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J Demands Answers

"No way he's back, E!"

"Gossip Girl doesn't lie, J!"

"Why would he come back, E?"

"How would I know, J?"

"Hey, E and J? Who's back and why are you freaking out about it?" Eric's current boyfriend, Jonathan Whitney asked as he entered the Van der Humphrey apartment

"No one," Both step siblings responded simultaneously

"Seriously. Eric? What's going on?" Jonathan demanded.

Before Eric could answer, Jenny passed Jonathan her phone with the Gossip Girl blast.

Jonathan read the blast then turned to Eric. "Eric. Who is Asher Hornsby and by the youngest van der Humphreys does it mean you and Jenny? Because I don't think you guys have any younger siblings? But I guess with your family you never know right?"

"You never told him about Asher!" Jenny exclaimed.

"No. But thank you for screaming about it, Jenny," Eric said through clenched teeth. "Jonathan, I never told you about Asher because it wasn't important."

"Well you know what, Eric! I find it kinda important! What happened!" Jonathan demanded.

Eric and Jenny recounted the entire Asher incident By the end of the story, Jonathan was unconisously squeezing Eric's hand so hard, Eric yelped, getting Jonathan to loosed his grip.

"So," Jonathan said at last, "You two were fighting over a guy." To their utter shock Jonathan began to laugh.

"What's so funny?" Eric asked hesitantly

"Oh," he responded, "I'm just picturing you two fighting over the same guy."

"Well," Jenny said, "I wasn't pretty. Asher called Eric a fag and lier then made me call Eric a lier too. We were fighting for months after that."

Suddenly Jonathan was angry, "He did what?"

"It's not a big deal, Jonathan," Eric said, "But don't worry. I got my revenge in the end."

Jenny laughed, "Oh yes he did. Outed Ash in front of the whole school and Gossip Girl."

Eric smiled, "Well that and something else..."

"What!" Both Js asked at the same time.

"Well," Eric said drawing out the moment, "Chuck was very angry when he heard what happened to his sweet...I heard that snort Jenny... little brother. So lets just say he got accepted to a very prestigious boarding school in France."

Jenny and Jonathan were disappointed, "How is that a punishment?"

Eric's smile got bigger, "It is if the school is a military school."

Jenny clapped her hand to her mouth, "You didn't E!"

Jonathan laughed, "Weren't you listening Jenny. He didn't. CHUCK did."

Eric turned to Jonathan, "So you forgive me for not telling you?"

Jonathan smiled, "Fine just stay away from him okay?"

"Not a problem." Eric promised. Jonathan leaned over to kiss him.

"Ewwwww! Stop it with the PDA!" Jenny shrieked Both boys began to laugh at her then make out again, listening to her shriek

Spotted: E/J heart to heart. By the make out at end, I would say it went very well. Can't wait till Jonathan meets Asher. That'll be a meeting no one wants to miss. You know you love me. Xoxo Gossip Girl.

Sorry this chapter was a little dull. I have another chapter written but I need this one first or my story wouldn't make sense. Review!