Well happy Valentine's Day everyone. This is a special chapter dedicated to love and all that other mushy stuff that makes me want to puke. Sorry, I'm a bit jaded about this day because this is the anniversary of the day I got dumped. But never mind my pain, I shall push on!
Well, this was supposed to go out on Valentine's Day, but work and school came up and I had to wait. Well, I hope you all enjoy Naruto's and Rin's date.
Let's rock!
-x-
"I have a dangerous mission for the two of you," said Tsunade in a serious voice. Naruto and Rin stood in front of her desk. Naruto gulped and Rin began to sweat a bit. A dangerous mission and she was only sending two people? They really were short on man power. "The mission involves Bath World." The two chunins blinked in complete confusion.
"Ah, what's Bath World?" asked Naruto. Tsunade pulled out a pamphlet and handed it to Naruto. On it was a picture of a public bathhouse with the "Bath World" written above it in a fancy style.
"Bath World," began Tsunade, "is a new spa resort that opened in Hi no Kuni. Its main feature is its many types and styles of baths from all around the world as well as some they themselves have created. They have everything from normal bathtubs to outdoor hot springs. They also have a hotel, arcade, a four star restaurant, a movie theater, and many other attractions. This place also claims to be the ultimate vacation spot for those who love baths."
"So then what's the mission?" asked Rin. "Is our target an employee or a guest? Have there been any threats against it and they need us to protect it? Or are we supposed to be the ones to sabotage it?" Tsunade shook her head.
"I want to know if this place is really all that great," said Tsunade as she leaned back in her chair. "If it is, then it would be the perfect place to send Iruka and Anko for their honeymoon."
"That's it?" demanded Naruto. "That's the big mission that you want to send us on? How is that dangerous? How is that even a mission?"
"This is an important mission Naruto," said Tsunade. "Anko has been treated poorly by this village for a while and it's primarily the fault of the former council. Despite all the hardships she went through, she remained a loyal shinobi and has severed this village to the best of her abilities. This gift is a way of saying sorry to her and that we are wishing her to have a happy future. I have already sent other teams out to other places to find the best vacation spot for the soon to be love birds."
"Ok," said Rin as she began to understand a bit. "But shouldn't you at least visit one of them? I'm sure that Shizune could fill in for you for a day or two." Tsunade sighed.
"I already tried that," she said with a groan. "But she said I take enough breaks as it is with all my naps and sake breaks. Besides, many of these places are owned by people I owe money to or have casinos. Some have both! So, in other words, I'm stuck with sending other people out to have fun while I waste my youth in this office."
"It was wasted a long time ago Baa-chan," said Naruto. A second later he was sent through the ceiling courtesy of Tsunade's uppercut. Rin looked up in horror at the Naruto shaped hole that he had left behind as he became a star. She then quickly ran out of the office to go find Naruto and treat his wounds before he died.
Once the both of them were gone, Tsunade sat back down in her seat and then calmly took a sip or her tea. She then set the cup down, pulled out a kunai, and threw it at the wall opposite her book shelf. A second later, Jiraiya appeared next to the kunai and looking a little nervous. After all, the kunai had missed him by the tiniest of margins.
"Well looks like you found me again," said Jiraiya as he laughed it off. "So you're giving those two some personal time together. That's really nice of you."
"I'm a nice person," said Tsunade. "Besides, it's going to be getting busier around here. The next chunin exam is coming up and this time it's being held in Suna. So I thought I'd give some people some time off and at the same time find the right spot for a honeymoon. Two birds with one stone." She then put down her cup and looked at the pervert. "So, what do you want?"
"Yeah, about that," said Jiraiya as he scratched his head. "I'll be taking Naruto with me for a short training trip. Just for about a month and a half. No big deal really."
"Pick a different time," said Tsunade. "Like I said, we're going to be sending some of the genin away for a while and we'll need all the help we can get!"
"I know," said Jiraiya as he raised his hands to try and calm her down. "But this is something that can't wait. My contact has important information about Orochimaru and I have another who found out about another group that is turning its sights on Naruto." That caught Tsunade's attention like a mouth to a flame.
"Who are they?" she asked.
"The Black-Black Club," replied Jiraiya. "Apparently, Naruto screwed up a couple of their plans and that pissed them off. The only other thing that I really know for sure is that one of them is funding money into creating a new village. I have no idea as to who any of the members are or what Naruto did to piss them off. But you know as well as I do that they aren't the kind of people who will just let someone walk away after screwing with them. Sooner or later they will come after him and they play a different kind of game than the one Naruto is used to."
Tsunade nodded in agreement. She knew of several shinobi that had been targeted by the Black-Black Club in the past. They all died in the most gruesome ways and there was rarely any evidence or anyway to trace it back to anyone. Sarutobi had done his best to try and find out who its members were, but was never able to find anything out.
"Will you be teaching him to use more of the Kyuubi's chakra?" asked Tsunade.
"I'm tempted," admitted Jiraiya. "It might speed things along as far as his training is concerned."
"Don't," said Tsunade. "We can't risk Naruto becoming addicted or dependant on that chakra. If you want to help him with that then stay here where there are people to help should something go wrong."
Jiraiya looked into the eyes of his former teammate for a moment. He knew the look she was giving him. It was the same one she used whenever she told him not to do something and if he did do it she would make him pay. And by pay, she meant beat him into a living pulp.
"Fine," said Jiraiya. "I get it. I'll just have to think of something else."
-x-
"Damn," said Naruto as he stood next to Rin in front of the gate of Bath World. They were huge with the name written on the doors in gold. And the wall here had to be larger than the ones back at the village! "Is Bath World a resort or a prison?"
"It's made to keep perverts out," replied Rin with a thoughtful look. "I bet they have other methods of making sure that boys can't peek in the girl's side."
"I guess," said Naruto. Rin looked at him and gave him a playful look.
"Is that disappointment I hear?" she asked playfully. "Were you hoping to get a little sneak peak?" Naruto immediately began to blush.
"M-Me?" stammered Naruto. "I…well, I guess…what I meant to say is that…"
"I'm just teasing," said Rin as she grabbed his hand. "Now let's get going! I can't wait to try out the sauna!"
Meanwhile, Hisame was hiding in a nearby bush as she watched them pass by her. 'I knew Leader-sama had another reason to send me here other than to get dirty pictures for him! He must have known that the Kyuubi would be here and so lightly guarded. This is my chance! This time for sure I'll grab him and nothing will stand in my--' At that moment, another couple walked past her. As they did, the guy tossed their soda cans into the bush and they were half full. Hisame, who didn't want to blow her cover, allowed the slightly warm soda to pour over her as tick marks appeared all over her face. 'He is so DEAD!'
Just then, a new group passed her. Hisame noticed who they were and nearly gasped. It was the Suna siblings
"So why are we here again?' asked Gaara in a bored tone.
"Because I won three free tickets at a raffle," said Temari as she held up the tickets. "And I thought I'd share my good fortune with my family. Besides, I've always wanted to experience a real hot spring."
"But my face paint will smear," whined Kankuro. In a flash, Temari took the fan off her and wacked her bother in the head with it. "Sorry," he muttered.
'Yes, thought Hisame as she watched them enter was well. This is a two for one deal. I grab the two of them and everyone will be amazed by how amazing I am. And they'll make me cookie and throw me up in the air and--' Just then another group came past her. It was the new Team 10 consisting of Asuma, Ino, Choji, and Kin.
"Alright, here we are," said Asuma as he light a cigarette.
"Sensei, why are we here exactly?" asked Ino as she crossed her arms. They had finally gotten some down time and she had wanted to use it getting to know the new ice user in town.
"Well I wanted to something nice for Kin since she's new to the team," said Asuma. "Plus, I want you all relaxed for when the chunin exams start."
"I heard this place has one of the best restaurants around!" said Choji with much excitement.
"I want to try out their milk baths," admitted Kin. Ino sweat dropped.
"You are really getting into you neko form, aren't you?" asked Ino with a deadpanned look. Kin just nodded. Just then, another familiar team came by.
"Hey!" yelled Kurenai as she and her team walked over to Team 10. They all looked dirty and covered in mud.
"I thought you were on a mission," said Asuma.
"In a swamp," growled Kiba. "Who put's a theme park in the middle of a swamp? Who in their right mind would go?"
"I found it to be most enjoyable," said Shino. "I was able to gather many new types of insect life."
"Now that we're done," continued Kurenai, "I thought they could use a break and a bath." Hinata nodded.
'Ok', thought Hisame as she watched them go into the building. 'Now this is just getting weird. Wait a minute, I bet they know I'm here and they are really guarding my targets. Well, now that I know that I can…'
"Move your ass!" yelled Tayuya as she came walking towards the resort. Behind her was her new pack mule, Shikamaru. He was carrying at least several large bags and all of them were extremely heavy. And then, behind them, were Michi and Haku. Michi had also won a free ticket to Bath World and Haku had gotten one from Zabuza.
'What the hell?' Yelled Hisame in her mind as she watched the four of them enter the resort. 'There is no way that this many people came to this place and call it a coincidence. It's just not possible. Something is going on here I want to know what that is right now!' Now a new group, and the last, had appeared in front of the resort.
"Yosh!" cheered Gai loudly. "This is just the place to recharge our youthfulness before the start of the next chunin exam!"
"Hai Gai-sensei!" shouted Lee. "And if I have not fully recharged my youthfulness, I will do 1000 push-ups!"
"And if you cannot then I will do 20 laps around the village on my hands!"
"And if you cannot do that than I will climb up the Hokage Monument with an extra 50 pounds!" After Lee said that, both of their tear ducts went into overdrive as they began to hug each other and the image of waves on the beach with a setting sun appeared behind them.
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
'Oh Kami'! Thought Hisame as hearts appeared in her eyes as she watched the two men hug. 'I love him more now than ever! I can't wait to introduce him to my uncle! And here is my chance to make him all mine before someone else tries to take him away from me!' And with that, Hisame began to sink deeper and deeper into insanity.
-x-
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh," said Tayuya. After she had arrived, the first thing she did was get on one of those messaging chairs. You know, those coin operated vibrating chairs. She was dressed in a pink robe that was given to all female guests (and Haku). Suddenly, the chair stopped vibrating. With a sigh, Tayuya put another coin into the slot. Once again the machine came back to life causing Tayuya to moan with pleasure. "Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh,"
-x-
"I can't believe we're all here," said Kiba. He was currently in the men's main bath along with Shino (who was still wearing his sunglasses), Haku, Shikamaru, Choji, Asuma, Gai, Lee, Neji, Gaara, and Kankuro. The room looked like another other public bath house except it looked cleared and all the faucets looked like they were made of gold. Well, maybe painted to look like gold. Right now Akamaru was with all the other pets getting a 'doggy' spa treatment.
As for the rest of the room, it was empty. It was strange because at first it had been full. However, as soon as Gai and Lee entered naked and started to hug everyone else who wasn't either used to it or had a very strong stomach left.
"I can't believe there isn't co-ed bathing," whined Kankuro. "This is a rip!"
"I agree," said Kiba as he stood up. "We should make a complaint!" Then, Kankuro moved over to Kiba so he could whisper in his ear.
"Or maybe we should take matters into our own hands," whispered the make-up loving shinobi. An evil grin appeared on Kiba's face. He liked that idea. He liked it a lot. After all, what was more exciting than seeing something that was forbidden!
"Troublesome," said Shikamaru as he began to get out of the tub. "I guess I'll just go to the outdoor hot spring."
'Outdoor?' Thought Kiba and Kankuro at the same time. An image appeared in their heads of sneaking a peek though the thin wall and seeing all that naked female flesh. And it would be real and not Naruto's stupid jutsu! Like a flash they left the tub and headed for the hot spring.
"Shouldn't we stop them?" asked Gai aloud. Asuma shook his head.
"Their fine," said Asuma. "Just relax and enjoy yourself while you can."
'Maybe I should have told them that I saw Naruto and Rin heading for the co-ed bath,' thought Shino.
"Well," said Choji. "I'm going to get some food!" And with that, he left for the restaurant to see if it was as good as it claimed to be.
-x-
Kiba, Kankuro, and Shikamaru were now at the outdoor hot spring. Well, Shikamaru was in the hot spring staring up at the clouds while the other two were pressing their ears against the wall with nothing covering them except a small towel over their lower regions. And they could hear them clearly. It seemed like all the girls except for Michi and Hinata were there. So far all they had been doing was chatting and other stuff.
Kankuro pulled out a kunai that he had stashed away (just don't asked where) and began to make a small hole so they could see. However, the kunai didn't seem to get through. After several attempts, Kankuro pulled away some of the wood and saw that there was a steel wall in between the two baths. Kiba, who was ticked off by this, decided to climb up the wall. As soon as he got to the top, however, a senbon needle shot towards him and hit him in the middle of his head. As Kiba noticed the odd tag at the other end it activated and instead of blowing up it gave the dog boy a little electric jolt that sent him falling to the ground below.
"Shit," swore Kankuro as he picked up a bucket. He then pressed his body against the wall until he was at the edge of the wall. He the stuck the bucket past it and once again a senbon needle was fired and hit the bucket. Luckily for Kankuro he dropped it before it could shock him. "This isn't fair!" And with that, he began to cry.
-x-
Hinata and Michi had been heading for the hot spring when they had seen two people heading for the co-ed bathing section. It was Naruto and Rin. This caused the girls to forget their plans and follow them. However, as soon as they got to the door, they remained in front of it.
"Well," said Michi as she looked at Hinata. "Looks like you're up. Just see what's going on and if that girl thinks she can get ahead of us we'll stop her!"
"Gets ahead of us how?" asked Hinata. Michi blushed.
"Well…you know," said Michi uncomfortably. "They could take it to the next level…ah, become one if you know what I mean." Now Hinata was bright red. However, it was at that moment that she saw a sign near the door. It read 'NO PEEKING!' and said that those caught peeking would be severely punished.
"I can't do it," said Hinata as she pointed to the sign. "My tou-san is finally starting to notice me again and I'm sure he wouldn't be happy if I got in trouble." Tick marks appeared on Michi's face.
"What's more important?" demanded Michi. "Keeping Rin away from Naruto or daddy being proud of you?" Before Hinata could answer, they heard Rin through the wall.
"Wow Naruto-kun, you're so good at this," moaned Rin loudly. Instantly, the two girls attached their ears to the door as they began to listen.
"This is nothing," said Naruto. "I could go on like this for hours. Just relax and let my magic hands do their thing."
"The only thing I really want is that," said Rin. Now Michi and Hinata were beginning to sweat a bit.
"You want that?" asked Naruto. "Well, if it's what you really want."
"It is," said Rin. "Please give it to me." Now the two girls were sweating bullets, their faces were red, and blood was dripping out their noses. Then began to press against the door and then suddenly it opened. The two of them looked up and saw Naruto and Rin…in their bathing suites. Naruto was in orange trunks and Rin was wearing a white bikini. Apparently, you couldn't bath naked in this room. In one of Naruto's hands was a bottle of lotion that he was using to wash Rin's back.
Rin stared at the two of them for a moment as tick marks appeared on her face. This was to be her moment. Her big date and now she had party crashers!
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" she screamed.
-x-
Lee had gotten out of the tub and had decided to go into the sauna. After putting on his robe, he entered the small room and closed the door. He then took a seat and leaned back against the wall as he let the heat over take him. Then, he felt a hand against his cheek and Lee opened his eyes.
"Enjoying yourself," asked Hisame who was wearing only a black bikini. Lee got up and pressed himself against the wall.
"W-What are you doing here?" demanded Lee.
"Relaxing," said Hisame with a small smile. Something about that smile scared the crap out of Lee. He made a mad dash to the door and opened it…only to find that a steel wall blocking his way out. "Like it? I made a Mizu Bunshin before I came in here and ordered it to make sure you couldn't get away!"
"But we'll die," Lee pointed out hoping it might knock some sense into her. Does he know who he's dealing with?
"Then we'll die together," said Hisame as she began to take off her clothing. "Now let's go out with a bang!" (What happens next is some graphic images that are too intense! So intense that I'm afraid I might blind you or damage you mentally! So please get up, take a short break, and come back as soon as Lee is rescued by his naked sensei and the next hug fest begins. On second thought, come back after that happens!)
-x-
"Ah, there you are Hisame," said Pein as he watched Hisame enter the secret hideout with a big grin on her face. "I trust the mission went well?"
"Here you are Leader-sama," said Hisame in a dreamy voice as she tossed her boss the pictures she got. Pein looked at the pictures and then began to scream in horror. Hisame had only taken naked shots of Lee and Gai hugging. Oh the horrors! Almost no one deserves THAT fate!
-x-
Omake: The Mirror part 5
"What the hell is going on?" yelled cannon Naruto as the Kitsune-Sennin charged at him. Naruto tried to block it but the guy in white was just too fast for him.
"I don't know what you're planning teme but I will stop you this time," said Kitsune-Sennin Naruto as he began to punch the other Naruto over and over again.
"Please stop this," begged Sakura. She hoped that if they saw her upset then they would stop fighting. Unfortunately for her, it had the opposite effect that she wanted.
"Now look what you did," said Naruto as he went into his sage mode. "You made Sakura-chan cry!"
"She's upset because of you!" said the fox sage. Sakura was about to say something when she felt a hand touch her shoulder. She turned around and saw another Naruto. This one was wearing a dirty old green trench coat that looked a little too big for him and grey pants. On his forehead were two red dots.
"The only way to stop something like this is to literally stop them," he said. "I'll handle it." And with that he vanished. Back with the fight, the two Naruto's were charging at each other with their fists extended towards each other. Then, the third Naruto appeared between them. Acting quickly he grabbed both of their arms, spun them around, and flung them to the ground. Bone spikes appeared out of his palms and grew until they were pressed against both of the other Naruto's necks. "Now then, let's figure out what is going on so I can get back to Rin-chan."
Omake: Alternate chapter 434
Pein stretched out his hand at Naruto and then pulled him towards him. His plan was simple. Get him close and have his chakra draining corpse take away all of his chakra. Yet he raised an eyebrow when he saw Naruto begin to form a few seal.
"Take this!" yelled Naruto. "Oiroke no Jutsu!" Now flying towards Pein was a naked girl. However, the only thing to happen to Pein was that his nose dripped a little.
A moment later, the chakra draining Pein grabbed Naruto from behind and accidentily grabbed 'her' breasts. And due to the power of sage mode, they felt very, very real. It was only then that both Pein's fainted due to the fact that this was the first time he had ever touched a girl like that.
Well, Darthvalgaav is going off to the loney bin after writing this chapter. Reviews will help him get out sooner!