Well rub my nipples with sandpaper and beat my wiener with nitroglycerin, somehow that bitch Syrus got me. How'd I end up having to duel just trying to get a call out from my girl? Fine whatever. See if I care it's not like I don't like to duel it's just you know.

"Come on now, no dueling in the class room now. You can have your duel after class." Mr. Catman the dorm manager said.

I was happy to see that the short one sat but what the heck. I thought the dorm manager was my hommie. Why you betray me? So I sat in class waiting for the beginning of the end of my coolness. I really didn't want to duel but it seemed there was no escape. I wonder if I can shove this garden gnome down a cannon and fire it so I wouldn't have to duel him. I went to my seat and waited for destiny. The bell rang and it was time. "Finish Him!" I said the moment the bell rang.

Syrus stopped me in the hall.

"Go charmander!" I yelled

"Wtf pokemon? Ok go Pikachu!" Syrus replied

"Charmander used ember!"

"Pikachu used quick attack, its super effective. Now can we get back to actually dueling?"

"Normal isn't super effective against anything!"

He raised his arm up and put on a duel disk. I rose up my arm and punched him square in the face and ran away!

"Toasty!" I yelled running at top speed. I'd lap an Olympic star 3 times in a 5 lap race if I could.

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I stopped at my dormitory. "Grimmjow wins Fatality!" I looked and saw a lawnmower sitting outside my room. I was on the second floor of a place that only has stairs. How'd they get this up here? That shinigami who defeated Nnoitra was sitting on it. "What the? A shinigami? What did you die as well?"

He turned to me. "Ok now I'm positive this isn't Disney land." He said. A little girl popped up from over his shoulder. "Ken-chan you went the wrong way I said left." "I did go left! Do you know your left from your right?"

"…A lawn mower? We going for the NASCAR Sprint Cup?" I replied looking at the shinigami's whip. "You know if you add some cardboard you can make a body kit for that thing." I said looking at the lawnmower still.

"Hey where's the oyster shack? I was supposed to take a left at the oyster shack and Disney land is supposed to be on the right, right?" The big guy asked me ignoring the little girl on his shoulder.

"Hey we saw you before!" The little girl yelled pointing at me. "I'm Yachiru and this is Ken-chan!" She yelled smiling.

"Grimmjow, hey look my hair is sky blue yours is pink and his is black… You should dye your hair light green Mr. Black." I said looking at their hair.

"My hairs not pink!" Yachiru said jumping down "It's light-ish red!" she said puffing up her cheeks.

"That's called pink." Ken said sitting on the lawnmower still. "So which way to Disney land? Yachiru wanted to go there."

"You dead?" I asked only to receive a kick to the face.

"My hair's light-ish red not pink! Say it!" Yachiru replied still mad about me saying she has pink hair.

"Ok how'd you two get here?" I asked curious of how going to Disney land landed them here. I thought this was hell unless Disney land is hell in which case Tada you've arrived!

"I wanted to drive but I didn't have a license but you don't need a license to drive a lawn mower. Hisagi showed me that." Ken said smiling.

(Flashback)

"Oh no Kenny you hit someone's car!" Yachiro yelled pointing at the bumper of the car. "Don't worry I'll fix it!" She said jumping down and writing a note to be put on the car they hit.

'Dear person we accidently hit your car! D= I know your suppose to write a letter about something but I don't know about what so I drawed you a kitty for you!

*Picture of cat*

Sorry about that!=p

Kenny and Yachi'

(End Flashback)

I looked at them and then at the lawn mower. I bet that thing breaks land speed records. Traveling down the road going 3/5 the speed of light on a lawn mower Yee Haa! Got ourselves a live one boys! Bust out the moonshine and wisky! That's the most redneck ride ever but whatever beats having to duel right? "Yeh, I want to go to Disney land too!" I said cheerfully "There's no room on that so let me find a shopping cart right quick!"

"Yay! We're going to Disney land!" Yachiru replied and with a sigh from Ken we were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ!

(A/N: I'm mad fanfiction cant display ascii's at all.)