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Broken Knuckles

"What happened, Castle?"

"He ducked. I connected with the wall instead of his face."

"That's not what I meant."

"He asked if it was true that you were a better ride than everything at Coney Island put together."

"You swung at a cop over that? You knew this might happen when we started dating."

"So you aren't even a little turned on by my attempt to defend your honor?"

"Well, maybe. A little."

"Want to go to my place and prove it?"

"I'm taking you to the ER instead."

"If they splint it, will you help me shower?"

"My hero."