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Title: Some Kamui/Kagura Sentences

Rating: T/M

Summary: The people they weren't—but could, and might have been. The good, the bad, and the ugly—the sweet, the fluff, and the lemons. Every prompt is a different AU.

Up Next: A Very AU Chapter

1. Friendship

They'd been best friends since her mother started screaming at the wall and his father started screaming with his fists. At ten and twelve, they decide that enough is enough and that they'd rather live together on the streets than at home and apart. Five years later, Kamui is realizing that the unfortunate part of being best friends is that he has no idea how to make Kagura see him as something more.

2. Angst

He ignored the sound of her crying beneath him, feeling his own heart breaking as he pushed herself into her. Damn you, Sougo, if I can't have her, then you won't either.

3. Family

"Onee-chan, catch me!" she cried as she leapt from the tree, giggling as her older brother plucked her easily from the air.

"Idiot," Kamui scolded, smacking her over the head, "Next time, I'll let you fall." They both knew it was an empty threat, but Kagura pouted anyway until Kamui dropped a kiss onto her chubby baby cheek to pacify her.

4. Drama

"Why would you go this far?" she demanded, umbrella pointed at him, "Kidnapping me won't stop the wedding. Okita will come for me, and Gin-chan and Shinpachi will break your doors down in hours."

Kamui didn't answer as he gazed at his sister, trying to take in everything about her in the few moments he'd have before her husband-to-be and friends started destroying buildings.

If you still don't know why, sister-dear, then you'll just have to accept the fact that one day, you'll wear that dress for me—and no other man will get to see you in it first.

5. Romance

He was the only one who knew that, deep inside, she was a sucker for old-fashioned romance. He always teased her when she blushed when he opened the door for her or kissed her hand, but under the amusement was a craving, a need to have her look at him like she needed him to protect her.

6. Crime

She was a penniless princess turned pickpocket, he was a rising leader in one of the most dangerous local gangs that she tried to steal from. When he, recognizing the beauty under the grime, offered to teach her the life of a Yato gang member in return for her services in bed, she refused. When he offered to give her a chance to earn her way in for a kiss, however, she pressed her lips to his.

Little did she know that in the following weeks, his favorite pastime would become stealing the chaste kisses that he'd somehow become completely addicted to after just one taste.

7. Hurt/Comfort

The first time his mother called him a monster, Kamui crawled into his bed and vowed never to get out again. The second night, Kagura crawled in beside him, little hands bruised and burned from trying to make tea, and offered him a cup. It was bitter and the water was lukewarm, but as Kagura gently smoothed his hair back from his forehead, Kamui thought it was the sweetest drink he'd ever tasted.

8. Adventure

Whether they got work as fighters, waiters, or even dog-sitters, Kamui and Kagura were happy as long as they were seeing the galaxy and with each other. Their latest job offer, however, (consisting of helping a silver-haired ex-samurai steal a copy of JUMP from the Shinsengumi), was a bit out of their league, and Kamui didn't like the way their new boss was looking at Kagura.

Still—what adventure was without its dangers?

9. Harem

Prince Kamui was said to boast a harem of the most beautiful, cultured, intelligent women in the galaxy, but no matter who warmed his bed, none captivated his attention like the spunky illegitimate half-sister who worked as his mentally-unstable mother's lady-in-waiting.

10. Supernatural

Really, Kamui thought, watching the flame dance in the palm of his hand, being a Yato isn't all that special if this is best Talent it gives. Watching Kagura bounce around in the sky, however, he smiled reluctantly. Though sister-dear is certainly enjoying herself. I wonder if she even knows how to get down?

11. Horror

"You're monsters," the man said as he died, blood spurting through the holes Kagura had carved in his chest. The woman grinned maniacally and continued drawing the flower with her knife. Kamui's smile matched hers, and as the man fell and died, he ignored the blood on his sister's lips and kissed her, sharing the taste. The carnage around them was repulsive, but as they fell to the ground, it was obvious they didn't care. After all, they'd both lost their minds decades ago.

12. Tragedy

Watching as his body was lowered into the fire—I want to be burned to ash and scattered in the faces of my enemies—she felt herself aching to follow him. Why did you have to save me, Kamui? Why wasn't I strong enough to save you instead?

13. Suspense

"You really thought I'd killed him," Kamui lounged against the door, an amused smirk on his face, "Why don't you try looking closer to home if you really want to find out who killed Father. I'm told guilty parties usually hide under prematurely silver hair."

14. Western

"You city boys really shouldn't try makin' it out here on the real land," Kagura said, "The way you're holdin' on to me, seems like you've never even gone riding before."

"Sister-dear, I share your blood, so surely I have a bit of your talent?" Kamui breathed into her ear, enjoying the feel of her body against his. Stupid, naïve idiot. It's a wonder some stupid cowboy hasn't ravished you yet.

15. Sci-Fi

She was his most perfect creation, a beauty infused with his own DNA. Unfortunately, before she could become his perfect slave as well, he'd have to work out the kinks. "Number 89," he called briskly, "Make me tea."

"My name is Kagura," the girl whined, not for the first time, "I saw the name on the television. I want it. Kagura. Kagura."

16. Fantasy

"I'll never tell you how to find my people."

Kamui smirked at the lovely, very naked fairy he'd captured, enjoying the way she was struggling against the ropes that bound her. "I think you will change your mind after a couple nights with me." Her eyes dropped to his lips as he touched his tongue to the full bottom half, and let out an involuntary shiver, though her back remained defiantly straight.

"After a couple nights," her voice was confidant, "You'll let me go."

17. Reverse Harem

No matter how many times her tutor has told her that, as empress, she needed a respectable harem of handsome men, she still couldn't see the need to have so many. Gintoki and Shinpachi had become like family, and she'd even gotten used to Okita's sharp tongue—but really, was Hijikata and Katsura necessary as well?

Whenever she protested, (it was troublesome—not to mention embarrassing—to explain again and again that she didn't exactly feel comfortable with using her harem in the "traditional" manner), however, Kamui just shook his head and smirked, explaining once again her position as the only heir to the Yato throne. She didn't need to know that his heart beat a little faster every time she refused to invite another man to her bed.

18. Normal Life

Kagura didn't know what she'd been expecting when her father remarried to infamous bad-boy Kamui's mother, but it certainly hadn't been her trapped between his arms with only a towel separating their naked bodies.

"Hello, sister-dear," the boy breathed, "Let's get acquainted."

19. Gender Bender

"Honestly," Kamui said, pressing one of her legs between Kagura's, "Don't you know that men are supposed to be the aggressive ones? I know you're weak, but this—" she smirked as she brought her face closer to Kagura's blushing one, "is just pathetic, little brother."

20. Legend

There's a story surrounding a particular cluster of stars that can only be seen once a year. The story goes that there was once a pair of lovers who were never meant to be together, who clashed in every way and were different on every level. Despite this, they managed to defy fate, and their love was so great that it was recorded in the heavens forever.

Laying in bed with Kagura tucked into his side, Kamui wonders if she knows he's named a constellation just for them.