Grimjow GX

Disclaimer: Bleach and Yugioh are © to their respective owners this is a fan crossover

AN: This is linear sequel to I Summon My Bankai. There is no need to have read it to understand this story.

Finally I fought Kurosaki only to have the end of my match stopped by that spoon of an espada. Here I am now bleeding out on some desert floor. That squad 4 shinigami captain healed everyone except for me. Great now I'm just as forgotten as that Ashido guy down in the Menos forest. Suddenly I noticed a familiar smell. I turned my head to see Szayel's lab in ruins and a big wooden snake thing being swung around by a red headed shinigami. I'd rather not know what's going on over there. But the smell…it was mood change gas! I had been exposed to that before when I followed Gin and Tousen to some city where everyone played children's card games. I swear if I end up back there I'm flipping a table; making a big mess! "I don't want to play Yu-Gi-Oh again! Screw that gas it made me into a nerd last time and I'm not about to die a nerd!" As soon as I spoke those words everything went blank.

I awoke inside of some dorm room. I looked at my wrist and –crap- a duel disk. I must be like a drunk man at the bar when it comes to card games; Never done. I looked around a bit and suddenly the door opened. Dum Dum Dummmm! A fat kid showed up. Why can't it ever be a hot model or something?

"Welcome to Slifer Red dorm." He said. "I'm your roommate Chumley Huffington and yours?"

I looked this kid up and down. "Grimmjow" I said before flipping the nearest table.

"Hey what did you do that for!" Chumley asked confused about my actions.

"I shall retain my dignity!"

"What dignity? Your at duel aca-"

I kicked Chumley in the dally bags before he could finish talking. Why? Why not? I then stormed out of the dorm. I know well enough that they'd have me playing card games. In fact I'm going to rampage everything in my way. In fact "Rampage" shall be my new catch phrase. I don't know why but it sounds dirty. I headed to the main building on campus; hopefully I could find a staff member or something and fight them to get expelled so I could escape dueling. On the way I ran into a girl who identified herself as Alexis.

"Out my way girl or your going to get Rampaged!" I yelled.

"And you're going to get sent to prison." She replied.

Well done I wasn't counting on that comeback. I didn't let her slow me down though. I reached the main building and went into the office of a Dr. Vellian Crowler. I kicked open the door and turned to see something strange. My face shriveled up like a prune. Yep, I've been drinking again. It was a person sitting at the desk with long blonde hair and something stolen from the wardrobe of Prince. I was as confused as a cow on Astroturf. I couldn't help but think 'who shrink wrapped this alien?'

"I'm a man" It spoke after a long awkward pause.

I left after that. I had the plan of threatening to rampage the first professor I saw but I think It would enjoy it. I returned to my dorm room. It was late now. The fat one was still on the floor. "Help me." I said as Chumley regained his composure. The whole while I continued saying those two words "help me." I now lay on the top bunk having shown my dominance as the alpha male among us. I figured I'd try again tomorrow. I think my room mate will attempt to walk to Mordor tomorrow as well. Chumley without a word, due to fear that I'd attack, lay in the bottom bunk. The continuous sound of me saying "Help Me" being the only sound in the room.

"Why are you saying Help Me for?" Chumley finally asked

"That's the floor responding to you standing on it."

Things grew silent again.

Morning came. I immediately went to the main building to confront a professor or whatever. I need to get expelled today if I am to escape the impending dueling. After a while of searching I found the She Hulk again.

"You expel me now! Or I'll um pee on your leg!" I yelled.

"Challenge Accepted." Replied Dr. Crowler "I see you're wearing the same thing from yesterday. I hope that means you've been up all night honing your skills. Or at least bought some new cards."

"No- and I tried that already!"

(Flashback)

"Sir I cant let you have those for free." Said the cashier.

"You're saying that because I'm broke! Hey everyone this store discriminates against the poor!"

(End Flashback)

"I see we have a Drama Queen. Fine lets Duel." Said Dr. Crowler

Seeing that we'd have to duel I reached for a card and Bam! Right in the kisser I was back in Hueco Mundo. I was merely having a bad dream. I knew I didn't have to duel. I control my own fate –Military! I'm glad I could escape a card based story without playing a single card. All is well that ends well. Wait! Oh no I'm still bleeding out lying on the sand! Well at least this way I can say it's finally over. What am I saying it's never over.

End?