I am so sorry it took me so long to update this. I wrote out a few outlines but then I lost them. Since it's been so long I came up with another idea how it will end. I am very sorry it took so long and thank you to Your-Worst-Nightmare for reminding me.
Also I would like to thank Link-fangirl01.
And kisses for all those who reviewed.
I will try to make the chapters shorter and at least once a week updates except fpr finals and stuff. Evil papers.
this chapter is for those who hate that postman.
I don't own Zelda, but Sheik's charitor interpretaction and the story is mine hope you like it!
A-hunting we will go,
at least by the end
"We're back!" Ruto screeched. Suffocating Link in a bone-crushing hug.
Sheik had faired slightly worse against his mother, he wasn't wearing armor, he was also in mid jump when Impa snatched him out of the air in front of him.
Link smiled at the rag-tag group that was trying to help. "So how did it go?"
Sheik extricated himself from his mother's grip.
Ruto sighed, "Well, we have good news and bad news."
"Mostly impartial news." Impa quibbled.
Link looked hopeful, then he took a deep breath. Did he really want to know after he knew? "Just tell me."
Impa nodded, "That good news is there is still a chance for you and Zelda to be together."
Link's head snapped up.
Impa explained gravely, "The continued debates are actually a good thing. It give more credibility to Zelda's case."
"And it gives Forore more time." Ruto stated. "Saria took the cat up with her?"
"Apparently." Impa stated.
"Crap, my fish!" Ruto warped out, screaming, "Hold on babies momma's coming!"
Sheik and Link continued to wait.
"And the bad news?" Sheik asked. Might as well get it over with.
Impa frowned, then pulled Sheik's cheek, "Oh, Mr. Grumbles is wanting to help his friend?"
"Yes Mother. 'Mr Grumbles' wants to help his friends." Sheik stated.
Link snickered, "Why Mr Grumble?"
"Apparently, I'm grumpy. I can't see why some one would assume that. I'm rather good natured."
Link and Impa snorted.
Sheik continued, "Or she could be referring to when I was a very young child on my own and hungry."
Impa's eyes turned sad, "An angel requires more energy. In Hyrule that energy comes from food or spiritual sustenance in temples. But the temples were closed off so…" Impa trailed off.
Link clapped a hand on Sheik's shoulder, "I'll feed you. My treat."
Sheik smiled gratefully. Then cleared his throat while Impa dabbed at her eyes, "What is the bad news?"
Impa swallowed, "For the plane to work the angels are collecting one of each race."
"Makes sense."
Link blinked. Sheik raised an eyebrow, "I'll explain later if you are still interested. Continue Mother."
"You might get a letter. All I am aware of is that a secondary plane one between this plane and heaven, is being materialized for the duel."
"Is that all?" Sheik frowned.
"The goddesses are being sticklers for information at the moment. The closest point that you could get there is in Termina."
"So we go to Termina." Link picked up his empty backpack.
"Yes."
"Then somehow miraculously manage to get onto the second plane?" Sheik questioned his Mother.
"That's the idea." Impa nodded.
"Link." Link stopped. "As much as I approve of you taking your homework along, lacking necessary supplies is going to be hazardous to your health. Besides it's raining." Sheik explained to his errant friend.
"Oh." Link ran to the door, it was a torrential downpour.
"Might as well pack correctly." Impa pointed out.
"Yes." "By the way Mother, why don't you or the others send letters?"
Impa grinned, "Good idea. I'll head up. Good luck you two." She teleported.
Link blinked at the empty spot, "Your mom's weird."
Sheik shrugged, "She's my Mother, what did you expect? We can't all be normal like you."
Link sighed, dumping out his bag, uncompleted homework plopping into a pile, "I'm hardly normal Sheik."
"Sure you are, what mortal doesn't have an angel show up, tell him he has to save Hyrule and slay a great evil?"
"It sounds like a video game or something." (oh I don't know, where could I have possibly gotten that idea? he he)
Sheik turned, "Well, then, I guess this is the part where we go rescue the damsel in distress and then the two of you live happily ever after?"
"I hope so. But I won't force Zelda into anything."
"We have to get to Termina first. Then your lady friend."
"Again with the to do lists?"
"Thou shall not mock the lists! It's the only way we get anything done."
Thus Sheik and Link packed, then sloshed out threw the mud. They were half way down the road when a man, his skinny hairy, like demon tarantula spider type hair on his legs, completely exposed to the world by his red shorts, leering red hat, and sickly pale skin. His voice was grating, the hint of it caused a person to freeze like a re-dead had gotten a hold of you.
"Two letters!"
He held them out. Link took them on reflex, anything to get the spawn of Gannon away.
"Onward the mail."
He turned and was about to run off, when Link hook-shot him in the head. Link walked behind a house into a deserted alley. (I've always wanted Link to do that.)
A short while later Link reemerged, Sheik shaking of the traumatizing effects of the shudder postman.
Sheik looked around, "Where did he go?"
Link gave a Sheik grin, "I should feel bad about trying him up. But for some reason I don't."
Sheik nodded approvingly. "So did you leave-"
There was a loud bomb being blown, explosion, or detinating.
"Ah, good man." Sheik praised.
Link chuckled, "That isn't the half of it. I left a bottle with Navi next to him."
"The chick who's stalking you in that annoying voice of hers?"
"Yep. That bomb released her, so that mailman is gonna have company."
"You did use glue right?" Sheik questioned.
"Of course. Hope you don't mind me improving one of your ideas."
"Not at all my good man. You were a goodie two shoes for so long I was getting worried that I might never corrupt you into the realm of pranks." Sheik stated magnanimously.
"I have a good teacher." Link exclaimed piously.
"It's going to come in handy with the goddesses." Sheik snickered.
"Oh, we will have so much fun."
"With impunity, now shall we brainstorm? The trip will go faster." Sheik's voice turned conspiratorial.
"Sure. Now for the Zora I was thinking-"
Oh poor Ruto. Well there's that. Please review and tell me what you think.
