"Oh sweety you're home," what Sly would desribe as an older, rounder, more bubbly Carmelita.
Carmelitas mom hugged her daughter, so happy to see her. Completly unaware of the racoon on the porch with them.
"Can't...Breath..." Carmelita said.
"Oh, sorry," her mother said "So where's this handsome devil you told us about?"
"Right here," Carmelita said pointing to Sly
"Oh why hel...WHAT!" Carrmelita's mom said realizing who she was looking "Y-y-you..."
Carmelita's mom passed out
"What's up with her?" Sly asked. Although already knowing full well what the answer was.
Thinking quickly, Carmelita said "You have something in you in nose, my mom's a bit of a germaphobe,"
Sly wiped his nose with his hand
"Did I get it?" he asked
"No," Carmelita said "Ew go in the bathroom and blow it out. It's down the hall to your right,"
"Okay," Sly said "Off to pick an imaginary boogey," the racoon thought
While Sly was doing that, Carmelita dragged her mother onto the living room couch tried to wake her up.
"Oh..." the mother of foxy cop said coming through "What? What happened?"
Carmelita then explained the whole situation about Sly. How they beat Dr. M and how Cooper lost his memory. Then how she turned him into a cop, her partner, and now her fianse.
"I'm not sure if Tedward's going to like this," her mother said
"Like what Vixey?" (Carmelitas mom's name) a giant, muscular, male fox with dark blue hair said entering the house.
"Hi dad," Carmelita said
"Sweety pie!" Ted said hugging his daughter "I thought you said you'd be here tomarrow, I was just chopping some firewood out back. I better go freashen up before I meet my future son in law,"
"Accually dad," Carmelita said "I need to tel you something about him,"
"What?" Ted sad "He ain't a crooked cop is he? I'll staighten him up,"
"No he's a good cop," Carmelita said "But he's also..."
"Carmelita I think I got it," Sly said walking into the room
Teds eyes shot wide open, his jaw dropped. He was frozen in a state of shock.
"Y'know I think I left the seat up," Cooper said going back to the bathroom
"Dad it's not what you..."
Tedward suddenly screamed so loud in anger that somebody in Hawaii could probably hear it
Meanwhile in Hawaii, Dimitri was at a dance club with some hott females after doing some skin diving. When he thought he heard something
"Did any of you hotty hot hots eardrums pick something up?" the funky lizard said
"We didn't hear anything," the ladies said
"No dad it's okay," Carelita said
"Yes dear," Vixey said "Let her explain,"
Carmelita retold the Dr. M story.
"Okay the seats down," Cooper said "Is everything okay? I heard a scream."
"Oh that was..." Carmelita began
"I just pulled a muscle from chppoing wood boy," Ted said rubbing his arm "Thing hurts like heck,"
"Anyway," Carmelita said "Have you heard of all the crooks we've busted?" Carmelita pulled out some news papers she had brought with her and gave them to her parents
"You two caught Bobby Baggers bulldog gang?" Ted said reading the papers. Bobby was a big time gang lord.
"Yep," Carmelita said "You should see Sly with a night stick, he busted all of the bonehead bulldogs,"
When Sly became a cop, and no longer had his cane. Barkley gave him a new toy, a nightstick
"Is that so?" Ted said getting up
"No honey you aren't going to..." Vixey began
"Oh ya," Ted said "Time for a nighstick fight!"
Imagine to swordsmen dueling, now imagine those two swordsmen using nightsticks instead. hat pretty much was what a nighstick fight was. First to land a blow on the other won.
"Sly you don't have to do this," Carmelita said
"Don't worry Carmelita," Sly said "I won't hurt you dad, besides I'm always up for a challenge."
So with that Sly went outside, ready for the duel.
"You ready little man?" Ted said gripping his nightstck
"Bring it pop," Sly said
"Consder it brought!" Ted said chargeing at Cooper, determined to beat Cooper, ad in turn drive him away from his foxy daughter
Yet as he slammed his nightstick down, at the last second Sly double jumped to safety.
"You got soe serious muscle old man,"
"I'll show you muscle!" Ted said
This bught soon became almost a karate battle betwwen to kung fu masters. Like in the movies. Both fighting as hard as ever, every attack blocked, every stike doged, every move predicted.
Carmelita and Vixey were in awe at the show. these two were having.
"Playtime is over racoon!" Ted said swinging his stick so powerfully it could probably desrtoy a tree. A big, thick tree.
Yet Sly once again doged it and managed to stike his winning blow, on Teds butt.
"I win," Sly said
"What?" Ted said shocked "I used to rule at this game, none old fellow cops could touch me."
"Well I'm new and fresh," Sly said
"Grrr," Ted growed upset that he lost,
"I told you he was good," Camelita said
Ted had to admit that though, Sly had given him a major workout
"You to look tired," Vixey said to the men "How about some of my special lemonade?"
You haven't made that since I was a kit," Carmelita said acting like a little girl.
This was first time Sly had ever seen her inner child
"Sure I'll have some," Sly said
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