Drabbles on Clockwork and the Fenton Thermos
Hello readers, here's a new humorous chapy with our disturbing animated thermos. But this time I'll also reveal my personal concept on the Ancient, the very ones who had sealed Pariah Dark in his first war rampage.
Have fun! And thanks for your little comments, I love to know that people laugh at my little drabbles.
The seven divine Spirits
Dan was watching the three incompetent observers trying to catch a monkey they accidently let into the time master lair. It was really fun. Heck! Even better than tortured faces of crushed civil by his massive destruction! When he'll be free, he'll be a prank spirit! That sounds cool and fun!
"WHAT AM I THINKING THERE? I'M AN EVIL FREAK WHO KILL, RAPE, TORTURE, ABUSE, TRASH AND F### ANYONE I SEE!" the thermos scream, freezing the observers and the monkey holding the time staff in surprise.
In this odd silencing moment between each of them, the entrance door slam open and a jovial ghost enter.
?: Clocky! I'm out again! So now would you like to help me establish some order in the afterlife? You promise you'll help me if I get out of my magic book!
It was Joy, whose round white face was goofy with swirling or crossed eyes, a blue wizard hat with stares on it and a star shaped talisman on the top. A blue night wizard robe, with sun's, shooting stars, moons and any other astral things drawn on it. Under that same robe spread a white ghostly tail.
Joy was a freaking happy init guy. A jovial personality that would make any evil guy, alas most of ghosts, run for their sanity. But this very same ghost was one of the ancient that had battle against Pariah Dark, like Clockwork, Joy control one aspect of the universe. C.W. control time, Joy control rules. Rules such as gravity, chemical rules, psychologist, magic, absolutely anything including the time itself! But joy has one tiny condition/insane self restrain: he makes it so it's like a game! Joy is a spirit of games and rewards the winners with magical object: the time scepter, the gauntlet of reality even the ring of rage and crown of fire!
Dan sure hate the fact that such goofy spirit held so much great powers, why those the one who makes rules have to restrain himself with rules, it's just wrong…. Maybe not but it's still sound stupid for Dan.
Joy: Clocky? He's not here?
Observer n°12: Hum no he's not. Joy… how did you manage to get out again?
Joy: Hu? Ho that! Well Clockwork had put a riddle that I must solve if I want to get out of my book by myself and… I solve it!
Dan: Damn…. This guy is just too much even for C.W.
Joy: anyway, if he's not here at least I got you three! (Pointing the Observers) Do you want to help me organizing the ghost world? Please!
Observer n°365: Huuuum….. We'll rather ask you to wait for Clockwork to come back, like next year!
Observer n°60: Why don't you find yourself a more regular work than creating rules for the universe balance? Like creating a Casino! You would so love it!
Joy: …. Yeah… YEAH! I'll invite everyone! You, CW, Lilith, Pariah, Grim, maybe even Insanity!
Observers: …What have we just done!
Dan: those all of you guys are ancient spirit? Even Pariah Dark?
Joy: While Yes Danny! And you are welcome too!
Dan: IT'S DAN! DAN! DANNY IS FOR MY DIPSTICK SELF!
After he wailed at Joy the thermos pant a few times to catch his breath and then ask:
Dan: Could you tell me more about you guys?
Observers: Of course! We love too! Sit there nearby Monkey and Joy and let use show you who we are and where we from!
Dan, Joy and the monkey with the time staff sat in front of the gear shaped screen showing the past, the observers where around the screen to comment:
"A long time ago, at the ages of the very first civilizations was a king, it was Pariah when he was alive. Around him was an advisor, a churchman, his faithful champion, his servant and confident, his favorite buffoon and at last a young slave boy. In one of his conquest, the king had found a mystical chest whose guardian told him that to open it; he'll need six trustful helpers. As you guess it, those people would turn one day into the ancient spirits of the ghost zone. When we open it, each of us was gifted of a divine power, a power whose potential knew no limits except those we believe we had:
The king, Pariah Dark as been granted of the divine resources, never tiring or exhaust himself no matter what he do, once he died his powers resources where limitless, he use his crown and ring and train his body to help to unleash more power. The restrain of the king is like a river, the bigger the riverbed is, the more water it flows. He trains to be able to release more energy flow.
The advisor had been granted of the divine omnipresence! And turn up to be an observer, but he want to observe and guide all, and for that he multiply himself in an endless duplicates all able to be anywhere they want. Once he had conquered the present he now tries to conquer past and future as well. The Observers omnipresence powers allowed them to be where they want and when they want!
The churchman had been gifted of the divine omniscience! A logic that could deduces anything in the world and allows predicting consequences in a timeless speed. He became Clockwork, Master of time and prediction, who had understood the past, the present and the future. He had associated himself with the observer to travel to the key moments of history and guide all to the greater good he believes in.
The king's buffoon had been granted of the divine rules! He could twist the universe rules to his pleasure, yet it's the others smiles that he seeks and so he became Joy, spirit of games and rewards. Able to create magic and artifacts that could bend the whole world! Yet to gain his service, you will have to accomplish his conditions and games.
The king's champion had been gifted of the divine form! He who wishes to be anyone but a senseless killer in wars can changes his forms into anything he wants, even death his just a change that he can muster at will. Thus he began to be The Grim Reaper, hunting those that ruin his companion project always disguised, as an old lady, a mystical being, and simple rotten fruit of a destructive tempest. No forms his banned for him.
The king's servants and confident was a discreet girl, yet she was gifted of the divine authority. Whatever she expresses will be absolute truth, either is it a lie or reality. Thus she had swear and order herself to never speak easily and she became almost mute, hiding her stunning beauty in shadows, she gathers all's darkness, crimes, pervasions and secrets like she had when the king had confide his weakness. And she became Lilith: mother of all demons, demons that we create and feed when we slide out of the right way.
The king's slave wasn't really meant to gain a divine power, the fool of king didn't thought he too would have gain a divine power. But he did, before any of them, he receive the divine soul! His powers where matching those of the gods its selves! None of his dreams wasn't too unreal to be, none could resist to him! He held the absolute creation and absolute destruction! Breaking all's other powers if he ever wants too! Yet he lost his conscious and reasons, falling into madness while he wanted to be sane. He began to be Insanity, spirit of pure chaos and destruction, a spirits with no body that reside in its victim's mind. Now sealed away in a prison guard by Lilith, the only one who believe he could be saved of all.
And that is the seven ancient spirits…"
Dan: ….. wow…
Joy: Yeaaaaaaaah! That was awesome; you practice it a lot right?
Observer n°12: Kind of…. Glade to see we did a number on the thermos pet.
Monkey: Hou-hi-hou-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Observer n°365: No! Monkey don't stab the clock staff! It'll toke use ages to fix this watch!
WLAM-CRACK
Observer n°60: Ho god! CW will be made if he ever knows that!
Dan:…HAHAHAHAHA! Nice one Monkey! Now all that is missing is Pariah release at this very moment!
Joy: Hum…. I did float nearby Pariah castle and hear him say: "SOLDIERS! RISE AND CAPTURE ONE WHO DEFEATS ME! CAPTURE DANNY PHANTOM!" or so did I believe I heard… What?
The three observers look at him with frantic eyes, Dan stare at him with wicked smile and the monkey had clasped his mouth with his hands, just like the mute monkey figure. The same monkey ran to the time viewing portal and had return to his jungle.
Dan: You are sooo deep in it!
The end! Next stop, Grim Reaper appearances…. Or not depend on my inspiration.
See ya all soon!