Me: Welcome to the madness that is… DEATH NOTE MADNESS *dramatic pause* PART 2.
Mello: WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING BACK?
Matt: It's because, I'M SEXY.
Me: WELLOKAI.
Matsuda: Can we get a super fun party box? :D?
Me:.. the what?
Matsuda: youknow, the…. *** box…. ._.;
Me: …?
Mello: I think he means the sex box.
Matt: OOOHH. So kids call It the super fun party box? ….ladies~
Me: Mello, have you been talking to Matusda again?
Mello: Me? Pff, no.
Me: Then who told him about the super fun party box?
Matsuda: I heard Misa-Misa and Light talking…
Me: Dear god. WHY?
Misa: OHAI GAIZ! HAS ANYONE SEEN MAH LOVAR?
Me: You mean Kira- I mean Light?
Mello: I think I may have killed him…
L: No. I believe Light is sleeping with some hobos.
Misa: OHGAWD YOU LIE TO ME. WHY DO YOU LIE?
L: I don't lie.
Me: That's a lie.
L:…
Matt: OOO BURNNN~
Me: oh shut up about the burns!
Matt: Why? D:?
Me: MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN.
Mello: Pssh, THAT'S a lie.
Me: Your point?
Matsuda: LYING IS WRONG.
Ash: PIKACHU, I CHOSE YOOUUUUUUU.
Me: Seriously, who the h-e double hockey stick, let ASH IN?
Brock: I HIT ON OFFICER JENNY AND SHE TASED MEEEEEEE. AHURRRR~
Me: Ohgawd.
Mello: Has anyone else realized that Pokemon, IS THE MOST POINTLESS FREAKIN ANIME EVER?
Me: Well, the Anime sucks flaming duck butt, BUT I LOVE THE GAMESSS. xD
Mello: Srsly?
Matt: OHNOWAY SO DO IIIIIII~
Mello: I am surrounded by id-
Matsuda: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL POKEMON!
Mello: -iots
Near: What is this "Pokemon" they speak of?
Matt: WELL, It's a game where you catch and potentially abuse small Asian pocket monsters~
Me: SEXY, RIGHT?
Near:… That's why I play with toys.
Mello: SEXTOYS HURRR
Me: HNNNNGGGG STOP PICKING ON NEARRR.
Mello: Why? HE MAKES IT SO EASY.
Me: HE'S FREAKING ADORABLE.
Matt: AHA~ OWNED.
Me: Matt, can I ask you a serious question?
Matt: WHY THE HAIL NAWT.
Me: Well, when Mello asked you to die for him, WHY DID YOU SAY YES?
Matt: Well, it was the WAY he asked.
Me: How did he ask?
Matt: Mello? Care to tell mah wifeh?
Mello: "Matt, I need you to shoot a smoke bomb at Takada's body guards, so I can kidnap her. Oh, you're probably gonna die. You in?" And Matt responded with-
Matt: "Is there anything in it for me?"
Me: Go on.
Mello: And I said, "OHSURE. If you come back, I'll buy you a new DS game of your choice."
Me: You never got the game, did you?
Matt: GEE I DUNNO.
L: I think that is a very sarcastic "no".
Matt: Thank you Captain Obvious!
Me: YOUR WELCOME SERGEANT SARCASM.
Matsuda: Wait… I thought Night was Sergeant Sarcasm…?
Me: Oh yeah, I am! :P
Matt: So, does that make me Captain Obvious?
Me: No, that is L.
Matt: Then..?
Me: Pff, I have no idea.
Mello: Well, that was eventful.
Me: TELL ME ABOUT IT.
Matsuda: KLCHSFHSOIHOIHSD
Me: Wait.. something isn't right…
Matt: You mean aside from the fact the Matsuda just shouted, "KLCHSFHSOIHOIHSD"?
Me: Yes.
Matt: Then.. what?
Me: What ever happened to those two smecks from Pokemon?
Matt: Pff, I think they went chasing after Akane.
*meanwhile, in some OTHER writing void*
Akane: LALALALALALALALALA. HEY GENESIS!
Genisisthewolf: OHGAWD WHAT?
Akane: Are you one of Night's friends?
Genisisthewolf: Yes, no SHUT UP.
Akane: WHY AM I HERE?
Genisisthewolf: I. AM. BABY. SITTING. YOU.
Akane: OHOKAI.
*Ash magically springs from the floor, with Brock strapped to his back.*
Ash and Brock: HAY THAR SEXY.
Akane: OHGAWD. RANDOM ASIAN'S FROM MY FLOOR.
Genisisthewolf: But it's MY floor! D:
*Back to MY writing void~*
Me: Uh, Matt?
Matt: Yes?
Me: Are you not going to, gee idunno, GET your girlfriend?
Matt: Why would I do that?
Me: GEEIDUNNO.
Mello: Seriously, why would he do that?
Me: You guys are dorks.
Matt: But we're YOUR dorks~
Me: True, sadly true.
Mello: Could this get ANY worse? Huh?
Me: You know, when you say that, it makes me want to write something… DEVIOUS.
Matusda: Devious? :D?
Matt: THAT'S A BIG WORD.
Me:… no. is a big word. SHUTUP.
Matt and Matsuda: MIND BLOWN.
Mello: What in the name of everything holy does THAT mean?
Me: It is the fear of long words.
Mello: …Really?
Me: I kid you not. They made a LONG word,
Mello.. be the name for the FEAR of long words?
Matt: That makes about as much sense as Matsuda in a bikini.
Matsuda: DID SOMEONE SAY BIKINI?
Me: OHGAWD. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
L: Please join us again, when Matsuda is properly clothed.
Matsuda: I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!
Me: YEAH?
Part of my line got cut off again. -_-
I BLAME MELLO.
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING.
Hippopotomonstrose
squippedaliophobia
is a big word. SHUTUP.