Hey you guys! I'm back! I hope you all had nice holidays! I had a good one! I'd like to mention I didn't make dance theatre simply because I'm the youngest and crap. Whatever at least I can update more frequently; oh and I sort of changed the point of view. It was necessary since I couldn't write in the other point of view which I can't think of at the moment. Well I really hope you like this!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Lunch is the healthiest meal of the day
Ino here! So the plan is going into session; I'm in history right now and the teacher is going ON AND ON about some civil war. Like seriously I've learned about that since middle school, I am a proud senior now and yet they think it's important to REPEAT lessons over and over again. So not cool man, so not cool. I'm dead serious when I say this, our system is corrupt, and I swear it is! So last weekend I convinced almost the whole gang back together; we're still working out the kinks to our problems but they will be solved eventually! Today at lunch we will sit with each other and once again rule the school while fighting to get Sasuke back; Sakura still doesn't know what our plans are she'll find out today or some other time. The best part is we added more people to the group which will make us even more powerful. I feel like I should be a dictator, I do believe I'd be the best one yet, but I won't be like Hitler or anything like that. No I'll just be super awesome and no one will question that. Okay Kurenai-sensi is glaring at me because she's been trying to get me to answer some question for the past ten minutes and I've been daydreaming this entire time. Well shit I don't know the question and Sayuri is laughing her ass off at me. I'll get her back though, revenge is a bitch. Augh when will this class end? I want to go to lunch so badly so the mission will start. Damn Tenten and Naruto are making everything we do sound like we're ninja's or something; wait that isn't so bad because that means I KICK-ASS; I like the sound of that very much. I'm cackling evilly and the whole class is starring at me like I'm a freak. WELL EXCUSE ME! Neji has the really weird look on his face like when I pushed him off the cliff or when I threw that one knife at him, Tenten is sharpening her pencils with an evil look on her face; I seriously worry about that girl. Unfortunately no one else is in this class that I like other than Tenten and Neji; Sasuke is here but he's a big old bitch with a pretty face. Sakura, Naruto, Hinata and Shikamaru are in health class right now. Kiba and Chouji are in cooking class and Shino and Lee are in math right now. It kind of sucks that we're not all together, but we all get to be with each other next period because it's lunch time! Yay the bell rang now all I have to do is RUSH into the lunch line get what I want and then I'm done! Sweet!
Everybody take it off
To: Neji, Tenten, Naruto, Hinata, Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji, Shikamaru
From: Ino
Are you ready for plan awesomeness to start?
To: Ino, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Lee Chouji, Shikamaru
From: Naruto
Ino it's not a plan it's a mission and it's called 'Time to get the gang back together along with Sasuke or as we like to call him the bitch along with getting revenge on Sayuri who's known as the whore!' or for short !
To: Naruto, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji, Shikamaru
From: Ino
Naruto that's to long of a name I, Ino declare that we not use that name.
To: Ino, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji, Shikamaru
From: Naruto
BITCH YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
To: Naruto, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji, Shikamaru
From: Ino
Naruto I KICK ASS. DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT PATRONIZE ME!
To: Naruto, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Lee, Chouji, Ino, Kiba, Shikamaru
From: Ino
I'd appreciate it if you stop texting me. Thanks. I'd also like it if we all just got to our table and talked there.
To: Naruto, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Lee, Ino, Kiba, Shikamaru
From: Chouji
I'm sitting all by myself! Where are you guys?
To: Chouji
From: Ino
Dude we discussed this at Kiba's house AND this morning! We are sitting in the corner next to the window on the left side. Get your ass down here.
"Ino I'd appreciate it if you didn't swear at me."
"Sorry Chouji!"
"It's alright Ino I forgive you!"
"Great now that we got that settled what's the plan Ino?"
"Naruto we're going to get Sakura's attention today and the next few days and then she'll text me or something and be like what's up with everyone hanging out and shit."
"I don't want to wait!"
"To bad Kiba you have to and Tenten stop sharpening that knife we aren't trying to kill anyone!"
"Oh Ino silly, silly Ino all I'm doing is preparing for war."
"Neji I suggest you control your girlfriend."
"Hn. Sure I will once Shikamaru learns how to control you."
"Man-whore."
"You guys stop we're all trying to be friends here."
"Hmp! OMIGOSH!"
"Ino what's your problem?"
"Shika-kun look to your left past Temari-bitch's table and look Saki is walking to our table!"
"Ino she could be walking anywhere for all we know."
"Nonononono, NO! You Shikamaru are WRONG, hear me W-R-O-N-G!"
"Hey you guys."
"Sup Sakura-Chan!"
"What's going on here?"
"Forehead what are you talking about?"
"Why is everyone together at the same table and getting along with one another?"
"Sakura-Chan must you think that we are planning something?"
"Sweet, darling Naruto I know something is going on. I heard that Ino was cackling evilly and you in the hallway saying how Ino is such a bitch since she won't go with the name. Care to explain?"
"Way to go Naruto exploiting us like that!"
"Just shut the fuck up Ino."
About a girl
"So you planned to get the gang back together, which you did for the most part and then break up Sasuke and Sayuri then drag Sasuke's sorry ass down to the gang and then get even more revenge on Sayuri?"
"Yeah I think we covered it all right Ino?"
"I agree Naruto, but Sakura do not be angry at us please do not freak out!"
"I'm in!"
"Wait what? You are but I didn't even have to bribe you or ANYTHING!"
"Well I've wanted to do something about Sayuri plus it's been way to long since we've all hung out!"
"YES! Mission 'Time to get the gang back together along with Sasuke or as we like to call him the bitch along with getting revenge on Sayuri who's known as the whore!' or for short ! is in session!"
"N-Naruto-kun I h-hate to say this but I-Ino and the o-others are r-right that name is to l-long."
"Aww fine Hinata-Chan but what will we call it?"
"Naruto why don't we just call it 'Mission awesomeness? That way you get the mission and Ino gets the awesomeness."
"Good Idea Sak!"
"Why thank you Tenie!"
Purple Kangaroo
To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: LIGHTBULB!
Okay I had the most genius idea ever pig! How do you feel if we get Sasu-Chan a little jealous?
-Sakura
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: Okay?
Please so tell me! Does it involve the downfall of SasuSayu?
Because if it does I will fucking love you forever.
I'm not kidding.
At all. Wait a minute does this plan include Sasu-cakes falling in love with you and falling out of love with Sayuri?
-Ino
To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: You know…when you have an idea
How do you feel about Itachi?
SasuSayu? You even have a name for them?
I thought you already loved me! GASP!
I'm so defriending you!
Wait just kidding I need you for this plan!
Okay maybe it does include Sasuke loving me!
But damnmit I've liked him since we were in kindergarten!
I deserve love from him!
God I feel like a freakin leech or something!
-Sakura
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: How was I supposed to know?
I love you! You are a genius! Wait have you ASKED Itachi? I mean if you get him we are HOOK LINE AND SINKER!
Tch why wouldn't I?
Yes I do love you but I'm adding more love!
I thought you were supposed to be smart.
You can't defriend me I'm Ino I come with all this amazing ness!
Damn STRAIGHT you need me for this plan.
Hell I thought of it! While in a coffee shop bitch!
I knew it! I knew you wanted some Sasuke love!
If I didn't have Shikamaru I would've totally jumped him!
Kidding, kidding I know you've liked him for a while!
You do deserve some love!
Darling you do not sound like a leech…Wait do leaches make any noise?
-Ino
To: Ino
From: Sakura
Subject: Yet you're in AP classes
I know don't make me blush. I have not asked Itachi I will though right after I send you this email!
That's just weird…
Adding more love? Sweetheart you made that up on the spot. Don't kid yourself.
By the way I AM SMART!
Fine I won't defriend you, next time I might though!
I'm very proud that you thought of that and on your own to.
Who doesn't want Sasuke love? It's like heaven!
You have such a dirty mind! I shun you!
Tch I know I deserve that love!
Hm I'm not sure. You may want to google that or something.
-Sakura
To: Itachi
From: Sakura
Hey I have a question we're trying to break up Sayuri and Sasuke and uhm wanna help?
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: That means nothing
No need to blush I wasn't complimenting you. SEND THAT TEXT BABY!
It's not weird! When you and Sasu-Chan hook up your name will be 'SasuSaku'! Much prettier if you ask me!
Shut up maybe I did make that up on the spot. I'm not as smart as some people!
I know you're smart you have the forehead to prove it!
Tch whatever I'll believe it when I see it!
You should be proud of me!
Sasuke love like heaven? WHAT ARE YOU ON?
Tch you can't shun me! It's impossible I'm to ninja to be ignored!
Okay enough about you deserving love!
I googled it and well it did not pop up.
All it talked about was about other bugs. Knowing me I spelt it wrong. Whatever!
-Ino
To: Sakura
From: Itachi
Sure I've never liked that little girl…thing.
Meet me at the Leaf Café tomorrow after school.
Do not be late. Also bring that Yamanaka girl.
She had good ideas sometimes.
To: Itachi
From: Sakura
Really? Awesome thanks Itachi!
See you later!
To: Ino
From Sakura
Subject: Really? Cause NARUTO is in it
Fine I won't blush but you will love me more!
ITACHI IS IN! I guess he hates Sayuri to he called her a little girl thing. HAHAHA!
Oh by the way he wants you to go to the Leaf Café with me after school.
I must admit that name pwns SasuSayu!
Aww Ino-Chan you're smart! Shut up my forehead is perfectly fine!
Oh okay it'll happen someday Ino, trust me it will!
I am on nothing thankyouverymuch! I do wonder what you are on though…
You're starting to sound like Naruto; I think you need to stay away from him.
You actually googled it? Wow…
You probably did spell it wrong!
-Sakura
To: Sakura
From: Ino
Subject: just shut up
Yes! HOOK LINE AND SINKER BABY!
-Ino
To: Sakura, Shikamaru, Naruto, Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Chouji
From: Ino
Subject: THE QUEST MY FRIENDS!
I'd like to announce that our dear Sakura has contacted Uchiha Itachi and he is willing to help us in our little thing we like to call revenge.
Sakura and I are meeting him tomorrow at the Leaf Café!
Wish us luck on our quest!
-Ino
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So that's it! This is one of my longer chapters! I included Sakura finally! Are you surprised that I added Itachi? I hope you were! So next chapter will be with Itachi, Sakura and Ino discussing some stuff like that and I hope I can include Sasuke in the next and maybe with Sayuri. Oh yeah before I forget HAPPY NEW YEARS! It's 10:51 as I write this to you! I worked on this all day and I hope you liked it! I really did google leeches by the way yeah got different stuff…weird I think I spelt it wrong though but I'm really tired… Well bye!
~Lily