Chapter 32: Help's here! Then again, let's party!
"Soooo, how do we get out?" Usopp asked. "You guys can't touch it-"
"Someone's better come up with something, I can't hold up the water for long you know!" Dawn said, her swords glowed at the water was builing up against an invisible barrier. "Nami?! What are you doing?!"
"Tricking it to break the cell." Nami said, sticking her arm out to a bananawani, then drawing it back as it tried to bite her. "Whoa!"
"Careful," Dawn said. "I'm not Chopper. Where's Sanji?"
"Someone say my name?" Sanji asked as he stood at the top of the stairs with Luna and Dusk, who were in beast point. Sanji kicked a random bananawani in the air and knocked it out. Luna and Dusk went to the cell and tried to open it, Dusk grabbed Luna'd tail and swung her in circles before launching her.
"Enemy Launch!" both girla yelled. Luna flew across the room brfore crashing into the cell, nothing. "That thing's hard!"
"Luna, Dusk, Sanji!" Nami said.
"Guys, find the one that has the same growl that ate the key." Vivi said, they all stared at every bananawani that was in the room. "Sanji, get that one!"
"Right," Sanji said, kicking the one that was in the middle of the mess. It coughed up a large wax ball. "What the hell is that?"
"Ball!" Luna yelled, she ran up to it and tossed it in the air. She acted like a puppy. "Ball!"
Suddenly, the wax ball cracked and ou came Mr. Three. "What's black, white, and red all over?"
"What?" Dusk asked.
"A tiger with black and white tiger that's been painted red!"
Dusk cursed like a drunken sailer and attacked Mr. 3, Sanji held her back.
"Shut it, can you make a copy on the key that opens that cell?" Sanji asked.
"Yes, if you laugh at my joke."
"Go ahead."
"Here, what's yellow and quacks in black?"
"What?"
"A duck in a black suit!"
"Ha, ha, ha." Sanji mocked. "Now your part of the bargin."
"Sure, sure, here." Mr. 3 said, making his finger into a key and freeing the crew. "Now-"
"Eighth Step!" Luna yelled, she jumped and kicked Mr. 3 eight timess in the head and knocked him out. "Okay, let's go!"
Before they could all leave, the window started to break and more water poured in.
"I'm dead!" Dusk yelled, she jumped into Zoro's arms. "Cats just hate water!"
"Claws!" Zoro said as Dusk dug her claws into his arms. She eventually got off him. "Ow."
"Water!" Dusk yelled, she jumped up the stairs and fled. "I hate water!"
"Wait!" everyone yelled.
"Aw, poor kitty can't stand in water?" Luna said, water suddenly came crashing over her. "Guys, find a way out!"
(Outside)
"It's sunset." Raven said from her spot at the street, then the water started to bubble. "Huh?"
"Raven!" Dusk said, she came up to her in human point. "I, the cew, water!"
"...(GASP!)..." Sanji and Luna broke the surface of the water, they went to shore, along with Loki. "Coward! You left us to die!"
"I-"
Zoro dragged Smoker to shore, Nami and Vivi carried Luffy.
Smoker spat out water and said to Zoro."Why did you save me?"
"Ask our captain." Zoro said. "He told me to."
"Oh, yeah, I remember!" Luffy said.
"You were yelling at him to do so." Luna said, squeezing water from her long, purple hair. "C'mon, we have to get to Alubarna. Where's Dawn?"
A loud splash was heard, Dawn was thrown onto land. "Here!"
"You have some crew, here Straw Hat." Smoker said, but he attamped to stab Zoro, but he already drew out his sword and blocked the attack. "Go, before I change my mind."
"What?" Luffy said.
"Go! Get the hell out of my sight!"
The crew ran away.
"Okay, what's next?" Luna asked. as they went to the outskirts of Rain Base "The only one that can get to Alubarna faster than us is Loki-"
"Hey you guys!" Chopper said, he was riding a large crab. "This thing is Scissors, he's a friend of Eyelashes! Hop on!"
"All right!" Luffy yelled, he stretched his arms and grabbed the eye. "This thing's cool!"
Everyone else got on, Loki switched to bird point and flew overhead with Luna on his back. Suddenly, a golden hook grabbed Vivi, but Luffy caught her. He pulled her back as the hook came at them again, instead, it grabbed the captain.
"Luffy!" Nami said.
"You guys go ahead, I'll handle this!" Luffy yelled, with that, he was gone. After a few minutes of the crab running, a shadow appeared in front of Luna, Maco came up from the surface.
"Hello, going somewhere?"
"You!" Dawn yelled, she took out her flute and formed it into two swords. "You left us to die! You work for Crocadile!"
"I came here to give a hint, the Croc's looking for a weapon." then Maco disappeared in black smoke, but before she went, she slammed a heavy cannon ball on Luna's head. "That should speed things up!"
"Hoge!" Luna yelled as the world turned black.
(Waaaaayyyyy Later)
"Hoge, hoge, hoge." Luna murmured, she found herself in a bed in a hospital. "What, where, Maco?!"
"Calm down! You're fine," Vivi said, she was wearing different cloths. "You were knocked out before the battle, and...Loki-"
"He died, didn't he?" Luna said, sadly.
"No, he broke his wing while trying to get you here. Anyway, we stopped the rebellion. Everything's fine, you're in the palace right now."
"All I saw was a big cannonball hitting my head at full speed." Luna said, she looked around and saw Maco passed out on a near by bed. "You bastard!"
"Luna!" Vivi said, but Luna pounced on Maco and started to beat her up. "Luna, she saved your life! She's the reason why you even made it here!"
"Ow." Maco said, she suddenly disappeared in black smoke. "Jerk."
"My bad!" Luna said. She saw Luffy on another bed. Loki sat next to Carue, cleaning his own feathers. "Loki!"
"Hey, Luna's awake!" Lufy said, Luna jumped over him and landed next to Loki.
"She is?!" Dawn said, she rushed over. "After dinner, you and Dusk need to take a bath, you two smell like gunpowder!"
"This isn't a dream, is it?" Luna asked Sanji, he shook his head. Igaram's wife, Terrecotta, suddenly came in with a basket full of fruits for Luffy.
"Here, dinner shall be ready in 30 minutes. I heard you were a big eater, so here. You shall be fed with the finest meals in Alabasta." she said, Luffy suddenly ate all the food in one bite.
"Was that some trick?!" Zoro and Sanji yelled.
"God, I'm hungry, how long was I out?" Luna asked.
"Three days, Luna-chan! It's a pleasure to you alive and well!" Sanji said, hearts and stuff. "How must I express my devotion to you?"
Silence.
"Lay off the drugs, Sanji-kun."
"I'm not high!"
"Luna!" Raven said, she jumped Zoro, stepped on his head, then leaped over Sanji and fell on he bed next to Luna. "The battle was awesome! Oh, you know what Dusk did?"
"Eh?"
"She-she asked Crocadile what brand of cigars he smoked! She got her ass kicked for that!" Raven laughed. "Man, you should have seen the fight, Loki and Pell carried the bomb into the sky and it exploded. Loki made it out with a broken wing."
"How'd the battle go? Fill me in."
"C'mon, I'll take you to the dinning hall and tell you." Raven and Luna left the room and started down the corridor. They started talking and laughing like two hyenas. Just then, they both found the rest of the crew at the long dinner table. "Aw, food!"
Luna's nose twitched, she scramnled to a seat next to Sanji and started to eat whatever that was there.
"She must've been hungerier that me!" Luffy said as Luna chewed on a rib with her long canines until she crushed it into pieces. "Whoa! You bit through the bone!"
"Gimmie that, Usopp!" Luna said, she took Usopp's lobster and ate it with the shell.
"Damn it, that was mine!" Usopp yelled, he poured hot sause on his drink before she grabbed it. "Take this!"
"Thanks!" Luna said, she drank his drink paused. Then went back to eating. "That's hot."
"What?!" Usopp yelled. "You aren't burning?!"
So...everyone's having a whale of a time partying for a long time...until-
"Luna, Dusk, you two need a bath." Dawn said, the two switched to beast point and tried to run away, but Dawn grabbed their tails and dragged them to the baths.
"Nooooooo!" Luna and Dusk screamed. "I hate baths!"
"Oh well, you smell like foul! What did you role in?"
"Oil, gunpowder, some other things." Luna said. "I don't know where Loki tossed me, I was passed out!"
"You know, I agree." Nami said, fallowing them, along with Vivi.
"Nami-swan! Vivi-kun! Luna-chan!" Sanji said, fallowing the girls with hearts trailing behind him. "Wait for meeeee!"
The rest of the crew agreed too.