[cut to PartlyInsaneEvilKitty at her desk. She has stopped typing. She looks at her roommate, Gypsebelloftheopera, who singing opera.]

PartlyInsaneEvilKitty: Oh Gypsebelloftheopera, I'm in a pickle. I'm having writer's block.

Gypsebelloftheopera: Why are you calling me by my fanficiton name? You know my real name.

PartlyInsaneEvilKitty: Stop trying to avoid helping me! I'm stuck.

Gypsebelloftheopera: Well, why don't you just write "The End" until you get an idea.

PartlyInsaneEvilKitty: I don't know...what about all the people following this story?

Gypsebelloftheopera: You're writing this before posting it online. How do you know if anyone will follow it?

PartlyInsaneEvilKitty: That's true.

Gypsebelloftheopera: Now make me a sandwich!

PartlyInsaneEvilKitty: There's a cafeteria! And we are on the Feminist floor...and you're a woman too.

Gypsebelloftheopera: Shut up, woman!

[One year later. PartlyInsaneEvilKitty is sitting in her math class taking notes. When suddenly a lightbulb appears over her head.]

PartlyInsaneEvilKitty: I've got it! [Stands up and shatters lightbulb over her head] Ow!

Continuing with the story:

[Merlin, Gwen, Arthur, Gwaine, and the Doctor are all tied up in Cendred's castle.]

Merlin: How did we get here? And were are Elyan, Lancelot and Percival?

Gwen: If you haven't realized, the author of this story has no sense of consistency. Also, the writer didn't want to deal with more that four characters.

Gwaine: I'm use to this sort of thing. Waking up and having no clue how I got there.

Merlin: Not surprised.

Arthur: We need a plan to escape.

Doctor: ( looks at Merlin) Well, if there was someone who had it in their power to free us, I know that someone shouldn't be so selfish to save themselves by letting us all suffer.

Merlin: You know Doctor, you're right. Thank you for volunteering. This is the perfect time you use that magic wand of yours.

Arthur: Magic?

Doctor: It's not magical and second of all, my hands are tied at the moment. Literally!

Merlin: You're hands are tied in front of you. Easy enough to reach inside your pocket.

Doctor: You're a cheeky little thing, aren't you?

Merlin: Seems like we have than in common.

Arthur: Okay, I get it. Both of you are having a big girly cat fight, but we really need to get out of here.

Merlin: You're father's a fairy!

Doctor: (to Merlin) Is he always this obnoxious?

Merlin: You have no idea.

[The doctor reaches into his pocket and get's his sonic screw driver. The bar door swings open.]

Arthur: Sorcery!

Doctor: It's science!

Merlin: Let's get going!

[They run out. They find Rose, Morgause and Morgana, they are both sitting next to each other, talking.]

Rose: Lol, 4 realz? he tot desrve tht.

Morgauase: I knw rght?

Morgana: Thts y I want 2 tak ovr & b queen.

[ Rose see's the others peering from behind a wall.]

Rose: Lisen Mor's I 3 u both, but I got 2 go 2 toilt.

Morgana: ?

Rose: Chamber pot. More talk after.

Morgause: XD

Morgana: Ok, because I total trust u not 2 run away.

[Rose runs over to where the others are.]

Rose: U guys. Wht u doin here?

Merlin: What?

Rose: Sorry, what are you guys doing here.

Doctor: We are here to rescue you and get the TARDIS back. Did you see where they are keeping it?

Rose: It's in the tallest tower.

Arthur: Well, how are we supposed to get up there without getting caught?

Rose: There is a window.

Gwen: I am not rock climbing up to the tallest tower!

Merlin: Neither am I.

Doctor: It's too bad that someone doesn't have a flying friend who could help us get up there.

Merlin: No.

Doctor: Please, we need him.

Merlin: I said no.

Arthur:What are you two talking about.

Doctor: Merlin, if you care about the future of the entire world, you will call for him.

[Merlin sighs.]

Merlin: Everyone outside.

[They all go outside of the castle. Merlin takes a deep breath and looks at Arthur.]

Merlin: Arthur, don't hate me.

Arthur: What are you talking about? How could I hate you?

Merlin: drakon,!

[Merlin turns towards Arthur. Arthur is shocked frozen.]

Gwaine: That was awesome Merlin! What did you just do?

Merlin: Call the Great Dragon.

Rose: Aka John Hurt.

Gwen: Wait, but Arthur killed the great dragon.

Merlin: [looks at Arthur] Arthur?

[Arthur remains frozen]

Merlin: Arthur?

[Arthur still doesn't move.]

Gwaine: I think you broke him.

Merlin: Arthur, I'm sorry about lying to you.

[Still Arthur is still. The dragon arrives.]

Kilgarah: Young dragonlord, you called?

Merlin: We need to get to the tallest tower to get to the TARDIS. Will you help us?

Kilgarah: I am not a horse!

Merlin: Please.

Kilgarah: Okay. [See's the prince.] What happened to the young pendragon?

Merlin: His brain's trying to catch up. Now everyone, help me get Arthur onto Kilgarah.

[ Gwaine put's Arthur over his shoulder.]

Merlin: Impressive.

[Gwaine puts Arthur on the dragon's back. The other's get on.]

Gwen: Merlin, I'm a bit disappointed that you never told me about this.

Merlin: Sorry, but let's just say I'm a bit paranoid about dying.

Gwaine: Don't blame you mate.

Merlin: Also, I probably should mention this too before things get worse: I'm a warlock.

Arthur: lsdjzkl.

Merlin: Alright . . . Kilgarah, Yipyip!

Kilgarah: Want to run that by me again?

Merlin: Sorry, whenever you are ready.

Kilgarah: That's better.

[the are all flying up. Everyone is very silent.]

Arthur: So Merlin...

Merlin: Oh I see you're working again.

Arthur: You're a dragon lord.

Merlin: . . . yes.

Arthur: And you have magic.

Merlin: . . . pretty much.

[Long moment of silence.]

Arthur: Okay then.

[Merlin looks at Arthur with surprise.]

Merlin: Really? That's it?

[More silence. They get to the window of the tallest tower. The pile through the window, one by one. The TARDIS is in the corner. When they are all in, Merlin looks at Arthur.]

Merlin: Well, thank you Arthur. I never thought you'd be so understanding-

Arthur: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[Arthur tackles Merlin to the ground.]

Merlin: OW! Help!

Gwen: Arthur!

Arthur: You're a sorcerer! You're evil. You lied to me. You are despicable! I'm your friend, how could you not trust me with your secret? I can't believe you would betray me like this! I'm going to turn you in to my father! Why would you think I would turn you in?

Rose: What's going on?

Doctor: It seems parallel universes have collided. He's saying all the possible things Arthur might say in this situation.

Arthur: I'm so hurt! I can't believe you've had to live a lie. I'm an idiot! You're an idiot! It was you who freed the dragon! You have saved my life so many times, I'm so grateful. I'll keep your secret! You're banished! Don't leave!

[Arthur hugs Merlin]

Arthur: You're my best friend. I'm so sorry.

Audience: Awww.

Slash fans: Yes!

Bromance fans: Yes!

Slash fans: This is proof of their undying love for each other!

Bromance fans: What are you talking about? It just showing how amazing their friendship is!

[They all get into a fight. It was a bloody war which lasted for five long years. Children cried at the sight or mangled bodies on the floor. There were peace talks, but no one seemed to be able to stop the horror. People lost their humanity in the process. From then on, people describe Arthur's and Merlin's on screen chemistry as unspeakable, in fear of returning the land to chaos. ]

Doctor: Well, now that's all settled. We should all get out of here before the witch sisters arrive.

[They all get into the TARDIS]

Merlin: This is amazing!

Arthur: Sorcery!

Merlin: Arthur!

Arthur: Sorry, force of habit.

Doctor: So let's get you all back to Camelot and then Rose and I will continue on our journeys.

[They arrive in the forest that is just outside of Camelot. They all step out of the TARDIS. Meanwhile the 11th doctor and Amy are walking by.]

11th: For the last time Amy, Camelot really does exist.

Amy: I don't believe you.

11th: Let me prove it to you, besides, I owe someone a drink.

[They walk away. Rose the the Doctor watch them leave.]

Rose: Who the hell were they?

Doctor: I don't know, but did you see that ridiculous bow tie he was wearing? Who would ever think that's cool?

Arthur: Well, doctor, this seems to be goodbye.

Doctor: Yes it does.

Gwaine: If you're ever around this century again, come by for a couple of drinks. Promise?

Doctor: I promise.

[They all shake hands. Arthur and Gwaine start walking away.]

Merlin: It was a honor meeting you both.

Doctor: Likewise.

Merlin: Before you go, I have something very important to tell you. There is a-

THE END