Max p.o.v.

Today was the day of the swap and the girls is upstaris helping Esme pack. They been up there for almost 3 hours.3 HOURS! I mean really what is they packing? The whole bedroom?

"What is taking them so long?" I asked Edward

"They making sure Esme have all the things she needs for these two weeks." he said.

"Seriously! What all does she need? All she need is 4 shrits,2 pants,underware,and shoes because I'm pretty sure they have a washer machine." Micheal said

"Wait you have only one pair of underware?" Ty asked him

"Yep! But most of the time I go commando." he said proudly

"Ewww" Garrett said, wrinkling his nose

"Nope it's less stuff I have to take off when we have sex." Leasha said coming down the stairs with rest of the girls. They all came to sit in our laps.

"I bet Edward wear panties." Emmett said

"This is my last time saying this. I was never ever gay!" Edward yelled out loud

All of us looked at him.

"I'm not to sure about that Eddie. When Emmett gave you that plastic dick, you seemed pretty excited." Kate said

All of us laught. It seemed like Bella just wanted to disapper.

There was a knock on the door . Nikki went over to open it.

"Hello, we the camera crew for wife swap." A man said. When he finally looked up from his clip board he gasp.

"Wow! You beautiful."

Ty growled and got up

"Yes she is even more beautiful when she suck my -"

"Come In!" Carlise yelled coming downstaris, cutting Ty off.

When they walked in thier mouths had drop to floor seeing how beauiful we and the house look.

"Umm... Are you Mr. Carlise Cullen?" The man asked

"Yes"

"Well it time for your wife to going to record your goodbyes."

Esme came downstaris with so many suitcases that I couldn't count them .

"OMG! Did ya'll pack her room" Jasper yelled

" We just packed her 18 outfits and some shoes"Alice said like it's no big thing

"We really have to go so may you please sorta ... hurry up." the man said

"DO YOU HEAR US HAVING A FAMILY DISCUSSION! THE ONLY REASON YOU CHOSE US IS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU GOING GET SOME MONEY! I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW YOU CAN GET THAT OUT YOUR DAMN HEADS BECAUSE WE NOT GIVING YOU -"

"Nikki!" Esme said cutting her off in a warning voice

Ty put his arm around her waist and whisper quietly in her ear so humans can't hear. The camera people had a scared look on their face.

All of us gave Esme hug and kiss on the cheek after that we helped carry a suitcase to the limo. One final wave goodbye she was gone.

"Umm... you have to leave the house and come back at 3." The man said nervously

"Do not touch anything in our rooms." Rosalie said coldly to them. They nodded. We all left the house, but not before us guys jumped at the camera crew. They looked like they was going to shit in their pants. Good times!

Nora p.o.v.

Before the camera crew came I told my family not to listen to anything this new 'mom' says and if she make them do anything that they don't normally do yell at her.

I decided I going to wear my real expensive three hundred dollar outfit I got at the mall last week and I had packed some money too to give to them to have at least a decent meal. When it was time to go I kiss my wonderful husband and my three , I have no idea what their names,kids.I waved at them goodbye before the limo pulled off.

I clearly did that for camera. Now it's time to go to help this poor family.

Alice p.o.v.

I just had a vision that the 'mom' was going to give us money for us to have a 'decent' meal. I screamed

I HATE THAT BITCH!

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