Drabbles on Clockwork and the Fenton Thermos
Drabbles on Clockwork and the Fenton Thermos
I had lots of fun writing this, I hope you'll like it!
Do not own Danny phantom characters!
Vlad vs Dan
Clockwork, with his pet thermos Dan, was viewing the gear shaped screen showing Vlad master at his bed reading his scientist note from his lab. The man was plotting something serious this time around and the time master intent to mess it up badly enough so the fruitloop would never go back on it!
Vlad heard a knock on his door and went to open it, on the other side was Fright Knight holding the ring of rage, the ring that wearied with the crown of fire would aloud near unlimited powers to ghost! Or half ghost in Vlad case.
"Wonderful Fright Knight! How did you get it? It was on Pariah finger!" ask cheerfully Vlad at his new power tool that will allow him to crush all anti-ghost techs, including the Fenton's. The zillionaire was already viewing him kidnapping Danny and brainwashed Maddie to be his!
Fright Knight modestly answers: "Well actually I just use a fact so evident and easy to use that I felt insulted for not thinking about it before!"
Vlad raised an amused eyebrow, "Ho? And what was it?"
"I simply bring the sarcophagus of forever sleep in your lab that is in the living world, phased my arm in and drag the ring back!" answer the night. Vlad stare dumbfounded at this answer, 'that so simple! It's sure is insulting for not thinking of it before!'
"Anyway! You can dismiss while I plot my next moves with our new master card!... and if the sarcophagus is still in my lab, please bring it back to where it was!" The terror night bow in respect and leave Vlad in his room.
While Vlad was doing a funky dance he learned in his college years with Maddie and Jack, Clockwork was frowning at this situation. If Vlad use the crown and the ring, he'll destroy Amity Park badly enough to turn it into an original ghost town, people would run away and there would be deads, a good chances someone that Danny would accuse himself of not be able to save. But a smirk lit the time master face as he look at his thermos pet.
"What?" ask Dan. "You want me to ruins Vlad plans?" The time master nodded. "Forget it! I rather help him, than help the one who turn me into this freaked out thermos!" Replied Dan while motioning Vlad on the screen with his thermos head. The lonely Fruitloop was having a really stupid happy face while dreaming about his gain. "On the other hand I might let him just do it alone, he's a grown up least!"
But the time master keep smirking as he show his pet Thermos his cape, the same thermos gaped at the silent threat the time master intend to him if he don't complies.
"My cape! Nooooo! OKOKOKOKOK I'll do it! But give me my cape back now!" Dan was in near panic attack of 'Without my evil cape I'm no evil guy and just a funny pet to the others!'
However Clockwork simply and calmly says: "You'll get it back once you stop Vlad for sure! By the way, by keeping it, I'll protect it from all scratch you do to it while fighting to stop Vlad!"
"Point taken!" admitted Dan. "But I guess there's other restriction?"
"yes" answer flatly the time spirit "such as do not reveal anything linked to the future, or at least directly! Never being sawn by Danny, Jazz, tucker and Sam! That's all, so I hope you consider my few restrictions are not too heavy?" asked teasingly the time ghost.
"None of the four, hu….. Guess I can't destroy a building without attracting them so I can cross my big terrorist bomb tactic!" Mumble the animated thermos. Clockwork was glad that he chooses not so, it sure would have repercussions!
Dan was still thinking on how to ruin Vlad plans without his younger self noticing him, well if it was just the ghost boy it was manageable but there his nosy sister and his two acolytes of friends that are not so clueless than Danny. The thermos cape less was in Vlad secret lab where was standing in the middle the sarcophagus of forever sleep, when the thermos saw Fright Knight entering the lab to put back the sarcophagus into his haunted castled in the ghost world.
"God is with me! No! Clockwork is with me!" express Dan as he just saw the fright night with a genius plan in his head.
How Fright Knight let a thermos noisily jump to his foots, then being knocked off by it with an insanely strong jump and waking up a minute after to see the thermos was jumping away holding the soul's shredder in its mouth? Well the answer is that it's an incredibly epic sight!
Dan was running to Vlad rooms and sends him in his worst fear with the Fright Knight magical sword, the soul's shredder! Alas he hears the same knight stomping at his little jump, screaming: "GIVE BACK MY SWORD YOU…. What the horror of my horse tooth are you anyway?"
Dan was trying to make a 'yew' sound but with the sword handle in his mouth, it was adding more oddity in Fright Knight sight. While the knight was chasing at slow pace the thermos, Dan had an idea that might work.
The thermos began to turn on itself to gain some speed movement with the rotation and then throw the sword directly at its owner and purchaser. Sadly to Dan horror, Fright Knight blocks it with his palms, inchs of his head. Dan was sure it wasn't the first time people try this on him, but the thermos wasn't giving up yet and charges the knight to fight back the sword.
Well, what absolutely no one foreseen, including the omniscient time master, is that the five and half inch thermos beat up the 1m95 armor clad ghostly knight of fear. How that's possible? Simple, Fright Knight didn't move his position will staring in a still dazed amazement at the animated thermos, meaning the sword blade was still in his two palms inches away from his face. Dan had quickly jump again to his foots and fight a last strong jump managed to push the sword in the knight face.
The Fright Knight scream in horror struck when he realized, all too late, Dan actions and he puff out to his worst fear! (Dan might ask Clockwork later about it)
Vlad stop his victory stances when he heard his armor clad servant scream, that's wasn't at all normal for one: It's Fright Knight who just 'scream'; and two someone managed to enter his mansion and beat up the powerful knight! That could only be Daniel! Who else could dare to enter into his mansion and fight back a very feared and powerful ghost!
Clockwork answer to Vlad mental question: "well there's Dan who is Danny future no less, of course!"
Observer n°412: You gave us a fright when you told us that you send Dan Phantom to fetch the ring of rage and crown of fire!
Observer n°842: thank goodness you didn't release him from the thermos! And we will forgive you for inviting us to observe this uncharacteristic battle between the most powerful halfa of the present against the evilly powerful thermos!
Clockwork: You're welcome! I take bets! Same terms as before: I get all if both of you don't guess right the events, and since I know how it'll end I do not bet!
Observer n°842: I bet fifty undead bills he kill Vlad and cause a time paradox, since he killed half of himself!
Observer n°412: Fifty too that he's being discover by his younger self!
Clockwork: (smiling greedily) deal!
Vlad Plasmius turn into his vampire ghost self and phase through the wall into the alley. He had been nearly beheaded by the soul shredder if he didn't dodge to his left when Dan gives a battle cry to his right.
Rolling the air still invisible and intangible, Vlad took his battle stance and… deflated at the nearly over surreal sight: It was an animated thermos that was cussing at him for dodging the attack.
Vlad: Caramel-chocolate-Vanilla! What the heck is that!
Dan: Hoo! It been so long I didn't hear that swear!
Vlad jaw just falls on the floor at this witty banter even more incredulous than Danny's. Wait how those he know this… "You can talk?" Vlad was getting more astonished at each fact getting to his machiavellic head of his. Meaning that his brain of his that he gloat so much before, isn't helping at all here!
Vlad just barely dodge another attempt from this freaking thermos to slice him with the cursed sword. Now Vlad was nearly sure Fright Knight had been defeated only because he lost all his composure against such…. Well whatever it is, it sure disturbing!
The thermos made a jump from the sword knob to the roof and then jumps again even harder to the floor to move in consequences one of the wooden boards, that same boards just smash Vlad in-between legs real hard and unsuspected. The vampire and the thermos scream in thunderous pain as they both felt their sensible part hurt like hell. Yes Dan, even in his thermos is still connected to Vlad and Danny, so each pain they suffer, Dan will suffer them too.
Observer n°842: Ho no! I already lose my bet! No way will he ever try to harm him after that!
Clockwork: Since I'm in a gambling mood I give the right to change once your bet. But the second Dan his bring back here, the game ends!
Observer n° 842: thanks! I believe he'll try to 'eat' the ring and crown to use them to get out, so he won't destroy them! Still fifty bucks!
Clockwork: Deal!
Vlad was holding tears, and was mentally cursing the thermos with all pastry names he ate in his life. (Lots of them) Dan was cursing those freaking time rules that systematically backfire him whatever he do about it! Why those it hurt now and not when he was with Clock…. Of course! The time master was kind enough to protect him, but not enough to warn him about it!
Vlad register the thermos muffled sobs, that seems so close to his own, 'WHAT THE MARMELAD-SHEDDAR IS THIS FEOW! FIRST HE GIVES IT ALL HE GOT TO ATTACK ME AND NOW HE SEEMS TO SUFFER…. Just like me? FRUITLOOP!' Vlad was getting to believe he was getting insane, or least was sure facing a really insane situation.
Dan decides to try to knock up the fruitloop before he's clear his mind of all confusion he managed to set in him. He inhale a deep amount of air in himself, model it with his ghostly power and shoot his new attack, the ghostly ball of wail.
Vlad instinctively raise a pink energy shield, not knowing this anomaly got under his sleeves, eer….. Cap. The ball thrown at him was oddly translucid with green luminous water undulation at his surface. When it impact Vlad shield, the halfa was exploded fare, at the end of the corridor (nearly infinite), fare fare away with a green ghostly waves so characteristic of the ghostly wail trashing all pointless yet cheap furniture of the mansion. Looking at the mess he just made Dan realized he just act on anger impulse and that his blow will drag his younger self in minutes now!
Vlad had change back to his pajama clad human form, but managed to stirred up with just a mildly head hack. He grunted, that attack was hundred times stronger than anything he encounters, even Vortex don't give that kind of hard blow. Then Vlad think instantly at his mansion, he look and saw that his house had crackles all around, shattered windows and to second floor was turn into crater where Vlad went through! The halfa immediately changes back in his vampire ghost self and teleport in his room where was his vault with the ring and crown of the former ghost king. But that accursed animated thermos had just opened it with the right code: 'My little badger of son!'.
Vlad: HOW DID YOU ….
Dan: (perfect imitation of Vlad voices)'… managed to copy your voice and known about your most secret codes that no one in all the Spy conspiration societies managed to found?' Is that your question?
Vlad Jaw drop again at Dan mockery of his voice. Mean while the thermos quickly swallowed the ring and the crown. But just before he run for, Vlad grab him after getting out of his shock and go berserk on the tiny thermos that nearly ruined everything he got. He squeezes the thermos to make him spit the crown and ring. Once he got them he kick with all he got the thermos away before running the opposite direction.
Dan was pissed off to no end, because: one he got the same head hack than Vlad from his earlier attack; two, all pain he suffer won't be set back on Vlad of course; three, that kick of his is worst than shacking him!
No more thinking correctly, Dan began to inhale again, but this time he was a real vacuum-tornado-vortex that had drag Vlad back to the thermos. Once the wind died down, the halfa turn around to smack again this pest of thermos but he stop. He could feel a very dangerous and powerful aura around the tiny thermos, 'it' going to explode!' Vlad thought and he ran like he got a nuclear bomb at his tail, it the imagery wasn't so far from reality.
When Dan released his over powered Ghostly Wail ball, the thermos just realized he made to most unwise move he could in his tight situation.
Vlad broken Mansion had simply disintegrated under the wave's explosion and those same waves spread in the whole town of Amity Park, shattering all windows and making an earthquake o magnitude of 2 in Richter scale. Needless to say that it woke up all citizen including a Danny discovering a Fright Knight in a 'dear caught in the light' state of mind in his room.
Vlad was thrown at meteor speed and land/trash the road into a war zone crater, the crown of fire and ring of rage in his hand where in pieces! Five minutes after, while Vlad reverted back in human form still fuming from the epic blow he get, a man, clad in a grey black cloth, red pant, pale round face with a rapacious like nose and a red and grey-black melon hat assorted with the rest of his dress, walk to Vlad. Freakshow who had just managed to escape his prison had witness Vlad transformation and manage to recon the destroyed artifact in the billionaire hands. He took all the pieces in a bag and then ran away in the city shadows.
Mean while Clockwork catch Dan who had also been blown by his own attack, the thermos had taken double blow from Vlad and himself. Now Dan was barely able to move, and over irate to be saved by the time master in a starry sky night, it was way to perfect for the evil spirit taste.
Clockwork: Thank you Dan! With your tantrum you made me won a hundred ghostly bills from the observer bets!
Dan: (weak voice) you made bets? But you know all that's goanna happen! No? And I want 90% of it for giving my persona in this mess!
Clockwork: Ninety-ten? That so generous of you!
That' all hope you like, I did! Between the hurt translated to Dan by time rules, Fright Knight mysterious fear, Freakshow, the observer betting (I'm sure they really do that all the time) and let's not forget the not unseen damaged Dan made.
R&R for your thought, critics and flames! I said that I take all.