DISCLAIMER: STEPHENIE OWNS IT ALL.
MIKE
"Mike!" she exclaimed. I gave Edward a skeptical look. He looked at me with an amused expression on his face.
"What is he gonna do?" I asked. He just shook his head and motioned for me to look at the stage. I looked over at Alice to see if she would tell me but she just shook her head no and snuggled more into Jasper's arms.
Mike chose his song and walked over to the mic.
Plowing
these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here
she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of
sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a
throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a
foolin' me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns
her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only
one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's
sexy
Each time he said "She" he pointed at me. As if I thought his tractor was sexy. I giggled. As if I thought he was sexy.
We
ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn
put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with
the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more
teeny weeny ride before take her home
She thinks my tractor's
sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While
I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're
tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's
tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She
thinks my tractor's sexy
"What's so funny love?" Edward asked me. "He keeps pointing at me" I whispered "As if he thinks I think he's sexy. I mean can you say ewww?" He laughed and kissed my head.
Well she ain't
into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her
eyes light up
She thinks my tractor's...
She thinks
my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring
at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin'
while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my
farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets
me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's
sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
He finished and I felt a sense of relief. He is ridiculous I thought. I just don't know why he won't get the hint.
Music started again and he started singing.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk-a to me
A-lovey
dovey dovey one
Come sit down on my knee
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Tell you a story
Happened long time ago
A-little bitty pretty one
I've been
watching you grow
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
I bust out laughing. That was just too funny. Edward gave me a look. "What?" I said, not caring that what I said was barley understandable due to my laughter.
Jessica went up to the mic again and said "That was like awesome Mike. Next up is……"
A/N: THE SONGS BELONG TO KENNY CHESNEY (SHE THINKS MY TRACTORS SEXY) AND BILLY GILMAN (LITTLE BITTY PRETTY ONE)