CHAPTER 5

DISCLAIMER: THE PEOPLE ARE STEPHENIE'S AND THE SONG IS "RED HIGH HEELS" FROM KELLIE PICKLER.

After she finished her song she bowed. Seriously. Bowed. I just rolled my eyes. She was such a… I don't even know what she could be classified as. She just was.

"Alright" she said. "Now, next up is…" she rummaged through the hat looking for another slip of paper.

"She's hoping it's you" Edward said in my ear. I looked up at him. "What? Why?" I asked him. "So she can prove that she's better than you." He said as he shook his head. Again I just rolled my eyes.

"Lauren!!" Jessica exclaimed. "She's disappointed." He whispered in my ear again. I laughed quietly.

Lauren went up to the stage and picked her song. She stood in front of the mic.

"Baby, I got plans tonight
You don't know nothin' about"

"Ugh" Edward whispered. "Another one about me."

"I been sittin' 'round way too long
Tryin' to figure you out"

She pointed at Edward on the "you" and he tightened his grip on me and kissed the top of my head.

"But you say that you'll call
And you don't
And I'm spinnin' my wheels"

"As if I'd tell her I'd call" he said.

"So I'm goin' out tonight
In my red high heels"

"As if I'd care."

"I'm gonna call up that ol' boyfriend
You says still has it bad for me
I'm gonna take him into town
Flaunt him around for everyone to see"

"Again. As if I'd care"


Well, you say watch yourself, baby
Yeah, you know the deal
Nobody holds a candle to me
In my red high heels

"Oh my God. She's even in red high heels. Look" He was laughing so hard now. Sure enough on her feet were four inch red high heels. God she is such a slut.

"Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now, don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels
In my red high heels"

By now she had taken the mic off its stand and began walking, toward us, through the crowd of people. And on every "you" in the song she pointed at Edward. I was on the verge of tears of laughter because of her.

"All those games you tried to play
Well, they ain't gonna work on me now"

"What a shame" he whispered


"I put a barbed wire fence around my heart, baby
Just to keep you out
Boy, you thought I'd wait around forever
But baby, get real
I just kicked ya to the curb
In my red high heels"

"How will I ever survive?" he asked me. I turned in his arms to face him. "I don't know" I said. "You might just have to throw yourself off a cliff." I winked as I said it to lighten the words. He just shook his head and I turned back around to watch Lauren make a fool out of herself.

"Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now, don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels
In my red high heels"

He held me tight as she came up to us.

"Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now, don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels
In my red high heels"

She stopped singing and said "You missin' me yet pretty boy?" in a sultry tone. I nearly fell to the floor, I was laughing so hard. "Lauren" he said. "I couldn't miss you if I tried." The crowd gasped. "Ah!" she said. Then walked away.

Jessica was back on stage now. "Wow, Lauren" she said. "Next up is…"

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A/N: WHO'S NEXT? LET ME KNOW!