Epilogue
Disclaimer: I don't not own any part of the Artemis Fowl series. If I did, Arty's elf kissing days would SO not be over.
Five years later Artemis called his mother on the phone. "Hello mom."
"Hello Artemis. I've missed you."
"Actually, that's why I'm calling. Holly and I both finally have a 2 week surface visa, and I was hoping we could come stay at Fowl Manor."
"Of course! Myles and Becket will be glad to see their brother. And they have only met their sister-in-law once, at the wedding. They probably don't even remember what she looks like."
Artemis's parents greeted him at the entrance to Fowl Manor. They hugged him, then turned to Holly. They were going to hug her when they noticed what, or rather, who, she was carrying.
"Mother, Father," Artemis said, "meet Artemis Fowl III."