Characters in this chapter: Shawn Michaels, Maria, Santino Marella
Notes: Haha. Santino's accent is pure WIN. XD
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Chuck E. Cheese!
Santino Marella and Maria were walking around backstage, chatting and stuff. "Santino, can you tell me something in Italian?" Maria looked up to him, smiling. "Of-a course Maria. Siete così bei." Santino laughed with Maria "Whats that mean?". "That-a means 'You're-a beautiful' my-a Maria." Santino smiled. "Aw, thank you, Santino! You're beautiful too." Maria nodded. "Beautiful? You-a mean handsome, right?" Santino looked confused. "Yeah!" Maria kept nodding. "Oh, grazie, bella!" Santino hugged Maria. "Oh, Santino, you know Shawn Michaels? That guy with the pretty hair?" Maria stopped hugging Santino. "Yes-a Maria. Why?" Santino put his hands on his hips. "Okay, okay, don't get mad but...but..." Maria bit her lip, not knowing exactly how to say it. "But what-a Maria?" Santino looked concerned. "But he kissed me. Please don't get mad, Santino!". "He-a kissed you?!" Santino looked around and clenched his fists.
"Santino, I asked you not to get mad!" Maria looked down. Santino sighed. "Fine-a Maria...I wont-a get-a mad." Santino smiled again. "Really?" Maria looked back up at Santino. Santino nodded. "Of course-a.". "Awesome!" Maria hugged him again. "Can you say something else in Italian, Santino?". Santino nodded. "Che cosa lo desiderate dire, Maria?" Maria giggled. "What did you say?". "What do-a you want me-a to say-a, Maria?" Santino smirked. "I wanted you to say something in Italian, and you did! What did you say though?" Maria looked confused but happy. "I said, what do-a you want me-a to say-a, Maria?" Santino put his arm around her. "I know you said that Santino, but what did you say in Italian?" Maria looked confused, and only confused know. "I said, what do-a you want me-a to say-a, Maria in Italiano. You know-a what? Just forget it, okay-a?" Santino laughed. "Okay, Santino!"
Shawn walked by. "Hey Santino. Hey Maria." Santino tried his best not to get mad for Maria. "Hey Shawn-a.." Maria looked at Santino then at Shawn. "Hey Shawn.". "Heh, Maria...you liked that kiss?" Shawn smirked. Santino gritted his teeth and looked at Maria. Maria tried to look as confused as she could ever look so she wouldn't have to answer the question. "Anyway. You want to go to a restaurant for dinner tonight, Maria?" Shawn was obviously going for her. "Okay!" Maria nodded. Santino's jaw dropped. "Maria! You can't-a go out-a with him!". "Why not, Santino?" Maria looked up at him. "Because-a!" Santino held out his hand. "Lets go-a, Maria." Maria shook her head. "Santino, its just for fun. You like fun, right? How come you don't let me hang out with the other guys?" Shawn let the two argue, watching. "Maria, we're-a already-a couple!" Santino looked at Shawn and shook his head. "But Santino, I already said it'd just be for fun!"
Shawn got sick of the arguing and decided to end it. "Lets just go, Maria.". "Maria! I'll take-a you to-a beautiful Italiano restaurant!" Santino held his hand out to Maria as well as Shawn did. "Maria, I'll take you to a...Mexican restaurant!" Maria looked totally confused, looking at the two. "Well-a, I'll take-a you to a...McDonalds!" Shawn looked at Santino. "McDonalds?" Shawn laughed. "I'll take you to...Chuck E. Cheese!" Shawn figured if it worked on the kids, it has to work on Maria. They might as well have the same IQ anyway. "Chuck E. Cheese? Okay...!" Maria walked off with Shawn, leaving Santino there looking totally confused. "Il dio dell'OH, quella donna è pazzesco..." Santino walked away, rambling on about how crazy Maria was in Italian.