Disclaimers, yeah let's make it clear: ME NO OWN One Piece!

Sanji: Aw, that blows

Me: Live with it! By the way, did you get into a fight with Zoro in the kitchen while you were cooking?

Sanji: (looks nervous)...no

Me: I don't remember seeing knives sticking out of my computer screen

Sanji: I swear, it wasn't me! Besides, they aren't mine!

Me: Then why does it say 'Hokuto no Ken' on the handles

Sanji: ...(runs)

Me: You owe me a new laptop, ero-cook! (charges after him)

Anyways...

Chapter 30: Withdrawl Symptoms, oh no.

"Sooooooooooooo, what are you trying to prove?" Raven said to Dusk, she shrugged. "You do know what we're in for?"

"I am aware of the symptoms."

"Then why are you doing it, then?"

"Just sit back and enjoy."

Toto and Vivi finally finished their conversation. "You people can sleep at my house for the night-"

"Do you have food?!" Luffy said.

"Enough to feed all, fallow me."

They fallowed the old man to a small house. So far, Sanji and Dawn had kept their cool. Everyone took their seats in the living room while Sanji went to the kitchen to cook, Luna went to help due to the fact that she was threatened by the cook.

"Old man, you have any lolipops?" Dawn asked.

"No."

"Sweets?"

"No."

"One Piece sucks." Dawn said, after an hour.

"How could you say that?!" Raven said eventually, Dusk slapped her own forehead, Dawn took out her flute.

"Cover your ears!" Dusk said, Raven did so. Dawn started to play Jigallypuff's song, everyone fell asleep. She took out a marker and wrote/drew on everyone's faces. Eventually, everyone woke up. "Try and stay calm, try and stay calm-"

"Who did this?!" Zoro yelled, he looked at a mirror and saw 'Moss-head' written across his forehead. Dawn scrambled out of the house, he went after her. "I'm gonna kill you!"

"This is just stupid." Usopp said, he had a dartboard drawn on his face, his nose was the bullseye. Luffy and Chopper laughed at him.

Status for everyone else:

Luffy: Baka and meat was written all over his face

Nami: Money luva and red head was on her

Vivi: Dessert princess was there on her forehead

Chopper: Wuz up doc? was on his antlers

Toto: Ol' gizzard

"I'm hungry!" Luffy said.

"I'll go see if it's ready." Raven said, she goes to the kitchen. "Eep! My eyes!" She runs back into the living room, covering her eyes. "Luna...Sanji...making out!"

"Raven, you can be sooooo immature." Dusk said. "Is it ready or what?"

"Oh...er-"

"Well?" Luffy said.

"I'll go and fetch Dawn and Zoro." Raven ran out while everyone went to the kitchen. Luna was tied up on a chair, Sanji had his back to her as he cooked.

"Help?" Luna asked. "Okay, who's idea was it to steal Sanji's cigarettes?"

Everyone pointed at Dusk.

"And what happened to you guys?"

"Dawn."

"Heh, and Zoro?"

"Fighting-"

"Nami-swan! Luna-chan!" Sanji said. "I made your favorites!"

"You don't even know what flavor I like." Luna pointed out.

"What is it?"

"Mint, baka."

"Right, that too! Now, everyone, have a seat!"

Everyone, except Luna, sat down uneasy. There was coal on their plates.

"Where'd he get this?" Dusk asked.

"Don't ask." Luna said.

"Eeeeeeeep!" Dawn yelled, she ran through the wall that had a door that led out back. Her flute was in her hands, she held it to her mouth, then brushed her right hand across it. It split into two samurai swords that had dragons carved into the handles, there were yellow tassels. "Two Sword Style Succesion Technique: Ocean's Call!"

"The hell?!" Zolo yelled, the swords glowed saphire, then she charged at him. In a single blow, the swordsman was thrown several yards with water trailing behind him. "Argh!"

"It's starting, her powers are going haywire!" Dusk said.

"Oh, really?!" everyone yelled. "Raven, wish for candy!"

"I told you, I'm not a wishing stone! Besides, it's just Zolo she's beating up, it's not like he's important anyway."

"For once, I agree." Luna said. "Chopper, can't you shoot her with a tranquilizer or something?"

"No, I don't have the propper tools."

Suddenly, Dawn comes in again, this time, she uses the door. Zolo rushes in, then attempts to slice her back, but his blades just went through her.

"Missed! Did you forget, I'm water?" Dawn said to the awestruck Zolo. "Normal attacks down work well, they just slide through."

"That...was creepy." Luffy said.

"I wish for lolipops!" Raven said, a bag of suckers appeared on the table. Dawn drooled as she turned her swords into a flute and place a sucker in her mouth. "There, now, can we just eat? I'm hungry!"

"Argh!" Dusk yelled, she slapped Raven across the head. "I was expiramenting!"

"So? You can do that when we get back on the Merry, now give Sanji his cigarettes before her looses it already." Luna demanded, Dawn finished her fifth lolipop andn was onto her sixth. "Are you high?"

"On lolipops, yes...Why's Zolo dripping wet?" Dawn asked.

"I was waterlogged by you, idiot!" Zoro yelled.

"Kuina fell down the steps."

"H-how d-do you know a-about her?!"

"I know everything, now please, stop yelling."

"You know what I'm thinking about?" Luffy asked.

"Meat."

"Oh, my god, she can read minds!"

"Where's ero-cook and that tiger?" Zoro said, he leaned against the wall.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE! STOOOOOOPPPP!"

"Dusk!" Luna, Raven, and Dawn said, they went to the living room to see Dusk tied upside down from the ceiling, Sanji was tickling her feet with a feather from Loki.

"Give me my cigarettes!" Sanji said. "Or I'll make you cry!" (now that is just plain rude)

"N-n-no! For the s-sake of science and One Piece fans, I need to know how long you can last without any cigarettes!" Dusk said. "Now, let me down!"

"Where do you keep them?!"

"I give up!" Dusk said when he tickled her again. "They're in your pocket, to the left. You see, I'm fast enough to do things you can't see. I can do illusions-"

"Got them!" Luna said, she reached into Sanji's pocket ad pulled out a cigarette for him, he lit it and...POOF! His face was covered in black pepper. "Aren't those-"

"Trick cigs, yep. They were for my dad, but hey, I'm here, ain't I?"

"Cough! Can't see!"

"Tee hee!"

"With my right eye!"

"Wha-?"

Sanji brushed back the tuft of hair covering his left eye.

"You're bi-focal!"

"Take a better look..."

"..."

"..."

"...I see spots."

Sanji falls over, anime style. "No, don't you see the scar?"

"From what? I see spots."

"...Love! A scare from love!"

"Oh, you ment figrativly!"

He goes to a corner and sulks. "...Yes, that's what I meant..."

Dusk takes out a note book and pencil, writes notes. "Has mood swings after two hours, tends to talk about love...turns into a terrible cook, food sucks...total bi-polar..I'm hanged upsidedown...That's enough testing, here. I had the real one's."

Her tail suddenly tossed a pack of cigarettes at him, everything went slow-mo when he caught it. "Hoge!" He lit a cig and smokes, he went to the kitchen. "Ah...I'll start cooking."

The moment he left, everyone shot death glares at Dusk. "What?"

(Later)

After having cooked a fine meal, Sanji went to the living room. Dusk was still tied upside down. He looked at her. "What the-?!"

She had a large bruise on her head, several cuts, and a black eye. "Ero-cook...feed me."

"No."

"What?!"

"Luna-chan said not to."

"S-sanji-kuuuuuuuuuuuuun! I'm a lady! I have rights!"

"No."

"...jerk!" (he just mistreated a woman!)