Hey you guys; this chapter is a bit random; I sort of rushed through this chapter. I'm not sure where I'm going with this story, that's been happening to me a lot lately . I can't help it! Well I hope you enjoy!
A Big thanks to: All-Is-On 4eVa, .Saku.x, secrecy, and sasusakufan132
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Orange Chicken
"Sakura I'm nervous."
"Why it's just Itachi."
"Exactly it's Itachi."
"Ino you've known him since like fifth grade chill out."
"Easy for you to say you've known him for like your whole life he's like your brother!"
"Whatever, he's late!"
"Hmp yet he tells us not be."

To: Ino
From: Naruto
Hey what's going on?

To: Naruto
From: Ino
Nothing... He isn't here yet...bitch

To: Ino
From: Naruto
Good luck! Tell me when it's over!

To: Itachi
From: Sakura
Where the hell are you?

"Sakura I'm right behind you."
"WHA-? WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?"
"A few minutes since you two were texting on your phones. I'd like to say Ino I'm not a bitch... My brother is."
"I freakin love you Itachi."
"Of course you do Ino, hello Sakura."
"Hey Itachi, sit down so we can start I have a ton of homework to do and Ino stop giving me that look I am not a prude!"
"Of course Sakura we'll start right away."
"Okay now Itachi why do you want to get back at your brother?"
"Well Ino it's simple he's being an idiot throwing his life away and neglecting his work, he has many responsibilities."
"Okay Ino let me ask the questions."
"WHY?"
"If I keep letting you ask questions you'll start to do that weird ninja thing."
"Don't listen to her Itachi I do not go ninja!"
"Really Ino because in school today you tackled Naruto screaming believe it I'm a ninja."
"Lies all of them I don't know what you are talking about."
"I'm guessing she dropped down from the ceiling."
"You two are so mean to me seriously!"
"Ino stop yelling so loud everyone is starring."
"Then stop being mean to me."
"INO! We're getting off track and I need to do my homework!"
"You are such a prude."
"As much as I love watching you two fight we need to get on track I do have a meeting in an hour."
"Sorry Itachi now do you have any suggestions on how to get your brother back?"
"I do have a few ideas but I'd like to hear Ino's first; Ino put your hand down we are not in school."
"Shut up Itachi! Okay here's the thing my little bitches we want little Sasu-cakes to be jealous since he always is when Itachi is around. I have a feeling that even though Sak and his friendship are over he's still going to be protective!"
"So what's your point Ino?"
"You my lovely Sakura and you my lovely Itachi are going to hook up!"
"EXCUSE ME?"
"Sakura she means date."
"I know what it means but WHY?"
"Sakura that way Sasuke will be jealous and Sayuri will freak and they end the relationship and all goes into place! Plus you two are going to be FAKE dating so it's not a big deal!"
"There's one little problem why would I date a college guy who's three years older than me?"
"Duh so you can jump him!"
"I do not jump people Ino!"
"I can see what Ino is trying to say Sakura but we can just say we've known each other for a while and decided to try it out or what not."
"Fine whatever I'll date Itachi but where do we start?"
"Well my fine little friend you go to his parents first! Durrrrrr."
"Don't dur me Ino I kick-ass."
"Whatever Sakura Uchiha, I'm going to text Naruto now!"
"Sakura our 'relationship' will not be official until Friday when you come over at 5 for dinner."
"Okay...Well bye Itachi thanks!"

Should I go punk, rock or just plain douche bag?
To: Naruto
From: Ino
Sakura is dating Itachi but it won't be official until Friday when she goes over his house.

To: Ino
From: Naruto
What? I will not allow this!

To: Naruto
From: Ino
Chill it's fake to get to Sasu-cakes jealous!

To: Ino
From: Naruto
Fine whatever I'll let the rest of the group know

To: Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Chouji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino
From: Naruto
You guys Sakura and Itachi are FAKE dating yes Lee fake dating to get our little Sas-gay jealous. It won't be official until Friday at 5pm!

Pink hats are the cutest
"Are you ready Sakura? I told my parents I had a surprise for them."
"Yeah sure but if we're going to be a couple we're going to have fake names for one another."
"Sure I'll just call you Saki and you can call me...Itachi."
"Gee you're so original give me a name EVERYONE calls me and then I call you by your name."
"Fine we'll go without the names plus that's a little lame."
"True okay I'm ready how do I look?"
"Fine."
"I can't look fine!"
"You look pretty okay let's go in."
"Okay!"
"Mother, Father, Sasuke, and Sayuri I'd like to introduce my girlfriend Sakura Haruno."
"Hello Mikoto-san and Fugaku-san how are you?"
"Itachi, you're dating Sakura-Chan? Hm I always thought Sasuke would end with her."
"AHEM?"
"Oh Sayuri what's wrong?"
"I'm dating Sasuke, Mikoto-san NOT Sakura!"
"Yes, yes Sayuri I realize that. Why don't you children go into the basement or something dinner will be ready in an hour."
"Would you like any help Mikoto-san?"
"Oh Sakura no thank you, hey an idea why don't you stay at our house for a while!"
"Uhm excuse me?"
"Well you have a room here and all and I'm sure the clothes in the closet still fit you. You don't look like you've grown that much!"
"Gee thanks."
"Alrighty Sasuke, why don't you bring Sakura to her room?"
"Why don't you have Itachi? He is dating her you know."
"I know that my little Sasu-Cakes; but you don't want those two have any ideas in that bedroom!"
"Uhm gag, that's just nasty Mikoto-san."
"Yet you're letting me go in with her?"
"Sasuke you will do as I say!"
"Tch whatever."

Every bedroom needs a pillowpet!
"Hn. Here's your room."
"Thanks Sasuke!"
"Hn. No Kun? That hurts Sak-ur-a."
"Aw well Sasu-Chan people change you should know that."
"Still not over the fact I'm with Sayuri?"
"I'm over that trust me you two deserve each other."
"Hn. Thanks. So why are you dating Itachi?"
"I'm not sure; I really like him he's so nice and gentle and his eyes! OH HIS EYES just make me want to swoon!"
"We still are talking about Itachi right?"
"Don't be jealous Sasuke it makes you look ugly."
"You think I'm ugly?"
"Did you just look in the mirror? God Sasuke you are so pathetic!"
"I did not look in the mirror and don't give me that look!"
"Whatever if you're done here you can leave. I'm sure you know the way out."
"That's rude Sakura maybe I'll just stay here a little longer now."
"You so did not just jump on my bed!"
"I think I just did Sak-ur-a."
"Sasuke Uchiha prepare to DIE!"
"Sakura you're going to break something with that pillow of yours."
"Fight like a MAN!'

"OW SASUKE GET OFF OF ME!"
"Tch no."
"RAPE, RAPE, RAPEEEEEEEE."
"Sakura I'm pretty sure me sitting on your back is not rape."
"LIES ALL OF THEM!"
"Oh my goodness Sasuke get off of Sakura right now and you will do as I say!"
"Hn."
"SASUKE-KUN WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH HER?"
"Little brother stop harassing my girlfriend."
"You guys chill out we were having a pillow fight!"
"Aww well I'll leave now, you kids have fuuuuun!"
"Sasuke?"
"What is it Sakura?"
"Your mother is a little insane."
"You just noticed?"
"AHEM! Sasuke-Kun stay away from her! She's gross!"
"Sayuri I'd appreciate it if you didn't provoke my girlfriend. Sasuke father would like to see us both now."
"Sayuri hang out with Sakura or something."
"Are YOU insane no way will i hang out with THAT!"
"Saki stay on your best behavior."
"Whatever Sasuke."
"Come now little brother."
"Hmp I hate you."
"The feeling is mutual."
"Stay away from MY boyfriend."
"Listen girlie don't tell me what to do. You should remember the Uchiha's like me better and will always choose me over you."
"Little bitch!"
"Sweetheart try a new line!"

Lime green sunglasses is all I have to say
I hate that girl, I don't understand why Sasuke is dating her, she's fugly! Plus he and I had a pillow fight; when he's with Sayuri they go do drugs and shit.
Seriously I think I'm the better influence!
ANYWAYS I was supposed to be his first kiss!
Life is such a bitch!
Going to stop ranting and go AIM my friends now!

AIM
RAMENISMYLOVE HAS SIGNED ON
2CUTE4U HAS SIGNED ON
PINKHAIREDANGEL HAS SIGNED ON
PINKHAIREDANGEL: You guys I'm in the house
RAMENISMYLOVE: good what's happened so far?
2CUTE4U: give us all the deets
PINKHAIREDANGEL: Well his mom is making me stay with them
2CUTE4U: Oh so you're in you're own room?
RAMENISMYLOVE: figures you'd stay over they freakin love you. Seriously his dad HATES ME!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: Naruto you threw ramen in his face he has a right to hate you
2CUTE4U: WHAT? You never told me that!
RAMENISMYLOVE: Dude it was by accident! As in not on purpose! He needs to learn to F-O-R-G-I-V-E!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: ANYWAYS his mother made him escort me to my room because she was afraid that Itachi and I would get 'ideas'
2CUTE4U: Ew...gag
RAMENISMYLOVE: EWWW MEANTAL IMAGES!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: I know it's gross and while we were there he asked me why I'm dating Itachi so I said some crap about eyes and swooning
RAMENISMYLOVE: Ew...What'd he say to that?
PINKHAIREDANGEL: He asked me if we were still talking about Itachi!
2CUTE4U: Ohhhhh JEALOUSLY!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: not really he was just curious... To make him jealous I'd like have to make-out with Itachi haha
RAMENISMYLOVE: YEAH GO DO THAT!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: WHAT? NO!
2CUTE4U: Saki you HAVE to!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: FINE!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: oh and Sasuke had a pillow fight with me
2CUTE4U: wait seriously?
RAMENISMYLOVE: HAHAHAHAHA that bastard having a pillow fight with a girl?
PINKHAIREDANGEL: I was serious...
RAMEMISMYLOVE: DAMN! I always miss these things!
2CUTE4U: OMG! Did Sayuri see?
PINKHAIREDANGEL: yeah well Sasuke was sitting on my back and I was screaming rape and Itachi came in with Sayuri and Itachi was like don't harass my gf and Sayuri FREAKED then Sasuke and Itachi had to go somewhere and Sayuri started insulting me and then I made her leave
2CUTE4U: good the plan is going well
RAMENISMYLOVE: interesting...OOPS gotta go my cat is trying to kill itself again
PINKHAIREDANGEL: Naruto seriously go put it in the pound or something it hates you
2CUTE4U: no duh idiot you like never feed it!
RAMENISMYLOVE: NOT MY FAULT! He doesn't like ramen...
PINKHAIREDANGEL: no cat likes ramen Naruto
RAMENISMYLOVE: WHATEVER...AHHH GOTTA GO!
RAMENISMYLOVE HAS SIGNED OFF
2CUTE4U: Well Saki you know what you have to do!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: yeah I know gotta go Ino gotta eat dinner
2CUTE4U: GOOD LUCK!
PINKHAIREDANGEL: thanks I'll need it!
PINKHAIREDANGEL HAS SIGNED OFF
2CUTE4U HAS SIGNED OFF

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So like I said before a bit random and I did not edit it! I know there are many mistakes but I looked it over once or twice and fixed a few mistakes that were out in broad daylight. I was going to upload this like two weeks ago but I'm lazy… XD I won't be updating that much by the way...I brokeish my laptop . well the spacebar part..It's a long story and it's hard to type on here .
~Lily