Chapter 6: Bustin' out, Jack's Way,
"Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god," Chopper screamed as he ran around deck. "We"re dead if we stay here!"
"Why?" Nami asked.
"If the snake chooses to swallow us, we're screwed," I said, I pointed at some large bones at the roof of the mouth. "See them? If they move, we get crushed, we have to get Loki back."
"Luna!" squawked a voice, Loki suddenly flew in. I hugged him tightly, then I noticed a trunk with my name on it in his talons. "I found this floating in the water, when I dived then the...thing got me."
"How can you read?" I asked as I opened the trunk, the crew surrounded me to see the contents. More of my things! My bow, some arrows (I hunt deer sometimes with my dad), a quiver, a pistol, my dad's guitar, my riding hat, a pipe for smokingn and some horseshoes. So, I end up with these things that are pretty useless, wow, why?
"The tongue tongue fruit helps me speak and read any language."
"Now, what to do?" Vivi said. "I'm never going to get back to Alabasta if we're eaten."
"I have my dad's guitar back, now I can play for real," I murmured, I tuned it and strum some chords. "Looks like I'll have to play while we wait."
"How can you keep cool at a time like this?!" Nami asked. "We're going to be snake bait!"
"It takes about a full day before the snake can eat us completely, so cool your charts off," I said, I started the intro for While My Guitar Gently Weeps. "I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping. While My Guitar Gently Weeps.
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping.
While My Guitar Gently Weeps."
My voice and guitar echoed.
"I don't know why nobody told you, how to unfold your love I don't how someone controlled you,
They bought and sold you."
I glanced around the place as I did my solo part for guitar. After an hour I finally noticed that thingy the dangles at the back of your mouth. Then something sparked in my eyes, duh, make the snake hurl!
I placed my instrument away in excitement and took out my bow and quiver. Nami said,"What now? Target practice?"
"She's got a point," Usopp said, but I said,"You have any sake?"
"Here," he said, uneasily, he gave me a bottle, I dipped an arrow's tip in it then tossed the bottle at a long distance. I took out a match and lit the arrow, setting it on fire. 'It HAS to work, Jack did it, Will did it...Luna's gonna do it!' I thought as I latched the arrow on my bow. "I get it."
"One, two, three," I murmured, I aimed at the floating sake and shot. The water around it lit ablaze. "Yeah! I'm so good!"
"You want to...set the whole place on fire?!" Usopp screamed, the flames managed to get on a ship, then the wood was set fire. Man, Smoky was right, never play with fire. It's coming closer, darn.
"Everyone, get this ship out of the fire's reach!" Zoro yelled, we took out the oars and rowed to the back of the mouth, just right below the dangling thingy. "All right, we're safe."
"When you mess with a snake, you're never safe," I said in a scary way, Usopp, Carue, and Chopper cringed. "The fire I set, it's going to get us eventually. If it doesn't we'll be eaten. If the fire makes the snake throw us up, we're most likely to be drowned by water since we might be under the surface."
"So our options are being burned to death, drowning, and get eaten, that's the most loveliest way for me to die!" Nami yelled at me. "What can you say to that?!"
I walked in front of them, and cleared my throat,"...Sorry!"
"That's all you could say?!" Loki squawked at me, I shrugged. "I'm too handsome to die this way!"
"Same here!" Sanji said. "I mean, all those pretty girls need me out there!"
"Cool you're charts and tail feathers off, mates, I'll think of something," I said.
"What's next, blowing us up?!" they yelled, I smiled. "Oh, god, please say no!"
"Sanji, how much sake do we have?" I said.
"About four barrels," he said.
"Go and fetch them, then toss them in the water," I said, he nodded and went off. "Usopp, get enough gunpowder to fill about seven cannons, then toss it overboard too."
"No," Usopp said, I took out my pistol and aimed it at his face. "All right, I'll do it!"
Both came up with barrels, I took a small pouch from my trunk and filled it with powder, then tied it to an arrow. I aimed at the thing above us and fired, it was pierced into it. I lit another arrow and fired at it again, this time, an explosion happened.
The snake bellowed in pain as it swam somewhere. Luffy said,"Zoro, get the barrels in the water, everyone else, get ready."
"For what?!" Vivi said, the mouth opened suddenly, the sky was visible. Zoro threw the rest of the barrels overboard and I set them on fire. Another explosion happened and we were sent flying out of the snake's mouth.
"WHEEE!" Luffy yelled in joy as we landed a mile away from the snake, whose mouth was on fire. "That was great!"
"I had to admit, I think I've fallen in love with danger," I said, pretty proud of what I'd done. Sanji went back to the kitchen, after a while, he called out,"Naaaaaami, Viiiiiiiiivi, Luuuuuuuuna! Lunch is ready."
"I'll pass," I said when we sat down, I left them and went to Nami's room.