"Don't you guys wanna see un?"
"What are you fucking talking about?"
"I already told you we're here to try and see his face un!"
"I don't know what the big deal is it's just a face."
"Yeah I agree with the fish fucker on that one!"
"Hey who are you calling a fish fucker you mmuph muphy mmfffach (chomp)"
"Ouch you bit one of my tongues un!"
"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COVERED MY MOUTH YOU KNOW I HAVE SHARP TEETH YOU IDIOT!"
"You don't have to fucking yell!" (back round) Ouch un! Ouch un! Ouch un!
After regaining composer "Lets get back on track un"
"Fine" the other two said
"Now as I was saying I'm curious and I know your both curious un?"
"How the hell do you know if I'm curious or not!" the grey haired one screamed at the blonde.
"I know I'm not curious" said the blue one tiredly
"Oh come on un"
"What if he's got buck teeth un?" (Echo) Buck teeth un? Buck teeth un? Buck teeth un?
The other two began to imagine Tobi the orange masked black haired idiot of Akatsuki taking off his mask to reveal an ordinary face with two giant teeth sprouting from his upper gum.
Both Hidan and Kisame (A.N If you haven't figured this out yet you're an idiot) began to wiggle at the sheer thought.
'I have got them now un'
"Or what if he's a Cyclops un?" (Echo) Cyclops un? Cyclops un? Cyclops un?
The other two began to imagine Tobi once again taking off his mask only this time he had a normal mouth but one giant eye slightly more to the right but so big that you couldn't really tell.
"WE'RE IN!" they both yelled
"Good then lets shake on it un" Deidara said extending his hand (again if you didn't figure it out by now your stupid)
Kisame and Hidan looked on in terror as Deidara extended his hand to shake tongue sticking out of it and everything.
"What if we just pinky swear okay." Kisame suggested
"Sounds like a plain." Hidan answered
"Whatever un" Deidara said
"On three ready."
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
"Deal" All three said.
"We'll get that mask off no matter what un"