I got bored to I decided to start the next chapter like 3 seconds after I post the 5th XD

I got bored to I decided to start the next chapter like 3 seconds after I post the 5th XD

Funny right?

Well I'm pretty happy how this story is going so I'm going to give a bunch of warnings here, so read them!

!!MAJOR SPOILERS!!

From now on this story was Spoilers from the Arrancar Arc… Actually it had the whole entire story but when I'm talking about Espada you should know this story had spoilers.XD

Also, all what they say in the Arrancar Arc is reference to the Manga

That's about it -.-

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Disclaimer: DON'T OWN BLEACH! (If I would… I wouldn't be writing this story XD)

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Rahzel followed Ulquiorra like always. The only thing today was that she was going to the REAL WORLD. She'd been there but that was about 50 years ago, when she was 159 years old. She was only 9 in Arrancar years. Yea, she was 9. She had lived without anyone knowing for 9 years, Only Gin, Tōsenand Aizen. Weird right, but those years where pretty fun, she loved talking to Gin. He was funny.

As Ulquiorra stopped walking she bumped into him again. She stayed behind him as she saw they where going into Aizen's room, well where he kept that crystal… what was its name…? Oh yea the Hōgyoku.

Ulquiorra walked in Rahzel following next to him. She liked Aizen, but Gin was better and Ulquiorra was better then Gin. She looked at Aizen. He was sitting on is throne facing the dark night sky.

"The sky and moon looks better at night, Aizen-san," She said putting a childish smile on.

"Yes it is," Aizen said as he stood up walked closer to the two.

"You didn't have to come here. Ulquiorra, I want you to kill that Shinigami. Anyone could go with you, Dismissed" Aizen said with his half fake smile on.

"Yes, Aizen-sama, come on Rahzel." Ulquiorra said as he walked out.

Rahzel gave a quick bow.

"Bye Aizen-san," she said quickly following Ulquiorra out the door. As soon as she came out the door she had to stop as Ulquiorra was standing there. She looked from behind him Yammy was standing there.

"Is Fat-so going to come with us?" she asked as she moved next to Ulquiorra and stood next to him.

Yammy growled as he flung his fist at her but found it stopped. Ulquiorra's pale hand stopped the blow.

"Don't touch her Yammy," he simply said as Yammy growled again but laid off.

"He's coming with us," Ulquiorra said as he a portal appeared right next to him.

"Let's go," he said going in it.

Rahzel just walked in the portal as Yammy following her, this was going to be fun.

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"Yammy you idiot, had to make a huge crater?" Rahzel asked as she shook her head. She started taking the dust and dirt off the white she was wearing. She wore the same color of any Arrancar, black and white. She wore the same bottom as most Espada, There the same as Grimmjow's or Ulquiorra's. Her shirt covered her entire stomach and her right arm, but not her left shoulder or arm; right on her shoulder was her hole. And like most other Arrancar, she wore a sort of black strap on her waist to carry her sword. (Some wore it but not for there swords) (A/N: This style doesn't show any cleavage or anything inappropriate like Hallibel or the other girl Arrancars that where these sluttish things)

"Shut up Brat," Yammy replied.

She glanced at Ulquiorra. He zipped down the top of his shirt showing his hole. She shrugged as she stood next to him. One thing she felt that she hasn't felt in Las Noches was Hunger and suffocation.

This is the first time she felt it because this world had barely any spirit particles. She growled, she didn't like the feeling.

"Just put up with it, its good Yammy made so much noise. It will bring the person in faster," Ulquiorra said emotionless.

"Yea, yea." Rahzel replied in an uncaring way. She was happy Yammy couldn't hear there conversation.

"Bua! I came here a few times with me mask on, But the Human world is more boring then I remember! The spirit energy here is so think I'm think I'm gonna suffocate!" Yammy said as he looked around.

"Stop winning, you're the one that insisted on coming along, Yammy," Ulquiorra said.

"Psh, Baby. I have the same feeling and I'm not winning about it…" Rahzel murmured but that got me and hit to my face by Ulquiorra.

"OW!" Rahzel said as she held her now bleeding lip, she was happy Ulquiorra didn't hit her full on; she might have lost her head.

"Yes…Yes, Sorry," Yammy said half annoyed as he climbed the crater.

"What…?" he asked confused as the humans looked at him.

"What's with these guys? I'm going to eat now," he said as he used gonzui so suck the souls from everyone near.

"Baa! Yuck!"

"Of course, what do expect from such weak souls?" Ulquiorra said.

"It's the human world after all, you shouldn't expect anything Yammy," Rahzel said as she crossed her arms looking at the now dead people.

"Well that kept starring at me like I'm a freak!" Yammy pointed out.

"The humans can't see us, so they couldn't be starring at us," Ulquiorra smartly replied.

Rahzel chuckled from there conversation, Yammy was an idiot.

"I know! But I just don't like there damn looks. So, how many are we going to kill?"

"Just one, you can leave the others alone," Ulquiorra replied.

"We have to find this one guy in this whole entire place?" Rahzel asked in a lazy tone. She wanted to get back to Las Noches,

"I've heard presently in the human world, There at most three people with noticeable strength. The rest are utter trash, it shouldn't be difficult to spot him," Ulquiorra said as he looked at the field of dead humans, something caught his eye.

Rahzel looked where Ulquiorra was looking, she could see what had caught his eye. There was still a living human there gasping for air.

"What a surprise!" she said stepping closer to the human.

"We have a survivor," Yammy said with a smirk on his face. He walked to the human as Rahzel just walked back to Ulquiorra's side.

"Yammy might be over doing it you know," she said as the both ignored what Yammy said to the human.

"I'll stop him if he over does it too much, for right now just let him do whatever," Ulquiorra replied.

"ULQUIORRA! IS SHE IT?" Yammy yelled looking back at the two.

"Yammy you idiot…" Rahzel murmured.

"Look carefully fool, her spirit is on the verge of collapsing from being close to you. She's trash,"

Rahzel silently watched as Yammy chuckled and went to kick the human. Her eyes widened as she was two humans. One was a man that stopped Yammy's kick; the other was a woman that was standing in front of that other human.

"Huh..!? Who the hell are you?" Yammy asked confused.

"ULQUIORRA! IS THIS GUY IT?" Yammy yelled again.

"Damn Yammy, where right behind you…" Rahzel murmured again, Yammy was one of the few Espada that really annoyed her.

"Yammy… If you invested some time on training you observation and reasoning skills you could tell, it would be obvious that, he is trash too," Ulquiorra said as he just looked at Yammy as he chuckled and smiled ass he went on and attacked the human.

"Ulu-Qio-Rra! This girl trash too?"

"Yea, trash."

'What's up with Ulquiorra and calling people trash?' Rahzel though as she looked at Yammy as he went on and guessed what? Attacked the girl. Before he could hurt her an orange shield came up protecting her.

"That's… Un-normal," Rahzel said pointing out the obvious. The shield was cracked from Yammy's attack, stating it was a weak shield, she looked at Yammy, I guess he was talking to 'us' but actually talked to himself. We weren't listening, more like looking at the woman as she healed the other human's arm.

"What a strange human… This woman…" Ulquiorra murmured.

"Very…… Strange…." Rahzel said as she kept looking as the man's arm was completely healed.

"What should I do Ulquiorra? This one knows some strange tricks, should I tear off her limbs and bright her back to Aizen-sama,"

"No, that's not necessary. Kill her Yammy,"

Rahzel watched as Yammy attacked once again, but before he even touched the girl. Something else stopped him… Again.

"First, some weird humans popped up? Now a Shinigami? Damn Yammy…" Rahzel murmured.

"Who the hell are you?" Yammy asked as let his hand down.

Rahzel looked at the orange haired Shinigami. Her eyes went straight into his as she got a view of his Inner world.

'So he's a vizard? That's interesting!' she though to herself as she looked to see what the Shinigami would do next.

"Don't worry Inoue, everything will be fine…. AFTER I BEAT THIS THREE UP! Ban Kai!" The Shinigami said.

"Interesting..." Rahzel said as she walked a few steps closer.

"Tenga Zagentsu" The Shinigami said.

"See anything in his inside world?" Ulquiorra asked looking at the girl.

"Not in particular… just a monster,"

Ulquiorra felt puzzled by what Rahzel said. But he just went back to look at the Shinigami.

'Did he just say Ban Kai? Hey Ulquiorra... Is this the guy?" Yammy asked half confused.

"Yeah… It's amazing how you senseless ruckus lured him out so effortlessly… The orange hair… And blank Ban Kai… Yes, he's our target Yammy."

"LUCKY!! I'VE SAVED THE TIME TO GO LOOKING FOR YOU!" Yammy yelled happily, going to punch the Shinigami. But his sword blocked it.

"Are you the one…? Who ripped up Chad's arm..?" The Orange-Head said.

Rahzel watched as the two talked. But soon the Shinigami ripped off Yammy's right arm.

"Damn stupid Yammy needs better fighting skills…" Rahzel said as she crossed her arms looking as the both kept fighting.

"Hey! Looks like your getting your ass kicked! Want to switch before this guy kills you?" Rahzel asked as she looked at Yammy.

Yammy turned his head back, his temper was up.

"SHUT UP BRAT BEFORE I KILL YOU!" he yelled back as he started taking out the zanpakutô.

"Do you really think it's necessary to use your zanpakutô on someone like him?" Ulquiorra asked.

"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!" Yammy just screamed back, even more angry. He was about to attack when something happened to the Shinigami, he was failing to his knees. Soon Yammy kicked him.

Rahzel started chuckling.

"This guy is not very strong you know, he's just a show off," She commented. Yammy was enjoying himself again. He was beating up the Shinigami and was even able to hit the human girl. She looked at Ulquiorra as he was in deep though. Sighing, she looked back at Yammy but then another shield appeared in front of the Shinigami. More enemies?

Rahzel eyes widened as she looked at the people in front of her. She knew who they where…. Yammy should stop… Nah let him get killed. She watched as the woman that had just come started beating up Yammy,

'Yammy you idiot…', Rahzel though as she looked at Ulquiorra, emotionless as ever. She watched as Yammy was building up Cero, to kill the woman that attacked him. She was impressed how the man had blocked Yammy's cero with his sword.

"Damn…" she said disappearing when the man let out his zanpakutô. She appeared next to Ulquiorra as he was in front of her blocking the ray with his hand. She stood out of the way and went over to Yammy's arm as Ulquiorra hit him right in the stomach.

'You're a dumbass Yammy," she said as she looked down at his arm. A portal appeared under it and it disappeared.

"Fool, You too reckless Yammy. Those two are Urahara Kisuke and Shihōin Yoruichi. At your level it's impossible to win, no matter how hard you try," Ulquiorra said as blood dripped from his hand. He made a slash next to him causing a portal.

"Let's go," Ulquiorra said stuffing his hands in his pockets.

"You're leaving?" Yoruichi asked, taunting.

"Foolish taunting, we have no reason to fight either of you. And we could see that the one we where sent to kill, is no threat. Rahzel lets go," Ulquiorra replied as he walked in the darkness of the portal.

"Yea, yea." Rahzel said taking one last glimpse as the human world she walked in the portal and stood there. She looked back at Ichigo with a childish smile.

"Bye Strawberry-head! Maybe someday you and Ulquiorra-san or maybe even I could fight! But take care of that monster in there okay?" she said pointing to her head as the portal closed completely.

Rahzel turned around and walked on the smooth, light blue pathway. She caught up with the two other Espada.

"What did you say to the Shinigami?" Ulquiorra asked.

"Nothing…. important" Rahzel replied with a childish laugh as she kept walking.

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THERE YOU GO

Pretty proud if this chapter!

Oh and, Rahzel is smarter than you think, she knows like everything XD

I'm thinking of making an AU bleach story,

Rahzel will be in it and guess what she'll be Ulquiorra's sister!

XDDD

Strange right?
But I'll only do it if I get at least…. 17 reviews (Not including the 7 I have right now) that say "You should make that AU story!"

I'll have a lot of pairings… drama….. And it would take place in college time!

XD

Well that's it!

So long for now!


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