Authors' Note: In this chapter, we find out that Germany has had sex with half of Europe...
"j-jah I have had sex vith a man…"
"who vas it?"
Prussia was reluctant to admit it, but he knew he could trust Austria with his secret.
"…G-Germany…"
"Ohoho…seriously?"
"Jah. It vas last year, vhen I vas staying vith him…we uh got drunk and ve started making out…It was my first time. He vas on top and he took my virginity."
"Ach, zat is no vay to tell a story…tell me in more detail…" Austria was a bit of a closet pervert at times…
"Okay, zo me and Germany vere quite drunk, I asked him questions about his zex life and he told me all zese incredible stories of his conquests. He mentioned how he had both Italy brothers at once and then how Spain joined in. Zere vere others too – apparently, him and England had fucked – he said that Englands' eyebrowz acted az an erogenous zone"
both men giggled at this
"I zen asked him how a man has zex vith another man, and he told me zat he vould show me one day. Of course, being like how I am, I demanded zat he showed me now, or I vouldn't believe zat he vas zo great at it. He kissed me, turned me over and began playing vith me down zere…he put his fingers inside me and loosened me up zo to speak. I…uh begged him to fuck me, despite being a virgin. He got some lube from ze bathroom and put it all over his dick – it vas over 9 inches, I svear it vas fucking huge."
Austria looked suitably impressed
"Germany eased it inside me very slowly…it hurt at first, but once I relaxed, it felt fine. In fact, I started enjoying it greatly – it got to ze point vhere I vas being fucked so hard zat I bled a little, but I did not care cos he vas hitting zat little gland inside me."
As Prussia finished his little story, Austria practically threw himself on him and shoved his tongue down his throat.
"I take it you like my little story zen, Austria?" Prussia smiled softly.
"Jah" He winked "I zink ve should recreate zat, don't you?"
"Do ve have any lube? I can't take it dry…"
"Yes, I do have some lube, actually, in the bathroom…but who says you're the taker zis time?"
"you mean…?"
"Jah, I vant you to fuck me, Prussia"
"Mein Gott…I've never…I mean, I'll go grab zat lube from ze bathroom."
Prussia quickly buttoned himself up and left the music room – taking special precaution to shut the door and look for any oncoming staff. Sensing the coast was clear, Prussia sprinted down the hallway to the bathroom and quickly rifled through Austrias' fancy medicine cabinet. He sorted through many bottles of expired medicines and vitamins (Austria really was a tightwad) and hair products until he found the lube (which was thankfully in date and unopened).
"Ahem, what do you think you are doing, Prussia?"
Scheisse.