That night after the masters and captains had gone to bed all was pretty quiet and peaceful, but that was soon to change.
For in the darkness of the night, someone lurked. The figure moved swift and quickly like a shadow. The figure jumped from dark spot to dark spot being sure to stay out of light and all the while not making any noise.
Then the figure came to a door, and that door was the room of a certain jedi master. Then figure slowly opened the door and peered its two eyes into the room.
The brief light that showed that night broke into the room and shined onto the bed and the figure in it. It was jedi master Plo Koon and he appeared to be in a deep sleep.
The figure slowly moved into the room and the light shined on him revealing who it was. It was the Captain of squad twelve Mayuri.
Mayuri walked into the room and quietly shut the door behind him diminishing the light.
Then Mayuri tipped towed over to Plo Koon's bed. Then he stood next to the sleeping jedi master. Then Mayuri's eyes scanned the room as he looked for the object of his mission. Then he saw it shinning in the night. On the desk just across the bed was Plo Koon's light saber.
Instead of taking the extra few seconds to walk around the bed and grab it Mayuri went for the less practical option. He would very carefully lean over the bed and grab the light saber without disturbing the sleeping jedi master.
So Mayuri rolled up his sleeve and then leaned forward and reached for the light saber. Then he carefully put his knee on the bed and leaned forward.
Plo Koon made a snorting sound and Mayuri stopped moving. Plo Koon stirred for a little, but after it died down Mayuri continued moving forward.
He kept leaning forward the light saber almost within his grasp. Then Mayuri ducked down low and reached as far as he could, his long boney fingers grazing the light saber. His face only inches from the sleeping Plo Koon's.
But then Plo Koon's eyes suddenly opened and when he looked up he did not see the ceiling as he normally would but instead saw Mayuri's clown like face only inches from his own. The captain was breathing heavily onto Plo Koon.
Then quickly Plo Koon forced Mayuri off him and Mayuri flew up and hit the ceiling then onto the floor. ThenPlo Koon forced grabbed his light saber and jumped to his feet as his weapon flew into his hand. Mayuri stumbled to his feet. Then Plo Koon opened his light saber the bright light filling the room and he pointed it at the captain.
"Well Well." Said Plo Koon."If it isn't the tooth fairy."
"Easy, Easy." Said Mayuri trying to calm the jedi master as he pointed his weapon at him."I mean you no harm." Plo Koon raised his light saber higher."I only wanted to inspect your weapon there." Plo Koon looked at him with a raised brow.
"Tell you what Captain Mayuri." Began Plo Koon."I'll-"
"Don't call me by my first name I don't know you well enough." Interrupted Mayuri.
"You can inspect my light saber." Said Plo Koon. Mayuri gave a devious smile and reached out his hand."Right after I use it TO CUT YOUR ASS INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES." Then Plo Koon jumped into the air and came down at Mayuri.
The Captain of squad twelve gave out a loud shriek as PLo Koon came at him. Then Mayuri jumped out of the way as Plo Koon came down and hit the ground. Then Plo Koon got up and followed Mayuri around the room swinging his light saber wildly.
"Where you going bitch?" screamed Plo Koon as he followed him. As Mayuri ran he let out loud sounds of shrieks and panting while Plo Koon let out loud war cries. Then Mayuri ran towards the door, but when he turned around Plo Koon was on him. Then the jedi swung his sword but Mayuri ducked as Plo Koon slashed the door.
Then Mayuri ran and right behind him was Plo Koon swinging his sword slashing the walls and floors as he did.
Then Plo Koon swung his sword and Mayuri rolled forward out of the way. But then when he jumped back to his feet Plo Koon raised his arm and forced pushed Mayuri into the wall.
Then Mayuri lay there against the wall. Plo Koon then fell at ease. Then Mayuri stirred up.
"If that's how you want to be I'll attack with equal power!" he screamed. Then he pulled out his sword."Bankai."
Then Mayuri's sword grew in size and turned into a giant caterpillar with a baby's head. It grew to such a great size that it destroyed the ceiling causing debris to fall on the floor..
PLo Koon gazed at the spectacle as the bankai stood behind its master.
"Challenge accepted." He said. Then he noticed something, the bankai's mouth was open and was emitting a purple gas.
"In just a few moments you will be dead." Said Mayuri."My bankai is spreading poison into the air."
"Good thing I don't breathe the air bitch." Said Plo Koon as he pointed to his mask. Mayrui became enraged and lunged at the jedi master.
Mayuri ran up and swung his sword but Plo Koon block, then Mayuri swung again but was blocked again. Just then Plo Koon swung his saber but Mayuri blocked.
Then Plo Koon turned and raised his hand lifting the debris. Then he flung it at Mayuri.
Then Captain dodged and rolled out of the way of the floating attack.
"I have a few tricks of my own." Said Mayuri. Then he grabbed his ear and pulled out a sickle. Then he swung his arm and flung it at Plo Koon. Then jedi master ducked as the sickle came at him. Then Mayuri swung around and the sickle came back at Plo Koon. This time is cut the master across his shoulder. Plo Koon stepped back. But then as the sickle continued to fly it moved across Plo Koon's face. Plo Koon leaned back avoiding being cut, but then the sickle hit his mask and knocked it off his face.
The Plo Koon breathed in the toxic air of courasant. He put his hands over his throat and fell to the ground gasping for air.
Just then the jedi masters Obi-Wan, Saesee Tiin, and Ki-adi-mundi along with captains Byakuya, Kenpachi, and Soifon came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked Ki-adi-mundi as they stood in the doorway. Then the examined the scene to find debris and rubble everywhere, Mayuri stood with his weapon drawn then they saw Plo Koon on the floor.
"Plo Koon." Said Obi-wan as he ran over to his fellow master's side. Saesee Tiin and KI-adi-mundi joined him. The three ran over and grabbed Plo Koon. But they made sure not to expose his unmasked face. Obi-Wan held Plo Koon in his amrs.
Plo Koon gasped for air and gripped onto Obi-Wan's robes.
The captains went over to Mayuri.
"What did you do?" asked Byakuya.
"I merely came into the room to accuire his sword and he came at me." Told Mayuri."In our battle I knocked off his mask." The Captains looked over at the jedi."I assume as well, that our spirit energy allows our blades to cross path with their swords without being cut."
"Mask?" said Saesee Tiin."Mask, Mask where's his mask." Then the jedi masters all scanned the ground.
"Here it is." Said KI-adi as he reached down and picked it up. Then he handed it to Obi-wan who placed it on Plo Koon's face.
The jedi master quickly came back breathing the non-toxic and familiar air.
Then his fellow masters helped him to his feet.
"What have you done?" asked Saesee Tiin with anger and force in his voice to the captians.
"I did nothing." Replied Mayuri."Other than try to further my research."
"I knew something was wrong the first second you all walked in here." Said Saesee Tiin.
"We've tried to be fair with you all." Said Obi-Wan."But it seems it couldn't work. We will do what we must."
"What are you going to do about it?" asked Kenpachi with a smile.
"You are all too soft and weak." Said Byakuya.
"You are ruthless and uncaring." Replied Ki-adi.
"The time has come." Said Soifon."This showdown was clearly meant to happen."
"The force will guide us." Said Obi-Wan.
"Round two bitches." Said Saesee Tiin. The captains reached for their swords.
The suddenly the four fighters flung themselves at each other.
Plo Koon clashed with Mayuri, Ki-adi-mundi crossed blades with Byakuya, Saesee Tiin and Kenpachi were at round two, and Obi-Wan fought Soifon.
Plo Koon swung his sword at Mayuri who blocked, then Mayuri swung his sword forward but Plo Koon blocked. Then Plo Koon pushed forward causing Mayuri to stumble back. Then Plo Koon ran forward and cut Mayuri's right arm off. Mayuri stumbled back as his arm hit the ground, but surprisingly to Plo Koon he didn't seem all that upset about his arm being lost. Suddenly Mayuri's nub where his arm used to be began to fidget then suddenly a fresh new arm popped out.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" asked Plo Koon.
Saesee Tiin force pushed Kenpachi into the wall. The he ran up and swung his light saber but Kenpachi blocked. Then Kenpachi pushed forward and flung Saesee Tiin back.
Then Saesee Tiin swung his arm forward and threw his light saber at Kenacphi. Kenpachi ducked and the light saber flew by him then he continued towards his opponent. Kenpachi ran up and swung his sword but Saesee Tiin dodged.
Just then the light saber flew back over Kenpachi and back to the hands of its master. Then Saesee Tiin charged Kenpachi.
Meanwhile Byakuya and Ki-adi-mundi crossed weapons.
"Do you still think your force can outdo my power?" asked Byakuya as the two stood there.
"Your pride is your weakness." Replied Ki-adi."My resolve in the force is stronger."
"Lets' find out." Said Byakuya. Then he held his sword straight up and the blade began to disappear into pink flower pedals.
'It's the opposite of last time.' Noted Ki-adi-mundi in his mind. Just then a sharp pain was felt in his left arm. Ki-adi turned to see his left forearm bleeding.
Then he felt the same pain along his back. Then around him he saw the flower pedals. Just then Ki-adi raised his hand and force pushed Byakuya into the wall. Byakuya flew back but quickly sot back to his feet. When he looked up Ki-adi-mundi was charging at him.
But then as he stood right before him he stopped.
"Why do you falter?" asked Byakuya.
"I will not attack an unarmed opponent." Told Ki-adi. Byakuya raised his sword and the flower pedals formed around it returning the blade to the sword.
Then Byakuya lunged forward and swung his sword but Ki-adi blocked.
Soifon jumped and swung her sword at Obi-wan who blocked.
"Just so you know." Said Obi-Wan."I won't hold back because you're a woman." Just then Soifon swung her sword but Obi-Wan blocked. But then kicked him taking out his legs.
Obi-Wan fell onto the ground and then looked up at Soifon. Her sword was glowing red and had turned into a gold bracelet along her arm and middle finger.
Then then as she came at him Obi-Wan lifted his hand and forced grabbed her. Then he threw her against the wall. But Soifon was quickly back on her feet and charged him again. But Obi-Wan raised his hand and then force pushed her into the wall.
Soifon was up again but then put down by the force push. Then again, and again, and again.
Just then a cloak flew out from above him and covered Obi-wan's face. He could see nothing and began swinging his saber widely. Just then he felt a sharp pain in his chest.
Obi-wan quickly jumped back and pulled the cloak off. Then he saw Soifon standing deveral feet before him. Then upon examining his chest he saw a large black design on it.
"That's the power of my shikai." Said Soifon as she noticed Obi-wan looking at it."If your stung twice it'll kill you." Obi-wan grimaced at her.
Then all the battles continued on. Just then the doors flung open and Master Mace Windu walked in. The fighters all stopped what they were doing and looked at him.
"Oh Shit." Said Plo Koon in the moments of silence.
"What the hell's going on here?" he asked as he saw the combatants and debris all over. The fighters wuickly stood down."Masters I'm very disappointed in you all. What'll Master Yoda think?" said Mace as he walked into the room."Better yet how am I going to explain this shit?" He said opening his arms to the destroyed area.
"Now hold on." Said Kenpachi as he took his attention away from Saesee Tiin and towards the new master. Then he stood before Mace."I don't."
But then Mace flashed his hand across Kenpachi's face."Be gone." Said Mace.
Just then Kenapachi turned and walked off.
Saesee Tiin stood there with wide eyes."Why?" he cried."Why didn't we just do that this whole time?"
Mace walked over to Soifon and Obi-wan. He noticed the black mark on Obi-wan's chest.
"Get this off him." He said to Sofion.
"I will-" but then Mace flashed his hand across her face."get this off him." Finished Soifon as Mace left.
"You clean all this up." He said as he flashed his hand acorss Byakuya's face."And you." He said coming to Mayuri."You're at large."
Then Master Windu turned and headed for the door.
"Well." He said turning back to the other masters."What are you waiting for?" The beaten up Masters looked to each other and then went to join master Windu.
"Master we're sorry about all this." Said Plo Koon.
"There's nothing we can do about it." Said Mace."We can only hope that Master Yoda and the Head Captain don't catch word of this."
"Master what'll we do about all this?" asked Obi-wan.
"Just go to bed and look presentable in the morning." Told Mace."God tomorrow's meeting is gonna be awkward."
