Well, since we're sitting together, we might as well have some fun.
What are you talking about, Pettigrew?
Well, Snape. I'm really sorry about all the mocking my mates have done in the past. But, don't you think it's slightly funny?
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Okay, sorry for that. It's not funny at all. I'm sorry.
What do you WANT, Pettigrew?
Just to apologize, Snape.
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Maybe we could even be friends.
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Okay, fine. Maybe just pass notes to pass the time during this class. I know you don't like it, either.
What prank are you and your daft 'mates' planning?
What are you talking about? There are no pranks. And why did you put quotation marks around mates?
Because they can't possibly be your actual mates, could they?
What do you mean? Of course they are! Look, I'll wave to Sirius and he'll wave back.
Oh, I'm sure. Is he—he's not blushing, is he?
Of course he isn't. He's probably just really angry at Remus or something.
Why am I talking to you again?
I'm not sure, but please don't stop. I'm incredibly bored.
I'm sure, you don't have your Gods to look up to today.
What Gods? What are you talking about?
Merlin, your oblivious, aren't you?
Oblivious to what? Why are you rolling your eyes?
Never mind.
Okay. Hey, look! I think James is finally getting a response out of Evans! Go for it Prongs!
Where? What's going on? I can't see! Is she doing something? What's happening?
Umm, well their hands are under the table…she's smiling at him. He's making her laugh, I think. Yay, Prongs!
I'll kill him.
Oh, come on, Snape. He's not that good at Quidditch. Really, no need to get jealous. Um, why is the table shaking?
I'm not jealous, you fool! He has everything! Why does he have to have everything I wan—
Have what? What does Prongs have that you don't?
Lots of things.
Like…?
Nothing, never mind. I shouldn't even be talking to you.
Okay, if we switch the subject, can I still talk to you? I need to do something.
Would your 'friends' like it if you were talking to me?
Oh, no! YOU wouldn't tell them, would you?
Oh, what's the difference? They probably wouldn't believe me anyways.
That's a relief. It's a good thing you aren't popular.
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Oh, sorry! That was mean, wasn't it? I won't say anything like that again.
No matter, Pettigrew. We aren't friends.
I know, I have Remus, James and Sirius.
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What was that noise? Why did you make that noise?
Never mind. Why do you hang out with them anyway? Do they protect you from the monsters under your bed?
You're not supposed to laugh at your own jokes, Snape, it's not cool. And yes, they do protect me from the monsters under my bed.
What, do they tell you what's cool and what's not, too?
Yes, as a matter of fact. If they didn't, I'd probably be worse off than you.
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Oh, sorry! I didn't mean it, even though it's true. But, you were making fun of my friends. I couldn't just let you.
How noble. How far would you go for them?
What are you talking about? I'd do anything for them.
Die for them?
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Is that hesitation, I see? Interesting.
I'm not hesitating. I would die for them if the chance came.
So, if I told you that I was going to Avada Potter right now, would you jump in front of him to save him?
Yes…
Liar. You wouldn't.
Well, I wouldn't have to. Sirius or Remus would. Maybe Evans would, too.
NO! She would never die for that arrogant, big headed toe-rag.
She might. I mean, look at her now. She looks like she loves him.
Don't say that! She DOES NOT love him. How could she?
Well, he is charming. And good-looking. And nice. And funny. And just, how could she not love him?
It sounds like you love him, not Lily.
Well, I love him like a brother. Hey, you called her 'Lily.'
What? No, I didn't. I called her Mudblood.
You don't have to pretend to be tough for me, Snape. Besides, we're mates now, aren't we?
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Okay, fine. Still not? I understand. Want to play hangman?
…What?
Hangman. You know, you guess letters to find the phrase that I pick out, and if you don't get a letter—
I know how to play, you fool!
Then, what's the problem?
N-nothing.
Okay, you go first.
Do I pick a word, or a sentence?
You pick.
Okay, six letter word.
Um, Potter.
NO, you fool. So, is that six parts of the body? Or just one?
Just one, obviously.
Okay. Keep guessing.
Flower.
NO! What is wrong with you? Aren't you supposed to be guessing letters?
Yeah, but it's more impressive if you guess the word right off.
Well, stop. There are a lot of six letter words, Pettigrew.
Fine. A?
No. That's a leg, then. Right?
Sure. E?
No. That's another leg.
Aww, shucks. O?
Two O's.
Yes! Okay, okay. This is exciting, isn't it? Okay, um, I.
Yes, there's an I.
Yes! Okay, U?
There's no U. Arm.
Darn. B?
No.
Rats. C?
No. You lose.
Rotten tomatoes! What was it? That was a hard one.
It was 'Potion', you worthless piece of scum.
Oh! Why didn't I see that?! You LOVE potions!
No kidding.
Okay, okay! My turn!
Oh, joy.
This is fun, isn't it Severus?! Okay, four words, guess!
I.
WOW! You got one word already! You're amazing!
Don't get too excited. A.
Excellent! You're really good at this!
E.
Great! Wow!
H.
Not a wrong one yet!
S.
Oh, I seemed to have jinxed it, but that's okay. It's only a head.
O.
Excellent!
T.
Second word, Severus! Really impressive!
V.
You should get something wrong, I'm running out of nice things to say!
P?
Bravo! You solved it!
That's disgusting, Pettigrew. Don't respond to this note. I am no longer speaking with you.
What? Why, Severus? I thought we were mates? Come on! Was it something I said?
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Severus?
I H A V E T O P E E !
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