Chapter 7: Luna and Sanji's gone insane, oh my!
(Loki's POV)
I stared at Luna as she went to...er, N-nami's, was it, room. She said,"Loki, don't go out to sea without me, all right?"
The rest of the crew came out later, I walked to the kitchen and found the ero-cook washing the dishes. I chirped a bit, he looked at me and said,"Go, I don't have anything for you, Luffy ate the food again."
"Riiiiiight," I said. That night, Sanji prepared us dinner, I came in time to get raw fish.
"Get Luna, will you?" Sanji said. "She skipped lunch earlier"
I managed to find my way to the door and said,"Luna, Sanji-"
"I can smell it from here," Luna said. "Go away! I'm buisy."
That night, when Nami came to get into her room, the door was locked. She said,"Luna, you do know this is my room."
"Luna?" she said. "I'll just keep watch instead."
This behavior continued to go on and on for the next three days. I flew around the place at night, screw your orders, I need to stretch my wings! Sanji called me down, and I landed next to him. He said,"What's with Luna?"
"I don't know," I shrugged. "I'm just her steed, besides, I'm not a human like you."
"You talk, have feelings, saving her life, that's human enough for me," he said, he stroked my head. Man, he smells like ash.
"She's insane, you're too," I said.
"I'm sane, I jumped the river out of instinct," Sanji said, he lit one of those cigarettes and smoked, he blew some in front of my face. "Love, that's my second nature."
"Love?" I asked, I felt it sometimes between humans, but not really.
"Yeah," Sanji said, he left.
The next day...
"Anyone seen my cigarettes?"
"Nada," I said as he went around.
"Anyone seen my hat and boots?" Luna said, she suddenly came out of Nami's room, finally. Then she spotted me, she stuck an odd stick in my beak and lit the end of it. I breathed it in and...enjoyed it...a lot. "I shall call you Moegami when you're an eagle, as a horse, you're to be known as Kazegami...later, Moegami"
She suddenly retreated to the crow's nest; she threw Usopp out, he said,"What the-?!"
"Is there a cure for her, Chopper? She lost her marbles," Zoro asked, the reindeer shook his head.
"I'm only a doctor, not a pyciotrist," Chopper said.
"Guys! Breakfast!" Sanji said, we all went in the kitchen. The food was losing its touch, the crew gagged on it. The cook placed a plate in front of me, it was...empty. "Sorry!" He tossed me some raw fish.
I merely left with the crew, Sanji must've cracked his skull when he was a kid cause he don't look right. I mean look, the man covers his left eye with his hair for beak's sake! Then I saw him rush up the crow's nest, then I heard Luna scream,"Pychopath! Gya!"
"Luna, baby-" Sanji said, Luna just kicked him off the crow's next, he landed flat on his face in front of me. "What a beauty!"
"I had enough of this!" Nami yelled, she punched Sanji in the back of his head and knocked him out. After a few minutes, he stood back up. "Loki, put him down."
I was already on it, I knocked him over and placed my talons on his chest. I threatened,"Idiot! Shut up!"
"Money, want money?" Sanji said, holding up several berries in my face. "Just let me go."
"I have no use for them," I said, he kicked me in the air. That's it, you're going down blondy. "Never screw with an eagle!"
"Once I'm done with you, I'll cook you and feed you to Luffy!" Sanji yelled back at me, I dived for him but a blind streak of silver flew in front of me, I crashed into the wall. Luna, in beast point, was growling.
"You people gone loco!" she yelled.
"Um, everyone's gone crazy," Vivi said, who was in her room most of time when she came out on deck. "I'm never going to get to Alabasta."
"SANJI! LUNA!: Carue yelled, even though he could only honk, I knew what he said. "I found your things, they're in the cannon room. I placed it there to see what happens and now I know."
I made my way to the cannon room and found their things just as Carue said. I brought them back up on deck and the two came rushing to me. Sanji took the box from my beak while Luna took her hat and boots.
"Ah," Sanji sighed as he breathed in a newly lit cigaret. "Might as well start cooking."
"I need to target practice," Luna said, she placed her boots and hat on and took out her bow and quiver. She aimed at a wooden pole with a red cloth tied to the top that was placed near the figurehead.
"Humans...are insane...sometimes," I said, Chopper and Carue nodded in agreement.
"That's true," Chopper said.
"True," Carue said.