In the carriage on the way to Hogwarts
I wonder what Amos did this summer" Jewzade said pondering on her question
The boys looked at each other and one after the other the hit her on the head
"oww what was that for?!"
"to wake you up we don't care what Amos did for his summer" James said making kissing faces
"well sooorry for being friendly"
"I'm pretty sure it's more than friendly Greytail" Siruis said Jewzadea looked at him and stuck her tongue out at him.
James, Remus, and Sirius all rolled their eyes and continued talking
"so what's our first prank going to be this year?" Jewzade said practically jumping out of her seat
"okay no more sugar for you Greytail" Remus said
"TO BAAAD!"
she yelled and jumped out of the carriage. At first they were all shocked, but then they realized that they were just pulling up to Hogwarts as they got out they saw Jewzade run into the castle.
BAM for the second time that night Jewzade was on the ground, but instead of seeing another student she saw Professor McGonagall.
"Miss Lang what pro-say might I ask you were doing?"
"whoopies hehe well you see professor I was walking out of the carriage because the and then for some strange odd reason I felt like somebody was tickling me I suspect it was a Kippen anyway so to avoid the Kippen's wrath I started to run but as soon as I got to the castle I tried to stop but some reason I couldn't and though the unexplainable force of magic I was forced to run into you to stop my manic running and for that I thank you professor." Jewzade said bowing at McGonagall this very fast with out taking a breath.
There was a pause
"can I go now?"
"yes Miss Lang and from now on NO running"
"YES Madame" Jewzade said and she sped off into the great hall
McGonagall sighed shaking her head and walked off the meet the first years.
In the great hall
"you know Greytail we were just wondering why we put up with your craziness" James said as they sat down at the Gryffindor Table.
"Because….. I am a girl and I teach you how to get girls, I am an awesome prankster, I know how to get out of trouble, I make people laugh, and you hang out with me because I am inescapably awesome!"
"Riight" Remus said and rolled his eyes
After Sorting
"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. Before we dig into our delicious feast I must remind students that the dark forest is forbidden, and I have gotten a complaint from the centaurs, that somebody is climbing the trees there, and scaring anything that walks past care to explain… Miss Lang?"
Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye, knowing full well that Jewzade would make up some crazy excuse to make everyone laugh.
"well" she said getting up and standing on her chair so that everybody could see her.
"as my friends know full well that I have a Otunic following me around. An Otunic is a creature that is invisible and enters into your dreams and makes you sleep walk, but a Otunic will only enter your dreams if somebody puts you into a trance and I have a feeling that one of the Slytherins aren't very happy with me seeing as I had turned their quidditch uniforms pink, so I am gathering that they put me into a trance which gave the Otunic a chance to enter my dreams. anyways I am guessing that while I fell asleep in History of Magic not offence professor, (she added) that this particular Otunic decided that it would be funny to make me sleep walk into the Forbidden Forest and while I was in the forbidden forest the Otunic left any way, so there I was in the middle of the forbidden forest awake and I saw a hippogriff come by it grabbed me and placed me into the tree so I sat there thinking of what to do next so while I was thinking a sort of spell came over me I was in a trance like state and it willed me to scared anything that came in my path so I did and when upon seeing a centaur I jumped down and scared him of course he wasn't very happy and he yelled waking me from my trance I looked up at him he looked down at me and then he said you are dead I screamed and ran all the why back into the castle stopping to say hi to peeves then ran right back into my History of Magic class and ended up falling asleep again and I must say this that all of that happened through the unexplainable force of magic"
Jewzade said grinning ear to ear and sat down. The was a pause and then the great hall burst out into a huge laughing fit.
"Thank. You. Miss Lang. for you lengthy yet entreating explanation and so who ever put that trance on Miss Lang please stop so she can know what year the goblin war was. Now let us enjoy an excellent feast!"
"did you practice that all summer or did you just make it up?" Peter asked in amazement
"yup" she said potatoes flying from her mouth
"well which one?" Remus asked
"both"
"what? Never mind I don't want to know" Remus said returning to his food.
Sirius and James still hadn't said anything they were still howling
"did you see the look on McGonagall's face?"
"priceless"
"you have to do that in the middle of her class Greytail" James said
"Right Prongs I'll do that when Lily agrees to go out with you"
"oh so you mean now?"
"your not going out with her" Jewzade explained
"watch" "Hey Lily looking fine want to go out? I'm sure you missed me, I missed you" James Finished rather lamely
"I'd rather eat dragon dung" she said looking disgusted, then turned her head and started talking to one of her friends
"told ya"
"she hates you mate" Sirius said
"just wait I'll get her yet" James said eyeing Lily
"you do that prongs" Jewzade said laughing