Now Jessica was back on stage at the mic. "Like, that was, like, awesome Alice. Next is…"

"Oh!" she said "It's me!" she giggled. I rolled my eyes and sighed. Edward wrapped his arms tight around me. I looked up at him. "What is it?" I asked. "Nothing" he said "I just don't like what she's gonna sing, that's all."

The music came on and she started singing.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

"Never"

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

"It's nice to want, isn't it?"

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
(alright alright alright alright)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother fuckin' princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(I'm right I'm right I'm right)

"So not right."

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

"Nope"


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend


I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(and again and again and again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear

"Nothing that I have to say to that girl will be what she wants to hear."

Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

"That's not what everyone is talking about. I can guarantee that."

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

"Not a chance girlie"

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?

"You're not stupid. She is. What the hell is she thinking?"

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No Way No Way...

"No way."

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No Way No Way...

"No way"

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No Way No Way...

"No way"

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No Way No Way Hey Hey...

"NO WAY!!!!!"

Every single thing he said in between versus made me laugh. How nothing he had to say to her would be what she would want to hear. All of that made my love for him even greater. Nothing could change that. Not a clan of scary vampires and definitely not Jessica Stanley.

A/N: Sorry it's been such a long time. I really only started this story to get rid of my writers block. So yah. If I don't update as often I'm really sorry. So anyway I hope you like this chapter. Let me know who should go next and what they should sing. I try to work with anything. Thanks for reading.