[A/N] Requested by Sin Oan. You said it would be hard...It was a little bit. In the end, it ended up being mostly focused on Suigintou and Barasuishou. But at least I still managed it. There's a plus. ^_^

It's Easy to Silence Her

All it takes is to mess with the right person and viola. She is silenced.

Not long after Souseiseki and Hinaichigo had been brought back to the wakened world, Suigintou had appeared one day in the Sakurada household, accompanied by a guest.

"Megu said she just woke up and found her in a case at the foot of her bed. I have no idea where she came from, however I doubt she'll be trying anything funny any time soon – Megu's got her wrapped around her little finger."

During this exchange, the "she" Suigintou was talking about, Barasuishou had been investigating Shinku's shelf of Kunkun merchandise. However, she did turn her attention back to the dolls when Suigintou said, "Although you all might find this hard to believe, I am getting along quite well with the girl. Despite the fact that she can't show a single emotion to save her life, she is quite an...interesting creature."

"That's it, you've so lost it! Go on! Get out now, you! Before you infect us all with your craziness!" Suiseiseki had screamed.

Suffice to say, whenever Suigintou choose to pay them all a visit, she brought the Enju doll with her. The other dolls soon found themselves growing used to her presence, although it was probably going to take longer for them all to warm up to her.

Nevertheless, she remained by the first doll's side. That day, was no different. Although, it was certainly going to be a...memorable day. For some more than others.

It had started out fairly normal. Suigintou dropped by, Barasuishou not far behind her. Nori, being the optimistic friendly girl she is, invited them to have dinner with them.

After dinner was Kunkun, like always. However, this, is where things got interesting.

Suigintou, not finding any amusement in the show like her younger sisters, left the room the minute she heard that annoying theme tune, scowling at how childish even the mature Shinku and Souseiseki could be. Barasuishou, being unable to voice her own opinion, or even have her own opinion for that matter, followed her out into the hallway.

"Oh don't listen to that rotten little liar, Kunkun!" They heard Suiseiseki shout. Suigintou growled.

"Oh, how she vexes me," she hissed, folding her arms.

"If I could, I would rip out her throat so I wouldn't have to hear her annoying voice." Barasuishou blinked.

"Why can't you? You are stronger than her, are you not?" Suigintou sighed, closed her eyes, and raised her hands to her temples, trying to calm her headache.

"I am. However, Megu, being the goody two shoes that she is, has made me promise not to fight them. Since apparently, there is some other way to win the Alice Game without fighting." Barasuishou blinked again, then said, "I see."

The two remained in silence, listening to the dolls shouting at the puppet on the TV, until Suigintou opened her eyes again, smiling mischievously. The purple doll noticed this and asked, curious, "What?" The winged doll lowered her hands and placed them on her hips.

"How about a bet?" Barasuishou tilted her head to the side and echoed, confused, "A...bet?" Her friend nodded, her eyes shining with eager anticipation.

"Yes. Whomever can silence Suiseiseki for the rest of the day will get something from the other." Barasuishou's uncovered amber eye lit up and a small smile crossed her features.

"Very well then, Suigintou," she said, "I will take part in your bet. What are your terms for if I lose?" The white haired doll grinned, revealing two rows of perfect white teeth.

"My terms are, you do not sleep in your case tonight." Barasuishou blinked, looking disappointed.

"That doesn't seem like mu-" Suigintou raised her hand, stopping the doll.

"I wasn't finished. You must also spend all of tomorrow with Kanaria's insane medium."

"And who is that? How is that punishment?" Suigintou turned and started up the stairs, saying as she left, "Oh, you'll find out." Barasuishou blinked yet again (Oy vay, I'm having her blink a lot here. But then again, she doesn't say much, does she? -.-;) before muttering, "You didn't hear my terms." She then smirked, her eye glinting dangerously.

"But then again, I wouldn't want to disappoint you while you're in the mood you're currently in."

Barasuishou opened the door to Jun's bedroom slightly to find a frustrated Suiseiseki and Suigintou, and a bored Souseiseki watching the argument going on between the two sisters. Barasuishou smiled.

'Perfect,' she thought. She had just the right group of dolls collected in the one room. She opened the door further, the creaking announcing her arrival. The two arguing dolls ignored her, however Souseiseki turned around, looking slightly fatigued.

Oh, hey there, Barasuisho-" The room suddenly fell quiet. Why?

Because, in those very briefest of seconds, Barasuishou had ripped off her eyepatch, grabbed the fourth doll by the shoulders, and pulled her in, kissing her right on the lips. Suigintou and Suiseiseki could only stare in shock, while Souseiseki could do nothing. Eventually, the Enju doll pulled away, and licked her lips. Then, letting go of the Gardener, she turned to Suigintou and asked, "Do you think that did it?" Suigintou didn't reply.

Barasuishou turned to Suiseiseki, who could only open and close her mouth like a goldfish, and smiled.

"Yes, I do think that did it." She turned to leave, saying over her shoulder, "We will go over the terms of your loss tomorrow." She stopped by Souseiseki and bent to pick up her discarded eyepatch. Before continuing out of the room, she glanced at the doll and smiled. She reached up and drew her fingers gently along her jawline, whispering, "That was fun. We should try that again sometime." The rozen maiden blinked.

"Uh...what?" was all she could manage. Barasuishou giggled as she skipped on out the room.

The room was plunged once again into silence. Then, Souseiseki turned to the still dumbstruck dolls and asked, "What exactly just happened there?"

You got BaraBara'd, that's what. XD

Yes, a crappy Bara x Sou, which doesn't even focus so much on the couple itself. However, due to the amount of possible pairings, I might just have to revisit some pairings every now and then. So I might just make a sequel oneshot. ;D

Hope this is to your liking Sinny! Especially since it is absolute crap! ^_^

Requests would be greatly appreciated, however don't expect your story to be good.

Angel-chan x