Miracle
"I hate being sick,"
"It's okay Scotty, with rest and my magic juice you'll be better in no time."
"Thanks Shio…ugh I hate throwing up first thing in the morning."
"How long you been sick now?"
"About three days,"
"You've been throwing up and having weird cravings?"
"Yep."
"Sounds like Chris knocked you up…"
"I did what now?"
"Chris! How could you impregnate Scott? You're not even married!"
"I feel so violated…"
"Oh don't encourage him babe."
"I'm ashamed to call you my friend!"
"Chris will do the right thing and marry me, right?"
"I think you need to sleep Scott,"
"Of course, we wouldn't want to harm the baby."
"Shut up Shio!"
"I think I like the name Melody."
"Can I be godfather to this miracle bastard child?"
"Yes!"
"I hate you two right now…"
After
"That was incredible Dunk,"
"Yeah…yeah it was."
"I love seeing you out of breath,"
"And I love hearing you moan my name."
"Touché,"
"So does this mean you'll let me top more often?"
"S'long as you don't tell anyone."
"Agreed. Damn our reputations,"
"We could always beat up anyone who dares laugh at us,"
"Patriotic wedgies for everyone, right Shi?"
"And swirlies for the really unruly ones Dunk."
"Sounds good to me baby."
"Hey Duncan Donut?"
"…Yeah?"
"Do you think MacLean is still listening at the door?"
"I dunno, let me check."
"Ow!"
"Yep,"
"I just want my room back!"
"Oh go cry to Scott!"
"You do know we're gonna have to destroy his tape recorder right?"
"I got that covered Shi, already hired Clay to do it for us."
"Clay? You're so wonderfully evil Dunk."
"And you love it…"
"That I do baby, that I do."
Crush
"You like Duncan don't you?"
"Sure, but he doesn't notice. What about you? Who's the skirt for?"
"For some reason, Chris MacLean…"
"Seriously? Well, if anyone can handle him, you can Scott."
"Right, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself. He wouldn't notice me if I walked naked in front of him."
"…I doubt that. You didn't see the way he was looking at you when you came to first hour in that skirt."
"So you think I have a chance?"
"You'll have to hit him with a mallet to get his head out of his ass but yeah, he's definitely open to the idea of dating. Especially if his date is as cute as you."
"That gives me an idea. Think they'd notice if we became…friendly?"
"I don't exactly relish the idea of Chris killing me but hey, I'm game if it means I get to touch those legs."
"Shut up. I know you prefer muscle,"
"Mmm, so true. Dunk's got some good legs."
"You're too cute Shio."
"Hey, if this plan of yours doesn't work, would you go on a date with me? Drown our sorrows in each other?"
"You've got a deal Horatio."
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Just some random convos from the lives of our favorite quartet. And that last one explains the scene in Envy. Shio and Scott were trying to make the others jealous but if it didn't work, they were willing to date each other. In the TDI universe, I can't see Scott and Shio together but in Academy, it totally works. I'm so tempted to write a fic with that couple but Chris might kill me if I did. I don't even want to think about what Duncan would do to me.
(And to clear up any confusion, in After, Duncan threw something at the door and Chris who had his ear against it, yelled Ow)
Also sorry to any people who suffered from StuckInMyHead-itis in the last chapter.
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