A/N: 4th wall breakage ahead! Lots of insanity just for this part. Italics are the "narrator/author" part. You'll catch on…

Part 3: Pie

She gazed up at the sky, wondering what the feeling was. On the family rock farm, everything was so dull and boring…but that feeling was enough to make her smile again. She wanted to throw another party and make her family smile, as she knew that that was her special…

What are you doing? Oh, hey! I'm in control now! I know, I'll take over from this guy and tell you how it really happened!

Wait. Pinkie, you're not supposed to –

Come on, I can see you! You aren't telling it correctly! You're leaving a whole bunch out! Come on…can't I tell my own part? I won't give away anything. Pleeeeeaaaassseee?

All right. I'm going to regret this in the morning, aren't I?

Woo! All right readers, as you know, my name is Pinkamena Diane Pie…or just Pinkie Pie for short! I live in Ponyville, well, not anymore due to that issue of it being destroyed and all, and I'm not really sure where I'm living now except its in a place where…and I can't tell you that cause it won't be a surprise! Unless you've read the Rangers of Equestria Series Bible that he has on his computer. Wait, they can't can they?

Pinkie…

OK, sorry. Anywho, it started way before the feeling but after the Rainboom! You know, when I found my love of parties and I can go on and on about it cause that's when I got my Cutie Mark but you out there don't have Cutie Marks because B…uh, the guy who you haven't met yet hasn't gotten one. Well, he has one, but I don't like asking him about it because Applejack did and he went all shy and withdrawn. Also because the Princess says Cutie Marks are for ponies and not for other animals which is insane cause I swear I saw one on the creature I saw the other day!

Pinkie…

Anyway, it was after the first party and everypony on the farm was having a better time than before! I was making rock farming fun! Well, it was fun before, but not as fun and the author is glaring at me again and I should get back on track before he takes over and makes my chapter all boring. Hey, has the Princesses seen your previous chapters?

Just…you know what? You do whatever you need to do here. I'm going to get a drink and I'll come back to make sure you don't, I don't know, delete my hard drive. Or something that can cause me to lose my job.

Okie dokie loki! Anyway, as I was saying, the rock farming life was hard and boring. Even my party didn't liven things up any! At least my parents smiled more often but one night, I was outside of my bedroom cause it was stuffy in there and I was n the fields. I forget which one. Maybe it was west field…no, or the east? One of them. I was gazing up at the sky wanting to leave, but I didn't leave then cause I had to help my family lighten up more! I left the farm a lot later and ran into the Cakes in Ponyville. There's a great story there but I have to tell the Wave story.

So I was looking up in the sky at the moon, thinking about what to do when I feel something in my tummy. Not hunger or butterflies or even hungry butterflies but a great warming feeling of warmth and love! Filling me up and making me wanna sing! I forgot what I sang, but the feeling filled me with joy and love and power and laughter and bunnies and…not bunnies cause if it filled me with bunnies I wouldn't be here and the world would be all dark and nighty. I heard a bit of a voice as well, but Dimitria – you know who she is right? Yes? Good! Well, she said that it was just the last remnant of consciousness that the wave had. Which seems kinda freaky, but not really! It said something about me being needed in the future and to find my inner laughter which was a bit late, seeing as how Dash's Rainboom had done that earlier. And after that I felt happy and my family said they had felt a great joy for some reason and I couldn't tell them about the voice cause they would've thought I was crazy!

Finished?

For the most part, I am. Except I didn't tell them the part where he destroyed the monster! He was all "Yah!" and it was "No!" and he went "take this!" and the thing exploded and exploded again! Or did it?

…well, time to rewrite that part. Thanks Pinkie…

No problem! Except it's getting a bit late and ooh! The sun came out from behind the clouds! You should really turn your heater down, you don't need the heat! And maybe shuffle the songs on your iPod a bit more to add more variety to your day! And you need to cut your mane tomorrow, your hair I mean. You don't have a mane. Me and the others have manes, well not Dimitria but she can have a mane if Twilight perfects that spell and she can because of the strange energy around us now. And I wasn't supposed to say that was I?

OK, Pinkie. Back to Equestria for you. The next part in the Prelude will be the 2nd last chapter and

But I thought you said you'd have a chapter for each of us? Even B…uh, he would have gotten one!

Yes, well. A bit too hard to do that now. So stay tuned sports fans!

Wait, sports? This isn't sports silly! You readers know the difference between sports and fiction, right? It should be "Stay tuned fiction fans!" or something like that! Wait, you can't close the chapter now, I still have more to say!