Grimmjow GX
"No Never!…no..no" I managed to whimper. I had been yelling into the early morning and my voice was done for. I've since laid in my bed pretending that I'm a carrot. A No-Carrot.
" You gonna give it a rest? We've class tomorrow." Chumley said rolling over in his bed. I figured he was right. I really must be like a drunk man at the bar on these things. I got drunk and now it's a hangover. Question is can I sober up and not play cards because…I've lost my train of thought. Anyways moving on!
Two hours later it was 6 a.m. and I figured I'd just play along like I did last time. I got up and found that I had a schedule for classes I'm suppose to take along with a red school uniform. Where these things came from I don't know and I don't F-ing care. I put them on and went to find my first class; Chemistry. Why they are teaching that subject in a place called Duel Academy defies me but whatever.
I arrived at the class to see a familiar face. That girl Alexis who I threatened to run, On my rampage… Get out of the gutter! Anyways she was here wearing a blue uniform.
"Hey Alexis, We're in the same class!" I yelled waving.
"You again? Are you stalking me?" She said in disgust.
"One of my favorite things to pull up on the Googles is pull up maps!" I said defending my knowledge of the interwebs. She looked at me like she had nothing to do with the great and mighty panther king. But I knew better. She had to be into me. Even without my hollow powers I can still practice my brand of machismo all across the country. Why do you think they called me the Sexta Espada?
First block class and Bam! Yet another familiar face, unfortunately I wanted to vomit. Dr. Crowler was back and looking just as freaky as ever! I don't know its like he accidently the whole thing with an ugly stick. Choose your verb for that last part. Oh and Chumley was here too. We sat and had this long lecture on what chemist do and why we need to learn it. The only think I need to know is that Bleach plus Ammonia equals Mustard Gas. Learned that from Szayel and it's been my main killer/prank ever since.
I left the class eager to battle a pokemon.
'Grimmjow used stockpile. Stockpile 3! Grimmjow used spit up! It's super effective! Enemy punks fainted! Grimmjow gets 69 experience! -With Alexis Bing! I leveled up!'
I ran into Alexis after class.
"Hey Alexis I've an Idea for a company! I call it MyBad Inc. and I've its first product!" I yelled flagging her down. "I call it ….Who's this guy?" I replied to her.
She was with some blue haired guy wearing a blue jacket whose name I immediately forgot. Since I can't remember names of dudes I just met I'm calling him 'Mr. Bunnypants'. I don't know what he said but if he wants to pay the game well you know what this will end with.
"May I ask who you are?" Mr. Bunnypants said.
"I don't care if you've a sweet trust fund or a Ferrari I'm the only one allowed to bring stuff out of the blue. I'm Grimmjow Jeagerjaques! I almost beat Yugi Moto in the battle city tournament!" I replied hoping my last time here meant something.
"Prove it." He said.
"Well.." I had to think. I didn't have my deck. "Alexis I want you to follow my commands right quick." I said. She nodded deciding to humor me. "Alexis look at him then back at me. Then back at him, silly he's not me. Look in your hand. Now look at me." I said before floating in the air.
"What the? " the two said in unison.
"See I am who I says I am! I can fly!" I said surprised that I could fly because last time I couldn't. The only way this could be more awesome is if I was on a horse on a boat!
The bell rang, we were late for second block.
"Woo second block!" I yelled now on the ground running to class with my two new friends Alexis and Mr. Bunnypants. I don't know but I seem a bit happier now. Maybe I'm going through those stages of death you know. I don't know them but I think accepting that things won't go up hill is one of them.
Mr. Bunnypants left us because he didn't have the same class we did so my girl and I ran into our Foreign Language class. "Hey dorm manager!" I yelled entering in. The guy with the fat cat was our teacher. "No-Guy welcome I was just starting class!" He yelled back with a smile. Ok I was under the influence of a super drug/death what was this guy on?
"In this class as you guessed it I will be teaching you a new language." Dorm guy said.
"I already speak a few languages. Troll and Ebonics." I said taking a seat. I figured now with the Trix rabbit out of the way I could hit on Alexis. "Hey, wanna go out some time?" I asked her.
"Ugh, no. I get it you're a top duelist. But no thank you." She replied trying to scoot away from me.
Classic. I know this game, when a girl says no she really means Yes! "Hey girl you know you want to." I said scooting after her.
"Pepe le Pew! Will you stop harassing her?" This little munchkin of a kid said.
"Sorry I don't speak French. Besides I'm like a samurai version of Harry Potter." I replied before looking at this kid's name tag. "Syrus huh? Don't worry it's fine she's just misunderestimated my awesomeness."
"What was that? Did you fuse misunderstand and underestimated together?" Syrus replied.
"Heck Yeh!" I said standing up only to receive a hand clap from the instructor. "Good a volunteer. Come show us your knowledge of Spanish." Catman said. (Sorry I said I can't remember dude's names.)
I walked up to the board. I had to finish a sentence in Spanish. I know we speak Spanish all the time in Hueco Mundo but that doesn't mean any of us know Spanish. I wrote on the board: 'Me gusta tortugas'. Now looking back at it I should've walked up there like a zombie but whatever. Another kid walked up and I tripped him by accident. Oh I got a new invention I call it trip-o-matic!
'New from MyBad Inc. Tired of not seeing people not fail? For twelve payments of 24.99 you get the trip-o-matic! People will begin failing at life in no time!'
Before I could go on to detail how the trip-o-matic worked the one thing I feared more than anything was said by none other than Syris.
"Hey, I've just had it with you. I challenge you to a duel!"
"Shock le blue!"