Hello I think this is how you do this well um yeah I really don't know what to say except thanks to all of you who faved my story or put it on watch but could you please review like Katherineyuki cute, animefan29, Inui's bastard love-child I need the sel

Hello I think this is how you do this well um yeah I really don't know what to say except thanks to all of you who faved my story or put it on watch but could you please review like Katherineyuki cute, animefan29, and Inui's bastard love-child I need the self-esteem AND sorry about being so late with this chapter I've been looking for a beta so if you know someone who has really good grammar try to convince them okay : )

Yours truly Catgirl9696

"Wow you guys taking Tobi out for dango sure is thoughtful" Tobi said enthusiastically as he received his treat Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara watched him nervously.

"It's a miracle" Tobi said happily just then a bright light came down from the sky and sucked poor Tobi up.

When Tobi was gone Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara pulled a sign out of nowhere cheering "He fell for it!" happily.

REALITY

"Or something like that" Tobi said looking at the three other Akatsuki suspiciously or as suspiciously as he can look at someone with his mask on. Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara all flinched and slightly slid away from Tobi.

"or"

"Wow you guys taking Tobi out for dango sure is thoughtful" Tobi said enthusiastically as he received his treat Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara watched him nervously.

"It's a miracle" He flinched ready to be sucked up when nothing happened he sighed.

"I guess Tobi will be alright I'm just so happy you guys like Tobi" he said as he grabbed his dango it exploded turning him into nothing but Tobi flavored ash when Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara pulled a sign out of nowhere cheering "He fell for it!" happily.

REALITY

"Or something like that" Tobi said looking at the three other Akatsuki again Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara all flinched again and slid even further away from Tobi.

"or"

"Wow you guys taking Tobi out for dango sure is thoughtful" Tobi said enthusiastically as he received his treat Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara watched him nervously.

"It's a miracle" He flinched ready to be sucked up when nothing happened he sighed.

"I guess Tobi will be alright I'm just so happy you guys like Tobi" he said as he carefully poked his dango and ducked under the counter just in case it exploded I mean this WAS Deidara after all.

"Alright lets dig in" he said as the waitress hit him with a giant fish smashing him against the wall as he slid down the wall like some kind of liquid Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara pulled a sign out of nowhere and cheered along with everyone in the dango shop "He fell for it!" happily.

REALITY

"Or something like that" Tobi said looking at the three other Akatsuki again Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara all flinched once again and slid EVEN further away from Tobi.

"J-j-ju-just e-e-e-eat it T-t-tob-b-bi u-u-un" (just eat it Tobi un)

"Y-y-yeah j-j-just f-f-f-fuck-k-ki-i-ing-g e-e-eat i-i-t" (yeah just fucking eat it)

"Y-y-y-yeah I-I m-m-mean y-y-you j-j-just b-b-be-bec-c-cam-m-me a m-m-memb-b-ber s-so j-ju-just e-e-e-eat o-o-ok-k-k-kay" (yeah I mean you just became a member so just eat okay)

"Okay!" Tobi said as he lifted his hand to his mask

Meanwhile Kakuzu just happened to be walking buy looking for money on the ground when he saw his partner Hidan along with Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi in a shop actually BUYING dango to say he was outraged would be an under statement so he went over to give them a piece of his mind.

He popped up out of nowhere blocking their view.

"Oi you aren't actually gonna pay for those are you?"

"Hey Kakuzu get the fuck outta the way you fucking bastard or swear to Jashin I'll kick your fucking ass."(apparently I need to get some soap for Hidan's potty mouth)

generic fighting sounds (I have always wanted to say that)

"Ah that was YUMMY!"

"SO FAST!" The three criminals said the only difference being Deidara's un at the end.

"hn what was that Deidara senpai"

"N-n-n-nothing u-u-u-un!" (nothing un)

Thay turned to see the waitress making a disgusted face at Tobi.

"That makes me even more curious" they said as they sighed

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