dare you...to show us what's in your notebook."

.:~: What was shown here is not going to be shared with the general public. The things that filled Kyouya's notbook were so private and, well...*ahem*. Yeah. So you don't get to know. :~:.

Kyouya snatched his notebook back after a minute, and stomped off to his tent. It was only the middle of the day, but he claimed he needed a nap. They left him alone.

Hunny and Mori ran off to grab something to eat. Healthy food, Mori had emphasized, much to Hunny's dismay. But Hika and Kao walked off toperfect the dare they had to perform that night...

Okay, this one's gunna be a two part chapter. Welcome to part one! Haha. I felt like it was getting a little long, sooo...

**Oh. By the way. If I get enough reviews, I'll share what was in Kyouya;s notebook with you in the next chapter~ XD who cares if its private? We're fangirls! It's our business to know things we shouldn't!

Anyway...I'm hoping my next update will be much quicker. So once again, I apologize for the wait! I hope this chapter was up to par! *bows*

Until Later (but hopefully not too much later),

HogoshaOtaku